What was it that I wrote last week? At best this is pocket 5s with 3 overcards on the flop at a full table. Everyone lost their sh-t last week when News of the World concocted some story about the Brange hammering out a separation agreement and that an announcement would be imminent. For those of you who don’t know poker, pocket 5s is a sh-tty hand, but everyone was willing to go all in based on a report from a rather nefarious source. Full Story

Super producer Jerry Weintraub was honoured last night at the UNICEF Ball which is why his boys showed up dutifully to support him with George Clooney presenting. George, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon and all with their ladies at one event. Needless to say, there was nowhere else to be. Brange put on a very, very happy glowy show in the face of the scandalous new book on shelves now calling for their imminent split. Full Story

For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba Bitch decided to defile Full Story

Brad Pitt arrived in Nice today alone still working that scraggly beard and this just a day after a new Pitt Porn report surfaced online. They are returning fire in light of all those scandalous book allegations. Unfortunately I don’t know if I buy this one. According to Fox 411 Full Story

The Brange showed up for a private tour at the MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala the other night and the widespread Photo Assumption, on the heels of their tabloid cover dominance this week, definitely indicated that the relationship is strained. Click here Full Story

Angie actually fashionable? Yes. She was not the benevolent earth mother last night. No, it was a throwback to the badass. And when she tries, when Angelina Jolie puts even a half hearted attempt into looking good, there really is no one else. That face. Her skin… Brad took Angelina out for dinner on Saturday night and it was a precursor to last night’s Inglourious Basterds premiere – how she glowed with little makeup on a date with her man to an Italian restaurant on what’s supposed to be the luckiest day of the year. Full Story

It’s my favourite Brad Pitt attribute, aside from the way he wears his pants. Brad supports the gays. Brad was one of the first big names to oppose Prop 8 and donated $100,000 to the efforts to fight it. And in a new interview for Parade Magazine, a softer, more open Brad once again comments on gay marriage: "Would it bother me if a child of mine turns out to be gay? No, not one bit. Full Story

Brad Pitt was supposedly quoted saying this week in Cannes: "I am in love and I have the most beautiful family - what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever. We're so lucky. Full Story

It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet and the whole world is left quivering. Full Story

After a visit to The Hague, the Jolie arrived in Cannes yesterday to join Brad for dinner with the Inglourious Basterds team debunking yet again tabloid reports of a split or a meltdown. My sources say it’ll be a quick trip for Angelina. She’s taken 2 days off shooting, will join Brad on the carpet tonight, then goes back to New York to resume work while he stays here for press Thursday and Friday before returning home for1 the weekend. Full Story

While they may have lost the latest battle in an interminable war, the Brange last night did not give ground. Because when they arrived, as you’d expect, the place went batsh-ts. He, as usual, was the most handsome son of a bitch in town. She… was a little waxy. But with an elegance last night that was missing from the SAGs and the rest. Full Story

They were noticeably more chatty last night, right? They worked the press line separately and even stopped for E! because there was no Seacrest… not that Guiliana DeSh-ts didn’t do her best to annoy them: - Have you become a better woman/man since being with Brad Pitt/the Jolie?- What have you learned from falling for him/her? … the f-ck? Both soured. Full Story

MUCH better than that old lady sidesweep from the other night. This is more like the Jolie. A very, very beautiful Jolie, her hair thick loose and cascading around her shoulders (and lighter?), wearing a beautiful grey coat, no waxy skin with Brad Pitt’s hand on her ass at the Paris premiere of Benjamin Button tonight. Full Story

This video is from the Globes red carpet. So they blew off Seacrest but took a question from Tyson Beckford. Heh. The question is whatever, the answer is … well… you know I love them. A short, adorable glimpse… the Jolie should show this side of herself more often. Am all over it when she’s sassy! Sassy but not defensive. Full Story