So... Gwyneth Paltrow is on Twitter. Officially. It happened an hour ago. This is her account: http://twitter.com/gwynethpaltrow. And she posted this video: Gwyneth Paltrow on WhoSay Full Story

So random. There was a dinner in Paris last night to celebrate Karl Lagerfeld. I don’t know the occasion but Karl thinks it’s a stupid question if you asked it. Do we need a reason to celebrate him? “Vanity is the healthiest thing in life.” Vanessa Paradis was there. Effortlessly chic, of course. Full Story

The Royal Wedding was on Friday. And showing up in a fascinator like this to the Met Gala in New York three days later is kinda like saying, I really, really wanted to be invited but I wasn’t so I’m wearing what I would have worn there instead. How sad. I’m cringing for her now. Not unlike the way I cringed for Jennifer Love Hewitt when she dressed up like Audrey Hepburn and went to Tiffany’s. Full Story

I thought it would be over last week. It’s not. This week Gwyneth Paltrow is still everywhere. And it continues – today she’ll appear on Ellen, the episode was taped yesterday. I like what she’s wearing. Much better than the yellow sateen business she put on for the cookbook signing. Full Story

Chris Martin was the surprise guests at a benefit held at a pub in London last night. Just 48 hours earlier, he was in New York running from paparazzi after his wife Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a dinner party for her famous friends featuring a few recipes from her upcoming cookbook. SO MUCH MORE on that dinner party later. Full Story

Oh looky! It’s People Magazine’s new cover. And that’s Reese Witherspoon with her husband Jim Toth on their wedding day just as I, um, predicted a few weeks ago. Click here Full Story

What’s the ultimate satisfaction for those who love to hate Gwyneth Paltrow? It’s not hating her. It’s FEELING SORRY for her. It’s being embarrassed for her. You’ve had many opportunities lately. Glee is giving you more. Have you seen the new video? I saw half of it on Friday and couldn’t take much more. Full Story

In this episode of Everyone Loves Gwyneth, here she is with Nicole Kidman on the carpet last night holding hands. Kidman almost always towers over any woman she stands beside. Gwyneth really is that tall. I was delighted they decided to be all friends and girly together, considering they both looked like so much ass. Full Story

Madonna was at the Berlinale last week to present a few scenes from her film W.E. to potential buyers. It was an exclusive event. Press strictly forbidden. There was also a Q&A after the clips were presented and Madonna, in a gesture that demonstrates how badly she wants this, declared to the money people in the room that she’d be willing to travel to promote the film. Full Story

Written by Duana Okay, so there’s a what-you-missed-on Glee which is basically just last week, plus some Sue. I get my eyes all ready to roll… Will feels great until Emma runs in because she found that Sue is going to commit suicide. Full Story

This is why the Globes are by far the most fun to watch. Because of the cutaways. Because of what happens right before they go to commercial. When these motherf-ckers get up and start mixing tables. Like when Diddy stood behind Marky Mark, practically panting, waiting for Marky to turn around and acknowledge him. Full Story

As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow has been hustling HARD recently in service of Country Strong, opening wide tomorrow, so hard there hasn’t even been a new GOOP. G wants this so badly she’s been flinging her Try everywhere, even breaking her usual silence on her marriage, dropping bits about Chris Martin into conversation, dropping bits about her ex-boyfriends Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck during interviews. Full Story

You’ll learn nothing important about Lea Michele in a Lea Michele interview. Good gossip about Lea Michele however turns up in interviews with other people. She rolls up like a movie extra and drops some gold in your lap and it’s the best sh-t ever. Did you read Matthew Morrison’s Details profile? Click here Full Story

Chill. I know that’s not the official term. But I only have so much room in my titles and “the wife of the Prime Minister” is a f-cking mouthful so can you not be such a tightass this one time and just deal? Because otherwise you won’t fully enjoy the amazingness of these pictures. Full Story