On his knees! Look at him, thrusting his hips forward, ready to swivel. Am I imagining it? I might be imagining it. Also, I love him in the pink apron. Next time he gets caught with his clothes off in Vegas, he should cover himself with a pink apron. After his holiday with Fergie and girlfriend Cressida (Cress-ih-duh) Bonas in Switzerland last week, Harry’s now in Lesotho supporting his charity Sentebale. Full Story

Which is...HOT. I think he might be in that new Sly Stallone movie? Bullet To The Head? Anyway, he's been doing some press in New York. God that is something to look at. What's his secret? As he told TMZ: I f-ck a lot. Lisa Bonet only? PS sorry it ended up being so light today. Full Story

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? This was my reaction last night when Sarah messaged me that Nicholas Hoult had joined Twitter. She thought I was screaming about Jennifer Lawrence’s fans taunting him pretty much the minute he posted his first message. Frankly that made me happy. Full Story

At a woman. GODDAMN. Nicholas Hoult, my #2 on the Five List, was in Rome this week promoting Warm Bodies. Here he is, at the premiere after-party, clearly enjoying himself in the company of Tatiana Luter, an Italian actress. You know, now that he’s single and all. Turns out, I guess I’m not sad, not even a little, that he and Jennifer Lawrence aren’t together anymore. Full Story

But first... DDL in a peacoat! So, this year’s Best Actor Oscar nominees... Daniel Day-Lewis Hugh Jackman Denzel Washington Joaquin Phoenix Bradley Cooper 3 of those are former Sexiest Men Alive. DDL is unquestionably sexy. Joaquin...could be sexy if he wasn’t such a f-cking MISERABLE. Full Story

It is hurting me how few photos were taken of Ewan McGregor last night. They were saving their digital cards for...I dunno, Bradley Cooper? NO! If Ewan McGregor and Bradley Cooper are on the same carpet, always, always go with Ewan McGregor. You can never go wrong with Ewan McGregor. Look at Ewan McGregor. Full Story

God, it’s been 10 years. Where did that go? I wonder though, in this environment, if 8 Mile would even get made now. 8 Mile took everyone by surprise. Come on, admit it. 8 Mile was a lot better than you thought it would be. 8 Mile is GREAT. 8 Mile is still watchable, over and over and over again. Full Story

Sorry I got a late start, but there are some wordier articles coming later as soon as I get back from the studio and get my sh-t together. Please enjoy a quick post on Ewan McGregor at the San Sebastian Film Festival today where he is promoting The Impossible. The Impossible received some very strong reviews coming out of TIFF. Full Story

Please. The way he came up on that boat, wearing the sh-t out of his suit, come on. I will take that over Ryan Lochte any, ANY time. We will get to Ryan Lochte later. But if your argument is that Becks is dumb and talks with a weird voice, you should really, really avoid a Ryan Lochte presser is all I’m saying. Full Story

Keira Knightley and Mark Ruffalo continued to work on their movie yesterday in New York. It would appear that Mark only wears one suit through the entire thing. No matter. The point is he’s kissing her in this scene and she’s pushing him away...why the f-ck??? Whatever. Let’s take him any way we can get him. Full Story

I want to eat ice cream on a bench, any bench anywhere, but especially in New York, with Mark Ruffalo any time. Even in winter. Even when it’s raining. Whatever. I’m there. It would crush me if he were the cliché. But he’s not. Full Story

For you (which includes Sarah from Cinesnark) - Jeremy Renner in Spain promoting The Bourne Legacy. He looks great in that suit. Is it ok to say I prefer when he doesn’t smile? And this for me - Tom Hardy with Charlotte Riley (they got her name right today) at the London premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. Full Story

Tom Hardy, my Summer Crush, has been in Namibia working on Mad Max: Fury Road. That’s what the beard is for. This is why he’s been less visible than the other actors in The Dark Knight Rises for promotional appearances leading up to the release. Full Story

Thank you for your messages today in reference to the Mark Ruffalo article. I’m so happy we agree. Mark Ruffalo replaces Johnny Depp on the Lifetime for real. But can James McAvoy join him there? There’s a lot to love in James McAvoy. He’s talented, of course. Full Story