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Carpets & Candids: Emma’s first two Cannes dresses

May 16, 2013 17:28:33 Posted at May 16, 2013 17:28:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, ANNE-CHRISTINE/ Vittorio Zunino Celotto/ Andreas Rentz/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Boring. In fact, the two-piece wine coloured dress with feather trim for The Bling Ring photo call is a major letdown. Those chest darts don’t work on that f-cking material I hate so much. And then it was a plain black shift for the presser. Fine. Maybe she’s saving up for the tapis rouge. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kerry can’t save

May 9, 2013 13:42:15 Posted at May 9, 2013 13:42:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Kerry Washington can make a lot of mediocre sh-t work. But not even she can save this dress. The problem: it’s SO cheap. It might cost a lot, but it’s SO cheap. It’s $49.99, tops. And if you buy it for any more than that, you’re wasting your money.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Connie in blue lace

April 28, 2013 23:22:11 Posted at April 28, 2013 23:22:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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CHRIS KLEPONIS/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Purple? Blue? Whatever it is, I don’t care for it. But that might be very personal. Lace is often not my thing. This is Temperley. Which means Pippa Middleton would be all over it. Which is why I don’t want to see my beloved Tami Taylor in it. There’s simply no imagination.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Elizabeth’s messy dress

April 28, 2013 23:10:20 Posted at April 28, 2013 23:10:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Elizabeth Banks wore orange at the Vanity Fair Oscar party this year – click here to see -- and was the best at that event. She went with orange again at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and... well... this is a messy Roland Mouret, non? Weird too because Mouret is normally known for being the opposite of messy. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Sophia in champagne

April 28, 2013 22:33:29 Posted at April 28, 2013 22:33:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

HATE. All of it. Hate the colour (which I’ve now associated with royal baby swaddling), hate the detail (1995 wedding dress), hate the shoes (divorcee, aged 45), and so much hate the Cinderella wedding fringe. If Mrs Timberlake is growing it out, you know it was never a good idea to begin with. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mrs Timberlake & Tiffany

April 19, 2013 14:05:07 Posted at April 19, 2013 14:05:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Neilson Barnard /Dimitrios Kambouris /Getty Images

In Elie Saab. Boring. In other words, a perfect match. But an unremarkable dress can be elevated by an interesting wearer. This...is not one of those times. I don’t think the lip colour was a good choice either.   Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kylie’s MTV metallics

April 15, 2013 13:04:09 Posted at April 15, 2013 13:04:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez /Michael Buckner /Getty Images

I stopped watching halfway through so I’m not sure if Kylie ended up on being given something to do, although I suspect not, which means... She was just there as a spectator? WHY??? I feel embarrassed for her. And this is no way to treat a superstar. Also, the dress (Paco Rabanne) is unflattering. Full Article

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