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Ashton Kutcher: what a great man

May 15, 2014 15:02:05 Posted at May 15, 2014 15:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PEOPLE  posted the grossest article yesterday about Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. The title: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: How They're Preparing for Their Baby Girl Fine. They could be decorating the room. Or going to breathing classes. Full Story

If this was your dinner companion…

May 9, 2014 16:54:33 Posted at May 9, 2014 16:54:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, David M. Benett/ Getty

Imagine you’re at a gala and a male table companion shows up without a jacket, his shirt unbuttoned literally down to his stomach. It’s obscene. OBSCENE. Vile. Even if it were David Beckham it would be obscene and vile. But it’s especially obscene and vile being that it’s Simon Cowell. Full Story

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Johnny Depp holds his girlfriend

May 7, 2014 13:36:11 Posted at May 7, 2014 13:36:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/ Theo Wargo/ Getty

Do you feel like Johnny Depp is in your face a LOT these days? A lot more than he ever used to be? We’d go months not seeing him before. A long, long time. JD knew how to go underground. Like Tom Cruise, like Brange, he has the resources, he had the inclination. Then. Now? Now it’s almost weekly. Full Story

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Mr Peanut & his fiancée at the MET Gala

May 6, 2014 15:56:49 Posted at May 6, 2014 15:56:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Dimitrios Kambouris/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Getty

So many of you emailed and tweeted at me about this last night. The Mr Peanut thing. And several other outlets are on the peanut train. And I decided I’d be lazy and just go with it because Johnny Depp has become a cartoon cliché. So why should I expend any originality on his ass when I could be saving it for someone else? Mr Peanut it is. Full Story

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Picture Him On Top Of You: Simon Cowell edition

February 26, 2014 15:36:26 Posted at February 26, 2014 15:36:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is a game I invented to play at parties. I first wrote about it here, when a few of us were covering a celebrity festival allnighter, looking at hot models being groped by gross rich men. Everyone has a line, right? How much money or what connections would it take for you to control your gag reflex? What would have to be promised to you? What do you gain by suppressing your disgust? So. Full Story

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This isn’t helping

December 10, 2013 15:02:23 Posted at December 10, 2013 15:02:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

We’ve been documenting the rapid decline of Johnny Depp’s appeal over the last couple of years. He’s making it easy. Check out Johnny caught with his pants down while filming a scene for Mordecai last night in London. I mean, I know it’s just a character, yet another weird and quirky character he’s adding to his ever-growing resumé of weird and quirky characters. Full Story

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#ThisIsUnbroken

November 12, 2013 18:04:06 Posted at November 12, 2013 18:04:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Scott Barbour/ Getty

Reality is an asshole. We live in a world where Robsten could not survive but Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne are still happening. Or happening again, depending on how you see it. Rumour has it she took a break from him because he was being a pig over text with other women. Him? HIM? Shocker. Full Story

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Promoting the Greatest Canadian Love Story

October 16, 2013 15:04:17 Posted at October 16, 2013 15:04:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Santi/ Splash

We have so much to be proud of here in Canada. Earlier this year, Chris Hadfield was a maple leaf badass up in space. Last week, one of our most treasured writers, Alice Munro, won the Nobel Prize in Literature. And now… Now Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, newlyweds, are promoting their new single/her new album/their relationship/I’m not sure. Full Story

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Birthday Bears

July 25, 2013 17:42:14 Posted at July 25, 2013 17:42:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 44th birthday yesterday. Get your Gravol ready because, obviously, there was some Slum Love involved. No, actually, not some, but a LOT. A lot of Slum Love in the form of the Gross Bears. Jesus Christ. And we were having such a great week. Yesterday I was shooting a promo with the co-hosts of The Social, Melissa Grelo, Traci Melchor, and Cynthia Loyst. Full Story

Belly Cupping: Stranger Edition

June 27, 2013 14:49:45 Posted at June 27, 2013 14:49:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Sellebrity RICK/ Splash

What’s worse than a woman belly cupping on a red carpet? The father belly cupping her on a red carpet. And what’s worse than the father belly cupping her on a red carpet? A fan requesting to be belly cupped. Here’s Channing Tatum, kindly obliging a pregnant woman who offered up her baby, in utero. Full Story

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No Slum Love at the MET Gala?

May 6, 2013 16:39:27 Posted at May 6, 2013 16:39:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Ralph Notaro/ Splash

It’s enough that Kanye West somehow talked Anna Wintour into allowing Kanye West’s girlfriend to be there tonight. Can you imagine if JLO’s Slum Bear was accepted too? It could still happen. But they were in Miami yesterday shooting her new video so I feel like maybe we’ll be spared from being grossed out. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling is Aggro Jealous Boyfriend?

April 1, 2013 14:22:40 Posted at April 1, 2013 14:22:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

So according to Page Six, Ryan Gosling turned into Aggro Jealous Boyfriend on Friday when he was out with Eva Mendes in New York. Apparently a fashion photographer who’d recently worked with Mendes called over to her “Hey, baby!” and an eyewitness says: “Ryan completely flipped out, and it got heated. Full Story

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Belly Cupping: Fergie edition

March 25, 2013 15:45:26 Posted at March 25, 2013 15:45:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Mazur/KCA2013/ Getty

Oh Jesus. I’d rather see the Beyonce armpit pose than have to endure another edition of Celebrity Belly Cupping. Unfortunately, due to the rise of the Motherhood Industrial Complex, since Motherhood is the ultimate Whitewash, Belly Cupping is never going away. Full Story

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