The biggest movie star in the world
The biggest movie star in the world is coming to The Social next week. On Tuesday. You should take the day off work. Because there may never be a more famous name on our show.
Miss Piggy. OBVIOUSLY.
Oh My God, Piggy is coming.
It’s because she’s promoting the new movie, Muppets Most Wanted. Last night was the Hollywood premiere. There were some other lesser actors there. Like, you know, Ricky Gervais and Tina Fey. But when Piggy’s around, there’s really no one else but Piggy, although I feel like she’d want me to mention her boyfriend. She and Kermit arrived on the carpet in a car and didn’t bother to get out.
Suck on that Mariah Carey. PIGGY DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE CAR.
Muppets Most Wanted opens on March 21, up against Divergent. It’s Piggy vs Tris next weekend. So… Piggy all the way, right?