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Not the visual I had in mind

November 24, 2015 16:28:38 Posted at November 24, 2015 16:28:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mayer RCF/ Nancy Rivera/ Jackson Lee/ Photo Image Press/ Splash News, Keystone Press

Like many of you, I thought I’d want to see a photo of Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosling side by side. At one time, I thought that might be photo I could add to my spank bank. Right now, my spank bank consists mostly of Charlie Hunnam. Sometimes a little variety helps, you know? But this? Not what I had in mind. Full Story

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JT at the CMAs

November 5, 2015 16:59:32 Posted at November 5, 2015 16:59:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jon Kopaloff/ Terry Wyatt/ Taylor Hill/ John Shearer/ Getty Images

Justin Timberlake performed at the CMAs last night and it was probably the highlight of the event, you know, apart from the middle finger Blake gave to Miranda. JT was energetic, he was entertaining, as he always is in this capacity. He sounded great, the vocals were there, he reminded us of the versatility of his talent, that he’s not restricted to genre. Full Story

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Katniss, Mystique…Captain Marvel?

November 4, 2015 21:28:16 Posted at November 4, 2015 21:28:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Sarah usually keeps me posted on all kinds of Marvel rumours. Sometimes I’m like…um… speak slower to me and talk in civilian language because I don’t understand your comic book pentameter. Sometimes I’m like… WHAT? Cate Blanchett, really? I don’t think I remember her telling me that Jennifer Lawrence is being considered for Captain Marvel though. Full Story

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Charlize in wet metal & more on Sean Penn

October 29, 2015 15:18:12 Posted at October 29, 2015 15:18:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, ChinaFotoPress/ Getty Images

Charlize Theron was in Hong Kong yesterday promoting a real estate project. Everyone’s making China money. Look at this dress. The way it takes the light from some angles it looks wet. At other angles it looks like armour. And it’s not just unforgiving, it adds things that aren’t even there. Full Story

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Oh my God, this hair

October 27, 2015 20:59:27 Posted at October 27, 2015 20:59:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Princess Catherine was out again tonight at the 100 Women In Hedge Funds Gala, her fourth event in two days. And another opportunity for us to bitch about this hair and those f-cking mom bangs that she’s growing out, resulting in that giant wing coming across her forehead. I really wish I could get in the heads of her hairstylists, hear their inner monologues whenever she tells them to disrespect their skill. Full Story

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Royal Bond

October 26, 2015 21:41:43 Posted at October 26, 2015 21:41:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, James Whatling/ Splash News, Dave J Hogan/ Getty Images

The Bond premiere is happening right now in London. I’ll post photos of the cast tomorrow. Right now, we’ll focus on the royals, because the princes William and Harry were there along with Princess Catherine, all of them attending their second official engagement of the day. Click here Full Story

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Ben & Jen’s weekend groceries

October 26, 2015 15:38:20 Posted at October 26, 2015 15:38:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have been really great about updating us on how civil they’re being with each other now that they’re not together anymore. It feels like they’re on a once a week schedule, non? Yesterday the two were out for groceries. I appreciate Ben’s consideration too, not only loading the bags into the car but dressing in a way that probably doesn’t give Jen any regret. Full Story

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The Oracle and his Wife

October 23, 2015 15:40:16 Posted at October 23, 2015 15:40:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ron Asadorian/ Splash News, Taylor Hill/ James Devaney/ Jim Spellman/ Randy Brooke/ Getty Images

Justin Timberlake was honoured last night at the Fashion Group International Night of Stars. They gave him the Lord & Taylor Fashion Oracle award. Oracle: a person (as a priestess of ancient Greece) through whom a deity is believed to speak Oracle: a person giving wise or authoritative decisions or opinions William Rast, by the way, is sold exclusively at Lord & Taylor. Full Story

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Johnny & Amber give back

September 25, 2015 15:32:49 Posted at September 25, 2015 15:32:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash News, Dave J Hogan/ Getty Images

Johnny Depp and the Hollywood Vampires performed in Rio last night. He wore a lot of eyeliner, several necklaces and scarves, red ink on his neck, and thought he looked cool with the cig in his mouth. Doesn’t he though? Isn’t he? The legendary coolness? Amber Heard joined Johnny on this trip. Full Story

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Johnny in Rio

September 24, 2015 15:27:31 Posted at September 24, 2015 15:27:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

It’s that time again. Our weekly appointment with embarrassment for Johnny Depp. Johnny is in Rio to perform at the Rock In Rio Rock City show tonight with Alice Cooper, Joe Perry, Duff McKagan, and Bruce Witkin. They call themselves The Hollywood Vampires. Um, ok, DAD. But also, The Hollywood Vampires, it’s so fitting, isn’t it? Fitting of the kind of “desperate to stay cool” that Johnny Depp reeks of these days? I mean… look at him. Full Story

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