Thinnification Articles

Anne Hathaway: pimples and eye-rolls

June 19, 2012 16:48:53 Posted at June 19, 2012 16:48:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway is Catwoman. And I really wish these comic book people would make up their minds about when to use one word or two words for the titles of their superheroes. Batman, Catwoman, Superman... But Spider-Man has to have a hyphen. And Iron Man is two words completely. Oh wait, nerds, let me guess. Full Story

Met Gala Thinnification: Ashley Greene

May 8, 2012 14:16:14 Posted at May 8, 2012 14:16:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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She’s wearing white Donna Karan. Basically a wedding dress. You’ve seen it a thousand times. What’s new here, or new-ish, at least since last year’s Met Gala, is Ashley Greene’s thinnification. Ashley Greene was always fit. She had a great body. Slim but strong and seemingly healthy.Somewhere along the way though, as they do in Hollywood, someone must have told her she was “too athletic”, and “not delicate enough”. Full Story

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The Demi Dilemma

January 25, 2012 14:55:15 Posted at January 25, 2012 14:55:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quick recap: at around 11pm on Monday night, an ambulance was called to Demi Moore's. She was subsequently hospitalised. TMZ broke the story that it was substance abuse. Her rep has issued a statement reading:"Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. Full Story

An Award Season return

January 17, 2012 18:22:24 Posted at January 17, 2012 18:22:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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After a few months of staying relatively undercover following her split from Ashton Kutcher (due to his humiliating infidelities), Demi Moore seems to be re-emerging on the scene just in time for award season. I think we just might see her negotiating for a presenter spot at the Oscars, if not to hail her recovery than to rally support for her abomination of a movie with Miley Cyrus. Full Story

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Her ring’s on but it might fall off

October 18, 2011 15:13:18 Posted at October 18, 2011 15:13:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Demi Moore was in New York last night for the premiere of Margin Call. She was wearing her wedding ring. As you can see, she’s so gaunt these days it might fall off. Face or body? You know the dilemma. You choose body, you lose your face. You choose your face, you have to accept that your ass might get bigger. Full Story

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Thininification > Oscar

August 17, 2011 10:46:28 Posted at August 17, 2011 10:46:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Take a look at Jennifer Hudson on the cover of SELF. As you know, I’ve been cutting my eye at her for the last little while over the whole “let’s make her popular since she’s thin now!” situation. For the media to fixate on this is one thing. What bites my ass is that she’s kinda bought into it too. Full Story

Jerry, Jonah, and Fu

August 16, 2011 13:21:59 Posted at August 16, 2011 13:21:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A friend bbmed me the other day - “is there something wrong with me because Turtle is so hot?” Turtle IS hot. Check him out waiting for his car outside a restaurant last night in Hollywood. Super cute, right? Made headlines a few weeks ago when he revealed he’s lost 55 lbs this year and his now walking down the beach shirtless with hot girls. Full Story

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On the Break Up Diet?

August 15, 2011 09:59:17 Posted at August 15, 2011 09:59:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A reader called Alisha sent this in yesterday - thanks Alisha! It’s a very thin looking Jessica Biel in Toronto on Sunday at a French pastry house called Nadege. I just saw her three weeks ago in San Diego for Comic-Con. She was thin, yes, but in a healthy way. Like, it wasn’t alarming. Maybe it’s the angle of this shot, but if I were to Photo Assumption, I’d say she’s on the break up diet. Full Story

Girl Sh-t over fat

August 4, 2011 07:20:37 Posted at August 4, 2011 07:20:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Girls, girls....girls. As I always say, Girl Sh-t is the best sh-t. And the best Girl Sh-t usually happens over boys or our bodies, sometimes both at the same time. Look at LeAnn Rimes’s thinnification - is it an accident that her predecessor has the same rail thin frame? This is a study I would pay attention to - what’s more upsetting: another girl flirting with your fiancé or finding out your fiancé, who loves you and would never, ever leave you, thinks you might need to lose weight? I wish I could give you the All Fem fists pump here but that would be a lie. Full Story

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Jolie & the Duchess: thin friends and shoe friends

July 25, 2011 09:14:15 Posted at July 25, 2011 09:14:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were spotted together at the Dorchester in London on Saturday. You know who used to stay at the Dorchester? Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. It was one of their favourites. They’d have massive rows there and then wake everyone up all over again with their f-cking. Full Story

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Janet is thin again

May 20, 2011 09:02:07 Posted at May 20, 2011 09:02:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a cycle every two years or so. Janet Jackson goes militant and loses a lot of weight and takes her top off for the cover of some magazine, and then a year later, she’s covered up in sweats not wanting to be photographed. Don’t sh-t on me for making it an issue. I’m only making it an issue because SHE makes it one when she grants an interview to some glossy about how she’s finally found the formula to “stay fit forever!!!” Here’s Janet at AMFAR last night at the Hotel du Cap looking svelte and ageless. Full Story

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This is not a problem

April 6, 2011 13:21:35 Posted at April 6, 2011 13:21:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian flew back to LA from Houston yesterday after she sang the national anthem at the NCAA championship game. No problem here, right? Especially not with her legs? Totally fine! That's what she's insisting on her Twitter: dear lord! I do not workout too much nor do I starve myself. Full Story

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This is healthy

April 5, 2011 08:05:04 Posted at April 5, 2011 08:05:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not sure why the NCAA asked LeAnn Rimes to sing the national anthem at the game yesterday. But she was there, along with Eddie Cibrian, in Houston for the championship game, proudly flaunting her healthy legs in a white dress and huge heels. Healthy. That’s what she calls it. That’s what she insists it is. Full Story

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