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Johnny needs the foreign money

May 14, 2012 13:55:37 Posted at May 14, 2012 13:55:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp spent the weekend in Japan promoting Dark Shadows. You know they love him there. They come through for him every time there. And he’ll need them to again because, well, The Avengers owns his ass; The Avengers owns everyone’s ass. Dark Shadows opened in second position at the box office this weekend to only $28 million. Full Story

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Met Worst Couple Try: Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady

May 8, 2012 16:32:47 Posted at May 8, 2012 16:32:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Have you read Nicole Krauss’s The History Of Love? It’s such a beautiful, devastating book, you really should if you haven’t already. Anyway, there’s a part near the beginning as we’re being introduced to old Leo Gursky, who seems to finding ways to put off death by redirecting pain to different parts of his body, so as not to burden the already weak parts. Full Story

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All that and no cover

March 22, 2012 19:48:36 Posted at March 22, 2012 19:48:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

God, Anna Wintour is such a mega bitch it’s...amazing.Here’s Victoria Beckham in Vogue this month, NOT the cover. Even though it’s a pretty long ass article. The kind of long article that usually belongs to the front page subject. The kind of article with the kind of access that, for any other celebrity, comes only with a front page guarantee. Full Story

The Underdog at the SAGs

January 30, 2012 17:15:57 Posted at January 30, 2012 17:15:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like most of you, playing Hate Lea Michele’s Hard-Posing used to be my favourite sport too. And then Taylor Swift happened. Taylor Swift came along and took Eponine away, a role that Lea was made for. Even for those who couldn’t bear Lea, you knew that this part was hers. Which is why I wrote Full Story

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GG Worst Attempt At A Personality Via Her Dress: Dianna Agron

January 16, 2012 16:33:54 Posted at January 16, 2012 16:33:54
Duana Posted by Duana
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Yeah, so the dress didn’t look good, fundamentally.  It looked intricate, and it’s a great colour on many, but the cut-outs didn’t sit flush against her skin, exactly, which is a problem – and I didn’t love the endless tiers in the skirt either. But this is not her greatest sin. You want to know what is?  She chose that dress – and sure, I can see how she thought it would have a lot of impact. Full Story

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Don’t hurt yourself

October 4, 2011 20:07:33 Posted at October 4, 2011 20:07:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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She looked like she was about to last night, didn’t she? At the premiere for American Horror Story? Check out Lea Michele posing to the point of aneurysm, poor thing. And I mean it. Because you know what I think it is about Lea Michele? Lea Michele has this awesome gift. It’s SO pure. I LOVE when she sings. Full Story

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Ryan brings George ...with a little Try?

July 21, 2011 09:59:42 Posted at July 21, 2011 09:59:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I thought his dog was called Ralph. I was know-it-all corrected and it’s George. But for a while I was calling him George-Ralph which I think is a great name. Anyway, not George-Ralph just George, Ryan Gosling’s dog, accompanied him on Jimmy Fallon the other night. Did you see this interview? The internet connection at my hotel here in San Diego is slow as f-cking sh-t and I have almost, ALMOST punched a hole in the wall, and my face, from the frustration so no, I’ve not seen the whole thing, I’ve only gotten part way through because it keeps buffering but I think it gives me enough of an idea of what’s happening and how he was. Full Story

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The many tiers of Karl’s Girls

May 9, 2011 09:29:54 Posted at May 9, 2011 09:29:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So random. There was a dinner in Paris last night to celebrate Karl Lagerfeld. I don’t know the occasion but Karl thinks it’s a stupid question if you asked it. Do we need a reason to celebrate him? “Vanity is the healthiest thing in life.” Vanessa Paradis was there. Effortlessly chic, of course. Full Story

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Met Try: Demi Moore

May 3, 2011 07:52:04 Posted at May 3, 2011 07:52:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Royal Wedding was on Friday. And showing up in a fascinator like this to the Met Gala in New York three days later is kinda like saying, I really, really wanted to be invited but I wasn’t so I’m wearing what I would have worn there instead. How sad. I’m cringing for her now. Not unlike the way I cringed for Jennifer Love Hewitt when she dressed up like Audrey Hepburn and went to Tiffany’s. Full Story

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Another GOOP Week and extensions

April 22, 2011 08:48:35 Posted at April 22, 2011 08:48:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I thought it would be over last week. It’s not. This week Gwyneth Paltrow is still everywhere. And it continues – today she’ll appear on Ellen, the episode was taped yesterday. I like what she’s wearing. Much better than the yellow sateen business she put on for the cookbook signing. Full Story

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No wife, no running & more from G’s dinner!

April 14, 2011 08:01:00 Posted at April 14, 2011 08:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris Martin was the surprise guests at a benefit held at a pub in London last night. Just 48 hours earlier, he was in New York running from paparazzi after his wife Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a dinner party for her famous friends featuring a few recipes from her upcoming cookbook. SO MUCH MORE on that dinner party later. Full Story

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When will this stop?

March 7, 2011 12:14:29 Posted at March 7, 2011 12:14:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s the ultimate satisfaction for those who love to hate Gwyneth Paltrow? It’s not hating her. It’s FEELING SORRY for her. It’s being embarrassed for her. You’ve had many opportunities lately. Glee is giving you more. Have you seen the new video? I saw half of it on Friday and couldn’t take much more. Full Story

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