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A dragon dress and Hillary Clinton hair

February 26, 2015 18:10:13 Posted at February 26, 2015 18:10:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jim Dyson/ Karwai Tang/ David M. Benett/ LEON NEAL/ Getty Images

Blank Space not Style. She’s sticking with the big hit and I understand this, but I just love Style so much and I kind of wanted a tease for what it might look like on tour. And that’s maybe another reason why she stayed with Blank Space. Because you don’t want to give away too much before she kicks that off. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson’s patch

November 14, 2014 14:49:36 Posted at November 14, 2014 14:49:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tibrina Hobson/ Getty

Robert Pattinson gave us a good look at his haircut last night at the GOGO Gala in Beverly Hills. He shaved too. And from the front, it’s not bad. That’s the best suit I’ve seen on him in a long time, no sign of any mothering hip action at all. He even seems young and more English again. Full Story

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Beyonce’s Reality Bites

October 16, 2014 15:36:07 Posted at October 16, 2014 15:36:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

I can’t believe it took me this long to figure out what Beyonce’s new hair was reminding me of. Vickie! Realty Bites! It’s one of my favourite movies. And it’s not just the short blunt thick bangs. It’s also Vickie’s style. Vickie dressed like a 1950s housewife took a bath in grunge. Full Story

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Beyonce’s new blunt

October 14, 2014 19:45:04 Posted at October 14, 2014 19:45:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Ada/ Getty

Beyonce, JayZ, and the Blue Ivy Carter were at the Gare du Nord Station in Paris today. As you can see, B is wearing a heinous new hairstyle/wig. And, worse, it’s totally off brand. This, after all, is the person who gets the Louvre shut down so that she and her family can enjoy a private tour. Full Story

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Pippa & Lilo

September 3, 2014 17:00:47 Posted at September 3, 2014 17:00:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a 10 dollar dress, do it in black so that you can't see. Full Story

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This is Leo cleaned up

August 18, 2014 13:37:30 Posted at August 18, 2014 13:37:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Xavier Collin/ Celebrity Monitor/ Splash

The standard expression is that someone “cleans up nice”. I wouldn’t use the word nice here to refer to a cleaned up Leonardo DiCaprio who was in Laguna Beach on Saturday for the Oceana Annual SeaChange party. I’m not sure Leo will ever clean up nice again. But I am sure that he thinks he will. Full Story

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Cute outfit ruined by hair

August 13, 2014 17:10:36 Posted at August 13, 2014 17:10:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Michael Loccisano/ Getty

Mentioned this the other day at the Teen Choice Awards – Taylor Swift’s hair, click here for a refresher. Then yesterday at The Giver press conference in New York… Really, really cute outfit. I LOVE it. And it’s H&M. Full Story

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The problem with the daily fashion show

August 11, 2014 14:58:01 Posted at August 11, 2014 14:58:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

New York City has been a runway for Taylor Swift the last few months. Every day we see her in new gear, every day she’s modelling a cute outfit, a fresh pair of kicks, a rainbow coloured bag… So here she is at Teen Choice last night. Wearing something she may or may not have been papped wearing while stepping out of her NYC apartment. Full Story

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Zoe’s dress distraction

July 22, 2014 17:24:44 Posted at July 22, 2014 17:24:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

There’s been some buzz that Zoe Saldana is pregnant. If she is, she wore a dress to try and distract from it last night at the Guardians Of The Galaxy premiere. So, while you baby-obsessed are busy trying to figure out whether or not it’s a bump, I’ll be over here talking about her hair… As bobs go, this is not the best I’ve seen. Full Story

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Kaley’s two bad hair days

June 20, 2014 16:09:14 Posted at June 20, 2014 16:09:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Polk/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

I wasn’t going to write about Kaley Cuoco until July 2, the one year anniversary of her letting us know that she was dating Henry Cavill, only to break up with him 10 days later. That whole mess made him look like a fool and elevated her to a new level of celebrity. But Cuoco showed up to two events this week – first on Wednesday at the Vera Wang opening and then last night at Critics’ Choice. Full Story

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Ethan Hawke > Orlando Bloom

June 9, 2014 15:50:11 Posted at June 9, 2014 15:50:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, SartorialPhoto/ Splash

Not really into men with bobs. Orlando Bloom is wearing his hair bobbed. And when he has to wear the bob fancy, he gets it all gel wet and pushes it back. Doesn’t work for me. He hasn’t worked for me in a long, long time. I’m not actually sure he really works for anyone. The reason why they think he still works is because they see him from memory. Full Story

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Katie Holmes & Kate Upton: MET Scarlett O’Haras

May 6, 2014 17:01:38 Posted at May 6, 2014 17:01:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

We should all be thanking these two Kates for being at the MET Gala last night. For delivering the vom. Like, what does Anna Wintour have against Kate Upton? Two years ago she had to pay her own way into the party. Last year, she was invited… But then… Wait. Do you need me to remind you? I will remind you. Full Story

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One Day More

April 24, 2014 16:03:45 Posted at April 24, 2014 16:03:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Stefan Postles/ Pool/ Getty

Come on. How could I resist? You know how I feel about Les Miserables. And if you want to read something subversive into it, considering the subject matter, fine, but really, I’m just thinking of a song. Anyway, Prince William and his Catherine are almost at the end of their tour of New Zealand and Australia. Full Story

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