Jaime Lannister almost sprayed George Clooney
Or is it the other way around. The headline on Conan’s site reads “Nicolaj Coster-Waldau almost peed on George Clooney” but the way the Kingslayer tells the story, I think it might have been George Clooney leaking on Jaime Lanniser.
It was at the AFI gala during award season. Jaime had to pee. And George left the stall door open. The most hilarious part of it, to me though, was that Jaime’s first observation was about how little George is. Height! Height! Which is when Conan loses his sh-t. That’s the Kingslayer saying on national television that the King of Hollywood is a small man.
God would he just have sex with Brienne of Tarth already!?!
And I love him now because of her. But you Game Of Thrones know-it-alls already know what’s coming up. Just... be ready for it on Sunday. G RR Martin really is merciless.