MET Pants: Tina Fey
Duana emailed while the photos were being loaded last night and told me to get online so we could argue about the dress porn. But the game was on. And I couldn’t disturb the energy. So we emailed instead. But we only ended up discussing Tina Fey. Duana thought her makeup was terrible. I thought it suited the night. Should Tina walk around like this all the time? Of course not. But I was enthralled with the pantsuit and the pantsuit wanted some eye drama. The pantsuit didn’t care for a pale palette conservative eye. So the pantsuit got what it wanted.
Had she f-cked with her hair as well as with her face, it would have been a problem for me. But given that the hair was almost completely untouched, I enjoyed the excess of the eyes. It struck a balance. It was even. On a feng shui level I thought she complied. Judging from your emails this morning however, most of you are Team Duana.
Photos from Wenn.com and Stephen Lovekin/TIMOTHY A. CLARY/Larry Busacca/Gettyimages.com