Oscars 2014 Articles

Julia Roberts: Oscar Memory Loss

March 3, 2014 18:31:34 Posted at March 3, 2014 18:31:34
Duana Posted by Duana
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It’s time. There was no "Who’s Natalie", but my woman still delivered some serious love, and it’s time to address it. Get comfy. First of all, the dress was not my thing.  Bored now. I get that Julia slides herself firmly into the "classics" category and isn’t going to try anything new and risqué. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper: Two Oscar Dates

March 3, 2014 18:14:39 Posted at March 3, 2014 18:14:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Polk/ Jason Merritt/ Larry Busacca/ Jeff Vespa/ VF14/ Getty Images, WENN

The actors always get the prime positions. And placing the actors is always a good game of hierarchy. Meryl Streep and Leonardo DiCaprio were nominated for leading performances so it made sense to have them in the front row. Julia Roberts had to sit in the second row because, presumably, she was in the supporting category. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence: Brewing Oscar Backlash

March 3, 2014 16:47:41 Posted at March 3, 2014 16:47:41
Duana Posted by Duana
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It’s starting. Oooh, is it starting? When Jennifer Lawrence appeared on the red carpet in red, a colour she’d worn at the Oscars before, people sighed on Twitter.  When she tripped, like she did last year, people snarked, “Oh, here we go again”.  It’s begun. Full Story

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Jonah Hill: So many Oscar friends

March 3, 2014 15:59:38 Posted at March 3, 2014 15:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jonah Hill, 2x Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange managed to control his sucky face last night after losing to Jared Leto. Because Marty, Leo, and Brange were all there! I'm not sure he gave an interview without namechecking Marty and Leo. And he already knew he'd be sitting behind Leo so you can imagine, just the anticipation of those 4 hours, staring at the back of Leo's head -- the night was already made for Jonah Hill, 2x Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange. Full Story

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Leonardo DiCaprio: Worst Oscar Sport

March 3, 2014 15:39:27 Posted at March 3, 2014 15:39:27
Duana Posted by Duana
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My favourite line in August: Osage County never made any of the highlight reels because of profanity, but I love to run around saying it anyway: “Eat the fish, bitch!” Similarly, Lainey has been storming around all night going “Take the goddamn pizza, Leo!” And this is his biggest problem. Full Story

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Michael Fassbender: Oscar Invisible

March 3, 2014 15:18:03 Posted at March 3, 2014 15:18:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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He didn't want to campaign. He wasn't into the whole drama. If he'd played though, I wonder if he couldn't have given Jared Leto a run. We'll never know though because Michael Fassbender decided not to participate. But he couldn't not come. He's not Judi Dench, after all. Full Story

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Emma Watson: Not Oscars Best Dressed

March 3, 2014 14:52:58 Posted at March 3, 2014 14:52:58
Duana Posted by Duana
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I look at Emma Watson, with the whole of Hollywood spread out before her, and I think that while she might not get the most interesting jobs, and she might not be doing the most risqué work, and she probably is filling her schedule with movies that are good but not the best, she should definitely have best dressed on a lock. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake: Oscar one colour

March 3, 2014 14:23:55 Posted at March 3, 2014 14:23:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mrs Timberlake wore Chanel Haute Couture, pretty much right off the runway. And since Chanel dresses so few people, it was certainly some kind of statement – she doesn’t have to wear Cavalli. Fine. But if I were Karl Lagerfeld, I’d reconsider for next time. Because she managed to make Chanel totally unremarkable. Full Story

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Meryl Streep: Oscars Most Grace

March 3, 2014 13:49:11 Posted at March 3, 2014 13:49:11
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 So, in today’s unpopular opinion, I hate grace. I hate that it’s the first trait we apply to women who don’t scream their sexiness out all over the place. I hate that it’s used as a synonym for “pretty and polite and thin” but it’s supposed to have a loftier meaning than that. Full Story

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John Travolta: Worst Oscar Hair

March 3, 2014 13:30:53 Posted at March 3, 2014 13:30:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/ Christopher Polk/ Getty Images

So he butchered Idina Menzel’s name. He f-cked that sh-t up so bad that within minutes there was a Twitter account for @AdeleDazim. I am still laughing about this. But it might be a little mean. Actually, laughing about people having trouble reading is totally mean. Full Story

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Jada Pinkett Smith: Worst Oscar pink

March 3, 2014 13:00:28 Posted at March 3, 2014 13:00:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Kevork Djansezian/ Michael Buckner/ Getty Images

There was some pink at the Oscars…and all of it was sh-t, but the worst of the sh-t was Jada Pinkett Smith. It’s Versace. I feel like we’ve seen it before. Or maybe it’s because it looks like what Sofia Vergara wears over and over and over again. I hate it. I hate the colour, I hate the material, and I especially hate the way the sweep over the shoulder goes all the way down her back. Full Story

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Kerry Washington: Oscar Wrinkles

March 3, 2014 12:51:21 Posted at March 3, 2014 12:51:21
Duana Posted by Duana
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Whenever one of my friends starts to get all anxiety about what to wear to a party, I always tell them to remember that at 99% of social gatherings, all that matters is what you look like from the chest up. Parties are so crowded that the slightly too-big pants or scuffed shoes are not going to be noticed. Full Story

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Zac Efron & Kellan Lutz: Oscar lightweights

March 3, 2014 12:41:56 Posted at March 3, 2014 12:41:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Michael Buckner/ Getty Images

One of my favourite things to say is that “the Academy doesn’t let riffraff onto its red carpet” which is why I didn’t believe for a minute that Rob Ford would actually be coming to the Oscars. And then Kellan Lutz showed up. Thing is, I’m not sure actually sure Kellan Lutz went inside. Full Story

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Pharrell: Best All-Around Steeze

March 3, 2014 12:11:47 Posted at March 3, 2014 12:11:47
Duana Posted by Duana
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Pharrell, you beautiful creature, you. You are the embodiment of exactly what it’s supposed to be to be a celebrity. You show up to places, and you are pleased as hell with your accomplished-yet-relaxed-appearing life, and you wear still more compelling-yet-not-serious stuff, and you’re also – almost incidentally – phenomenally successful. Full Story

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