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Friday, March 27, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Bitch Better Have My Money.

That’s all I’ve been listening to in the car. At my desk. I haven’t taken Rihanna to the gym yet but I can’t wait to break the treadmill with this song on repeat. It’s that kind of song. Makes me want to screw up my face, get up in someone else’s face, pick a fight. Go to Indiana and ask that old Pence guy …

WHAT THE F-CK ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF?

Maybe we should send Rihanna there. Get her to tell him that his “wife in the backseat of my brand new foreign car”.

Because #BBHMM is an equality anthem. The next time there’s a Hollywood emails leak and female actors aren’t paid as much as their male counterparts?

Bitch Better Have My Money.

When they whitewash a movie and cast Blake Lively in the lead role?

Bitch Better Have My Money.

When the women in your company keep getting circulated through middle management and the executive level is almost entirely men?

Bitch Better Have My Money.

The next time Shailene Woodley tries to deny feminism?

Bitch Better Have My Money.

Rihanna will be performing #BBHMM at the iHeartRadio Music Awards on March 29. I’m ready.

Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Riding in cars with Mimi

March 26, 2015 21:22:38 Posted at March 26, 2015 21:22:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I didn’t even know this was my dream until it became my dream. Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before? Put Mimi in the car with you. Play her songs.  FEEL THE JOY. Did it take 5 hours just to get her in her seat? Probably. Did they invent new interior vehicular lighting panels just to accommodate her demands? I’m sure. Full Story

Smutty Social Media Thursday, March 26, 2015

March 26, 2015 20:38:26 Posted at March 26, 2015 20:38:26
Maria Posted by Maria
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FameFlynet

Reese and her husband look half-cut in this picture. I’m not saying that as a bad thing; American citizen Reese seems like a fun drunk (except for the whole interfering with the police thing).     Four years ago, I married this amazing man from Pittsburgh, PA. He makes me laugh every day. I'm a very lucky lady. ❤️ Here's to many more happy celebrations, JT! 🎉 #HappyAnniversaryHubby 💕 Full Story

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The Afflecks at the Senate

March 26, 2015 20:08:30 Posted at March 26, 2015 20:08:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Kris Connor/ Paul Morigi/ Leigh Vogel/ Getty Images

This is really cute. And also really interesting. Ben Affleck was in DC today, along with Bill Gates, to address the Senate Appropriations Subcommittee on State and Foreign Operations. There was a Batman mention, obviously. I think he’s going to ride closer to the RDJ approach to being a superhero as opposed to the Christian Bale one: Mention it whenever you can. Full Story

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The Gross Bears are back

March 26, 2015 19:37:58 Posted at March 26, 2015 19:37:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Un-see. Un-love. Can’t. It’s not like we didn’t know. You knew. I knew. Because when has she ever had any sense about her when it comes to relationships? Never. Apart from Ben Affleck, she persists in going blind whenever she picks her men. So. Yeah. JLO and Slum Bear Casper Smart. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 26, 2015 19:13:53 Posted at March 26, 2015 19:13:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Woody Allen and Bill Cosby are starting to feel like the same person (Dlisted

Kerry Washington tweeted during labour (Just Jared

Dolly Parton is always making me nod my head (Cele|bitchy

An abusive asshole loses his job. And people are upset. (The Superficial

F-ck. Why didn’t I keep my wisdom teeth in a jar? (OK!

The Khaleesi made the A List (Pop Sugar

They’re trying to find millionaires for Dina Lohan (Too Fab

Not loving JLO’s hair here (Hollywood Tuna

Great dress on Alison Brie (Popoholic

I need a pair of these jeans (Go Fug Yourself
 

Taylor Swift matches Calvin Harris

March 26, 2015 18:00:21 Posted at March 26, 2015 18:00:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David M. Benett/ Getty Images

Twitter is telling us that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris were together in Nashville yesterday. And they were dressed the same. And now everyone is wondering whether or not this is happening. They could just be working together. Or the less boring option… Friends with benefits? More than friends with benefits? Here. Full Story

Benedict Cumberbatch’s wedding dress

March 26, 2015 17:00:21 Posted at March 26, 2015 17:00:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I’m about to compliment Benedict Cumberbatch. Twice! Let’s just list the two compliments back to back: 1.I like his haircut. 2.I like his wedding dress. Check him out yesterday in London wearing his hair shorter. I like this. A lot. So much better. When you have a name like Benedict Cumberbatch and your hair is the way he used to have it, the poncy ass image is a lot easier to believe. Full Story

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Turtles & Models

March 26, 2015 16:20:53 Posted at March 26, 2015 16:20:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Anthony J. Causi/ Splash News, James Devaney/ Getty Images

I had no idea there were more Ninja Turtle movies on the way. So I had to ask Sarah, the Ninja Turtle expert, even though she wouldn’t want to be known as such, if they were shooting a sequel. Apparently, yes. Fine. I can live with that. But WHY ISN’T THERE A SEQUEL TO INSIDE MAN??? It’s almost been 10 years since Inside Man. Full Story

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Mad Men: the final carpet

March 26, 2015 15:41:00 Posted at March 26, 2015 15:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason LaVeris/ David Livingston/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

Last night in Hollywood at the Mad Men Black & Red Ball… It’s probably the last major carpet for the show before it concludes in about 8 weeks. So Jon Hamm went all out in a white jacket tux. And Christina Hendricks went all out in a dramatic gown… After all, it’s a ball. Full Story

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Harry next?

March 26, 2015 14:51:41 Posted at March 26, 2015 14:51:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mark Davis/ DCNYRE2015/ Getty Images

E! News wasted no time yesterday after Zayn Malik’s announcement that he’s quitting 1D in reporting that Harry Styles might be next. According to E! sources, Harry’s been telling his friends that he wants to get into acting and permanently move to LA. Full Story

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Sam Taylor-Johnson is done

March 26, 2015 13:35:00 Posted at March 26, 2015 13:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not exactly a surprise. Sam Taylor-Johnson didn’t bother trying to pretend during interviews leading up to the release of Fifty Shades Of Grey that there wasn’t creative conflict between her and author EL James. So the speculation that she would not return to direct the sequels was more than justified. Full Story

March 26, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 26, 2015 13:13:52 Posted at March 26, 2015 13:13:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Claire! Happy 30th Birthday from Katya who wants to remind you that Julia Child never knew what she really wanted until she was in her 30s. Because that’s when so much sh-t gets figured out. You’re good. I don’t worry about you. If you know about Julia Child, you’re good.  Full Story