Rachel & Michael: over
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I just wrote "Rachel & Ryan" and had to delete it. Are you conditioned the same way? Pop culture memory is fascinating.
Last year I broke the news that Michelle Williams and Jason Segel were dating. US Weekly reported yesterday that they're no longer together. Three years ago at TIFF I broke the news that Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen were dating. US Weekly reported yesterday that they're no longer together. Is it me? You're such a self-absorbed c-nt, Lainey.
According to US, it was Rachel who made the call. What else? All I know is that they haven’t been together since before Christmas. So it’s been over for two months. As for why...? Anne Hathaway, obviously, since we seem to be sh-tting on her for everything else.
Some say it was age. Not that 10 years is a big deal but 10 years at a certain point in your life might be. At 34, Rachel, by all accounts a traditionalist, may have been ready for what Michael has already had.
So that’s it then. Is it totally off-side for me to go back now to Gossip Genie-ing for Rachel + Jakey? LOOK AT THEM.