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Oscar Pitt Porn

February 23, 2009 13:52:00 Posted at February 23, 2009 13:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While they may have lost the latest battle in an interminable war, the Brange last night did not give ground. Because when they arrived, as you’d expect, the place went batsh-ts. He, as usual, was the most handsome son of a bitch in town. She… was a little waxy. But with an elegance last night that was missing from the SAGs and the rest. Full Story

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SAG Don’t Bother: The Brange

January 26, 2009 07:40:47 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:40:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were noticeably more chatty last night, right? They worked the press line separately and even stopped for E! because there was no Seacrest… not that Guiliana DeSh-ts didn’t do her best to annoy them: - Have you become a better woman/man since being with Brad Pitt/the Jolie?- What have you learned from falling for him/her? … the f-ck? Both soured. Full Story

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Bringing porn to the Oscars

January 22, 2009 14:49:59 Posted at January 22, 2009 14:49:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

MUCH better than that old lady sidesweep from the other night. This is more like the Jolie. A very, very beautiful Jolie, her hair thick loose and cascading around her shoulders (and lighter?), wearing a beautiful grey coat, no waxy skin with Brad Pitt’s hand on her ass at the Paris premiere of Benjamin Button tonight. Full Story

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Her business

January 15, 2009 15:37:00 Posted at January 15, 2009 15:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This video is from the Globes red carpet. So they blew off Seacrest but took a question from Tyson Beckford. Heh. The question is whatever, the answer is … well… you know I love them. A short, adorable glimpse… the Jolie should show this side of herself more often. Am all over it when she’s sassy! Sassy but not defensive. Full Story

No Botox? Yes Porn!

January 14, 2009 12:10:55 Posted at January 14, 2009 12:10:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new issue of Hello! Canada features the First Family of America on the cover. Tucked away in the corner? The First Couple of gossip – the Brange. On why they’re Hollywood’s most romantic. Pages inside feature the two doing their Porn thing. Full Story

Globes Best Snub: Brange > Seacrest

January 12, 2009 09:57:47 Posted at January 12, 2009 09:57:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s annoyed them before. A couple of years ago and an inane conversation, I think, about breakfast. Since then the Brange has not been a fan of Ryan Seacrest. Last night they didn’t even bother to hide it. It was live television at its best. So Seacrest’s people had been begging the Brange flacks for an interview. Full Story

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Best of 2008: upstage and porn

January 2, 2009 09:22:00 Posted at January 2, 2009 09:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

February 23, 2008 – the Independent Spirit Awards. The Academy had ignored the Brange, depriving Angelina Jolie of a Best Actress nomination for A Mighty Heart. As such, they would not be at the Oscars the following evening. Throughout awards season, the Brange had been coy about the pregnancy rumours. Full Story

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A candid Brad in Rolling Stone

December 10, 2008 08:32:15 Posted at December 10, 2008 08:32:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, he’s less gushy than the Jolie in interviews. More guarded, more reticent to talk about their relationship. But when he does… you know I’m buying. I love the Pitt Porn. Brad on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, timed of course with Benjamin Button. As you’ve seen from the past few weeks, he wants this one badly. Full Story

The alternative to Pitt Porn

November 20, 2008 07:28:00 Posted at November 20, 2008 07:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to speak of their relationship. Full Story

Thankful for Pitt Porn

October 13, 2008 07:57:29 Posted at October 13, 2008 07:57:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve seen the cover – now a glimpse at the pages inside Angelina Jolie’s W Magazine feature, photographed by Brad Pitt. Porn! He is shooting the woman he loves, the mother of his children with his children. And they are beautiful. Stunningly beautiful. These are just a few – the actual magazine on newsstands will have the full portfolio but they say Brad has a good eye. Full Story

Brad’s Angie

October 9, 2008 10:46:25 Posted at October 9, 2008 10:46:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most intimate and insightful of portraits – we are seeing her as he sees her. Full Story

The Porn Pretenders

October 5, 2008 09:14:00 Posted at October 5, 2008 09:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, you know what I mean? Thanks to Lynsey for sending this along – “behind the scenes” footage from the Beckhams’ fragrance ad, undoubtedly completely vetted by the Posh herself to make sure to include ONLY the sexiest shots of her husband wanting her and of course most flattering angles. Full Story

Carpet Porn came next

October 5, 2008 08:43:32 Posted at October 5, 2008 08:43:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here they are, the Brange on the carpet … How ridiculously sick are they together? Sick! They both worked autographs and did the fan thing first for almost half an hour, smiling to everyone, chatting with their hardcore public, and impressing even a jaded New York crowd accustomed to seeing superstars. Full Story

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Sushi Porn came first

October 5, 2008 08:02:05 Posted at October 5, 2008 08:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh there was porn, alright. There was Pitt Porn. And Pitt Porn is truly the best thing ever. Just ask the screaming fans who lined the street last night outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. They were not disappointed. Because Brad and Angelina brought their best brand of hotness to the carpet to promote The Changeling and sent everyone – from photographers to journalists to fans – swooning in the wake of their hotness. Full Story