SAG Awards 2009 Articles

2009 SAG Awards hilights, gossip, photos, and video.

SAG Best Body: Kate Winslet

January 26, 2009 06:07:39 Posted at January 26, 2009 06:07:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a real woman’s body, right? Especially in this dress. Authentic breasts, the presence of hips – HIPS! – and curves and an ass and she’s fit, but she eats too, and while there may or may not be some Spanx activation, at the same time you also know she’s not a double user like Beyonce, who sucks in that sh-t with two pairs on the regular and sometimes, they say, even three. Full Story

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SAG Disappointing: Emily Blunt

January 26, 2009 05:54:00 Posted at January 26, 2009 05:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s a sick body. But that is also a low classy looking dress. And it breaks my heart. Because as you know, Emily Blunt is a favourite. But this…this is budget. When the seam that splits from her breasts does not travel a straight line down, all the way down, to me that screams cheap. It’s unpolished. Full Story

SAG Most Improved: Jenna Fischer

January 26, 2009 05:47:35 Posted at January 26, 2009 05:47:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s normally at hot mess at awards shows. Like, Jenna Fischer canNOT get it together. So, all things considered, this isn’t bad. Nothing stands out, nothing offends, nothing terribly remarkable, the hair is soft and wavy, the makeup soft and pretty, the breasts respectfully and not garishly on display…. Full Story

SAG Crotch Itch: Mickey Rourke

January 26, 2009 05:38:35 Posted at January 26, 2009 05:38:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s no secret…he’ll readily admit it… the man is depraved. Quite obviously, awards season turns him on. Or his psoriasis is flaring up. Whatever the reason, Mickey Rourke can’t keep his hands off his junk. Like constantly. Perhaps it’s his way of dealing with nerves. Full Story

SAG Awards Wrap-Up

January 26, 2009 05:33:00 Posted at January 26, 2009 05:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Slumdog is sweeping everything. Like, everything. But never forget what the Academy did to Brokeback. So the SAGs happened last night. The Brange, as usual, had them screaming loudest even though Angelina decided to put everyone to sleep in her toga. But Meryl, Kate, Tina Fey…how’s that for a power lady trifecta? We’ll break down the Oscar implications in the days to come. Full Story

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