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What are the chances?

May 6, 2013 15:12:39 Posted at May 6, 2013 15:12:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Piers Morgan interviewed Lindsay Lohan...for print, the Daily Mail. Obviously they don’t want to put that sh-t on camera. This happened a few weeks ago in New York. Lohan chain-smoked through the entire discussion. You can read the full exchange here Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: getting paid to get clean?

May 3, 2013 20:04:32 Posted at May 3, 2013 20:04:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Buckner/ Getty

Well, that’ll work, won’t it? Everything for Lindsay Lohan is about a paycheque these days. As you know, over the last two days, there’s been an update on the hour about Lindsay Lohan’s rehab status. She supposedly bailed on the facility she was approved to go to in New York because it doesn’t allow smoking. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan’s new bankroller

April 24, 2013 15:48:21 Posted at April 24, 2013 15:48:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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His name is Mohammed Al Turki. He’s very wealthy. I met him last year in Cannes. Or I should say I was brought to him in Cannes. We were invited to a yacht party on press credentials and part of that agreement involved paying our respects to the person who was funding the event. My colleague and I were led into a private enclosed area of the boat where he was surrounded by hot skinny girls, and Michelle Rodriguez who’d been hired to DJ. Full Story

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This is not even your future, Lindsay Lohan

March 21, 2013 18:20:30 Posted at March 21, 2013 18:20:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Veronica Summers/ Splash

There was a premiere in Hollywood the other night for a movie called A Resurrection starring Mischa Barton. The trailer is attached below. This is exactly the kind of quality work you expect from Mischa Barton. And she does work steadily. TV movies, slasher films, etc. It’s rent. There was a time though when Mischa Barton, she could have been what Blake Lively has become. Full Story

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Speaking of child star assholes...

February 21, 2013 14:58:12 Posted at February 21, 2013 14:58:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Beg, borrow, and steal... It’s Lindsay Lohan’s guide to life. When Lindsay Lohan isn’t stealing, she’s begging and borrowing -- from anyone: sheiks, shady billionaires, Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen fronted her the money to pay a stylist to dress her for AMFAR a couple of weeks ago. Full Story

Charlie Sheen's favourite charity

February 13, 2013 16:45:16 Posted at February 13, 2013 16:45:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Best story of the week. Lindsay Lohan is such a f-cking loser she's managed to make Charlie Sheen look like a goddamn philanthropist! Remember when Lohan showed up at AMFAR last week in New York and everyone was surprised because she's broke ass and definitely wouldn't be able to afford a ticket or a new dress? (No one is lending her clothing anymore, please. Full Story

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How Lindsay Lohan prepares for court

January 30, 2013 16:25:17 Posted at January 30, 2013 16:25:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jackson Lee/ Splash

After TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was trying to not show up at court by using a doctor’s note even though she was papped shopping in New York, she was seen with her mother Dina last night flying in to LA well after midnight. As you can see, she was well dressed for the occasion. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan & Lance’s doctor

January 29, 2013 19:47:35 Posted at January 29, 2013 19:47:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory infection and won’t be able to travel. Full Story

Oil Money

January 4, 2013 14:47:11 Posted at January 4, 2013 14:47:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Lindsay Lohan has been in London for a week. And everyone knew she couldn’t pay for it herself. This is a girl who was once offered $7 million for a proper Hollywood movie. Now when she goes overseas, we’re all asking ourselves who she had to f-ck to front her plane ticket. Oil money. Full Story

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An arrest to end the year

November 29, 2012 16:29:42 Posted at November 29, 2012 16:29:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oh but there’s still an entire month to go. Is it a personal goal now? To get arrested at least once a year? As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan went to a club last night after Justin Bieber’s show at Madison Square Garden. At some point she was seen arguing with a woman in the next booth, telling her to “Give me my space”. Full Story

Here’s your future Oscar winner

November 21, 2012 16:25:17 Posted at November 21, 2012 16:25:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Lindsay Lohan was only two hours late last night to the Liz & Dick premiere. Response from the assembled media in attendance: well at least she showed up. All of her. All the cheapness, all the injections, all those lips. So much lip. Lips so large Nicole Kidman’s seem regular-sized in comparison. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan: babies and Oscar talk

November 20, 2012 17:22:37 Posted at November 20, 2012 17:22:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Lindsay Lohan gave US Weekly an exclusive interview leading up to the release of Liz & Dick...on Lifetime. Can we please remember that this is a TV movie of the week??? Anyway, some sh-t about how she’s definitely changed and learned and has no regrets and feels bullied and it’s the media’s fault and then. Full Story

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Lie Down With Dogs, Wake Up With Fleas

October 26, 2012 17:26:25 Posted at October 26, 2012 17:26:25
Maria Posted by Maria

For the girl who is on a continual loop -- “I’m an artist” “I just want to work” “I’m a good person” -- a lot of sh-t sure happens, and often. Lindsay Lohan’s publicist, Steve Honig, has resigned. My first thought was, she can still afford a publicist? I was surprised about that, and I’m not being facetious. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan really sucks at everything

October 18, 2012 17:59:12 Posted at October 18, 2012 17:59:12
Maria Posted by Maria
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Fern/Splash

As I said in my last post, Lindsay Lohan can’t even f-ck up right (click here for a refresher). Getting banned from the legendary Chateau Marmont over a bill? Lame. (And as reader Astrid pointed out, included on the bill were two lost iPhone chargers in a span of 15 days… in a hotel room. Full Story

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