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Annoying and entitled Hollywood celebrity douchebags.

Nanny Batfleck needs a bodyguard

August 13, 2015 14:24:22 Posted at August 13, 2015 14:24:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here are some more pictures of Christine Ouzounian yesterday and her new Lexus. According to the paps, she requested a police escort to follow her to her parents’ house. Look at you, getting hookups all over the place, from exclusive hotels to private jets to slick rides to personal security. Full Story

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“Inadequate” Ben Affleck

August 6, 2015 16:04:29 Posted at August 6, 2015 16:04:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Although PEOPLE’s cover story about the Ben Affleck Jennifer Garner divorce focuses primarily on how Jen’s dealing with the “ultimate betrayal”, the magazine does try to offer a rationale for Ben’s attitude about the end of his marriage. As you know, Team Affleck has repeatedly denied the claims that he was having an affair with the nanny, Christine Ouzounian. Full Story

Ben Affleck and the nanny

July 29, 2015 13:05:30 Posted at July 29, 2015 13:05:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

US Weekly has the exclusive – Ben Affleck is dating a woman who used to be the nanny. Her name is Christine Ouzounian, 28 years old. Supposedly she and Ben started dating during Ben and Jennifer Garner’s secret 10 month trial separation. Whatever. We’ve already analysed the legitimacy of that 10 month trial separation – click here Full Story

Shia words on video

July 27, 2015 19:37:20 Posted at July 27, 2015 19:37:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Shia LaBeouf and girlfriend Mia Goth were in Germany a few days ago. They were caught on camera in a fight as they were exiting a cab. She was pulling on his bag, asking him to stay. He ended up getting into a car without her with some random sketchy locals who filmed him ranting about how she pushed him to that point. Full Story

Jesse Eisenberg knows his words

July 15, 2015 15:41:47 Posted at July 15, 2015 15:41:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Kovac/ Jason LaVeris/ Imeh Akpanudosen/ Getty Images

Jesse Eisenberg was at Comic-Con. Was Jesse Eisenberg at Comic-Con because he’s in a small budget, independent movie shot in a café in Brooklyn from a screenplay written on an old-fashioned typewriter? Actually, no. Jesse was at Comic-Con for a movie called Batman vs Superman. Full Story

Thanks, Ben Affleck

June 25, 2015 15:03:50 Posted at June 25, 2015 15:03:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PBS has decided to suspend the third season of Finding Your Roots as the result of an internal investigation… Whatever. Basically PBS has suspended the third season of Finding Your Roots because of Ben Affleck. You’ll recall, once he learned that some of his ancestors were slave owners, Ben asked the show to censor their findings. Full Story

Diddy attacks with a kettlebell

June 23, 2015 14:13:59 Posted at June 23, 2015 14:13:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Araya Diaz/ Getty Images

Helicopter parents are bad enough. But when the helicopter parent is a celebrity? That takes it to a nuclear level. Here’s the quick rundown of what happened: Diddy’s son Justin plays football at UCLA. According to TMZ, one of Justin’s coaches with giving him the gears at practice. Full Story

Crossing Mark Wahlberg’s line

June 16, 2015 13:23:23 Posted at June 16, 2015 13:23:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Neil Mockford/ Alex Huckle/ Getty Images

It occurred to me when I was writing today’s open about Chris Pratt and the Sexiest Man Alive that Mark Wahlberg has never been the Sexiest Man Alive. He’s a possibility, I guess. He’d probably be a popular one, for some. Full Story

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