Hayden Panettiere showed up at the Emmys last night and I was like…oh look, there’s Charo. Except Charo is so much more entertaining. Here’s the old Lolita in red, and matron hair, and representing a show that nobody watches anymore and just off a movie that no one cared about but she will play the lead in the film adaptation for Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List . Full Story

Hayden Panettiere is now dating Lindsay Lohan’s ex boyfriend Harry Morton. She went for a run today with some dude – all the paps keep saying it’s Harry. I forget what Harry looks like and don’t care enough to spend too much time on Google. But I do remember being creeped out by his face because at the time, with Lilo, he was wearing his hair longer and a stubble on his face and it reminded me of the real Chris McCandless of Into the Wild, all gaunt and lonely-eyed up in Alaska… Anyway, this boy, to me, doesn’t look like Harry. Full Story

Hayden Panettiere dressing like a former beauty queen now divorced mother of 2 trying to hitch her next ride. It’s the Teen Choice Awards. They replaced the red carpet with astroturf. The prize is a surfboard. Would you say, for a 19 year old girl, this is the best costume for the day? Sure. For a girl who desperately wants to be 30, and date 30 too. Full Story

Have finally gotten around to reading Hayden Panettiere’s interview with Details. Another entitled child star, smug as sh-t, imbued with that peculiar sense of “specialness” that comes from parent pimps – you were born to do this, you are a star, you are better, more talented, prettier, MORE SPECIAL than anyone else. Full Story

Is headed to Cannes. Check out Hayden Panettiere arriving at Nice airport today, presumably headed for the Croisette, in town to party with some rich 40 year old Euro cheese because that’s what turns her on. Hayden came from London where she spent a few day shopping and set the town abuzz after she was seen with tv host Steve Jones, age 32, right in her range. Full Story

There was Guiding Light. For many of them… Including Oscar winners Christopher Walken and Mira Sorvino, nominee Ruby Dee, Calista Flockhart, Hayden Panettiere, and also Kevin Bacon in a rather hot kinda homoerotic scene, all of them at the beginning of their careers made appearances on Guiding Light. Full Story

Little bitch, big ego, needs to sit the f-ck DOWN. Hayden Panettiere was on the carpet at an event in Hawaii the other day. It was a fundraiser for a local hospital. The press was there. This is why SHE was there. To PROMOTE the cause. Hayden was crusty from the moment she arrived, barking at photographers to “back up!” when she arrived at the step and repeat. Full Story

Good. If true…it’s very, very good. Radar is reporting that 2 nights ago at Crown Bar Hayden Panettiere and Jesse McCartney were mauling each other in plain view. She was grinding on his lap, then was nuzzling her neck, then they went outside for ciggies and made out some more. Full Story

Hayden Panettiere had dinner with her brother, her mother, and her boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia last night. Very cozy. And creepy. Like…it’s legal now and all but if JailBait Miley Cyrus’s 20 year old boyfriend is a loser for dating 15 year old who just turned 16, what does that say about Milo and Hayden’s 31 and 18? Anyway, photographers were quick to point out that Hayden’s dad was not with the family, this of course after the beat-down scandal after which Hayden and her mom downplayed the incident, blaming the cops for overreacting. Full Story

The energy is smutty today. Everyone is fighting. Everyone hates everyone else. The air is thick with drama, it’s the ideal temperature – gossip is growing! Next in the ring: Lindsay Lohan and Hayden Panettiere. Milo’s little Lolita was shopping the other day when she was approached by a few fans who apparently mistook her for Lilo Full Story

It’s Hayden Panettiere at the Madonna concert last night with red lips, heels, all black and a plunging neckline. She’s 18! At a concert! Heidi Klum wore jeans, Kate Moss was casual, so was Lucy Liu, especially Isla Fisher…but Hayden had to be Hayden. Like a 40 years old. Only time she dresses her age is when other people do it for her on her tv show. Full Story

Love this time of year. It's premiere week! With the writers' strike truncating last season, it feels like it's almost been a year... especially for shows like Heroes which did not return in the Spring. Instead, Tim Kring decided to regroup and refocus after a shaky sophomore slump. Word is the time off has paid off. Full Story

Is it just me or did the 35 year old seem like she was sucking in so hard she could barely breathe? I get that everyone there was Spanxing it last night, holding in every last imaginary ripple, every curve that starvation could not kill, faint and woozy from a week’s worth of eating air… but Hayden Panettiere seemed especially uncomfortable. Full Story

Everyone’s a victim, see? Especially if it’s a child star with two parent pimps. In her first interview since her father was arrested for allegedly beating down her mother, Hayden Panettiere told Extra last week Full Story