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Another awkward balcony kiss

November 19, 2014 14:32:23 Posted at November 19, 2014 14:32:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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But this time with twins. Prince Albert and Charlene of Serenity greeted the crowd from the palace balcony in Monaco today during the National Day Parade. They kissed. And once again it was awkward. Maybe all balcony kisses are awkward. You know you’re being stared at, you don’t want to look like you’re counting down to each other during the approach… But Albert is particularly bad at this sh-t. Full Story

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You wish, Spittle

November 17, 2014 19:26:48 Posted at November 17, 2014 19:26:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, SPW/ Splash, Kevin Mazur/ Kevin Winter/ Jeff Kravitz/ Getty

Jennifer Lopez f-cked up during her comments while presenting at the Hollywood Film Awards on Friday. Gerard Butler ended up on stage to represent How To Train Your Dragon and he teased her about it up there and for a moment, I worried that he’d go there, that he’d try. I mean look at her in this dress. Full Story

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Models are like cupcakes at Leo’s 40th

November 13, 2014 14:23:23 Posted at November 13, 2014 14:23:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

Leonardo DiCaprio turned 40 this week. Of course there was a party. It happened in LA on Tuesday night at Soho House. A lot of his famous “bros” were there. Tyrese posted this photo (attached) on Instagram. At this writing, it’s not been reported that any of his famous female friends were in attendance. Full Story

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Benedict Cumberbatch’s erotica

October 31, 2014 14:34:38 Posted at October 31, 2014 14:34:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone sent me a link to a Benedict Cumberbatch story this morning with just the words: “You’re welcome.” So I clicked. I will not be thanking this person. Sorry. Because she thought I would get all wet and rubby over how Benedict Cumberbatch describes how he would f-ck as Sherlock Holmes. Full Story

The new pussy partners

October 15, 2014 14:58:50 Posted at October 15, 2014 14:58:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dominique Charriau/ Getty

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy Posse has an official new member. Now that Paula Patton has filed for divorce, Robin Thicke is available for group douche-ing. And according to Page Six, he celebrated the other night at his home in LA, with Leonardo DiCaprio and a LOT of models. Full Story

Mark Wahlberg & Amanda Seyfried

October 7, 2014 20:15:52 Posted at October 7, 2014 20:15:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Keystone

Mark Wahlberg and Amanda Seyfried were filmed kissing on the set of Ted 2 today. Emily, our site coordinator, sent me these photos in an email with the title “This creeps me out”. It’s true. I don’t want to see them kissing. It’s not that I don’t want to see them kissing anyone. Full Story

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Adam Levine’s gross video

September 29, 2014 20:13:43 Posted at September 29, 2014 20:13:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We are nearing the end of Adam Levine’s reign as Sexiest Man Alive. Thanks God. I don’t get it. I have never gotten it. Not the music, not him. The video for Maroon 5’s Animals was just released today featuring Adam’s real-life wife, Behati Prinsloo. Full Story

If Franco was in a boy band…

August 11, 2014 19:25:03 Posted at August 11, 2014 19:25:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What boy band would it be? Is he a New Kid? Or a Backstreet? Do you see him ‘NSYNC? I think maybe Color Me Badd. Doesn’t get much skeezier than Color Me Badd, so, like, perfect for a dude who creeps on young girls on social media. What freaks me out though is that there are some of you looking at this – you know who you are – who are kinda turned on. Full Story

Robert Pattinson makes it easy

August 8, 2014 15:38:10 Posted at August 8, 2014 15:38:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Stuart C. Wilson/ Getty

When you break up with someone and they start to look worse and worse, does it make you feel better? Kind human beings are not supposed to think like this. Nice people with hearts and good values don’t have these thoughts. I think we’ve established though that humanity is f-cked. At least that’s where I live. Full Story

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Justin Bieber from behind

August 5, 2014 15:40:43 Posted at August 5, 2014 15:40:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is my favourite thing that happened today. Maybe my favourite thing that will happen all week. That’s what Justin Bieber posted on Instagram a couple of hours ago. Now shake off your old lady for a minute. Try. Try to not be old. Instead, you’re 20. And this is stepping up to you from behind. Full Story

Skeeve & Skeeze

July 24, 2014 15:10:40 Posted at July 24, 2014 15:10:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dominique Charriau/ Pierre Suu/ Getty

Leonardo DiCaprio hosted a fundraiser last night in Saint Tropez to raise money for his foundation. It’s a gala. And he still looks gross. Many of Leo’s celebrity friends showed up to support him. Jared Leto was there. Bono performed (he owns an estate nearby) and so did Robin Thicke. Full Story

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Leo’s international model crawl

July 23, 2014 16:11:31 Posted at July 23, 2014 16:11:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Leonardo DiCaprio is in Saint Tropez. Likely some rich dude’s boat. He apparently hosted a fundraiser last night. I guess the strategy is to invite a lot of models, and some wealthy men, generosity ensues, and everyone can go home feeling good about themselves. He really must have a bat signal for them, models I mean. Full Story

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The smartest celebrity on Twitter

July 21, 2014 16:15:42 Posted at July 21, 2014 16:15:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

And here he is… According to TIME Leonardo DiCaprio is the smartest celebrity on Twitter based on the fact that his tweets use big words with more than 2 syllables. Seriously. That’s their measurement. Apparently the reading comprehension level of Twitter users averages at a fourth grade level. Full Story

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Leo bookends the week

July 11, 2014 16:05:40 Posted at July 11, 2014 16:05:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

We began the week on Monday picturing Leonardo DiCaprio on top of you using photos of him at the beach on Independence Day weekend. Oh, wait, what? You forgot? You need to be reminded? Don’t picture Leo from Romeo + Juliet. Picture Leo now. On top of you:  Full Story

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