I just watched the best clip ever. It’s Julia Roberts being asked the other night about Brad Pitt’s official engagement to Angelina Jolie.You know Julia. We all know Julia. There is no bitch in Hollywood quite like Julia’s bitch. And a sanctimonious bitch like Julia, even though she had her own “A Low Vera” moment, well, you can imagine what team, Jen or Jolie, Julia Roberts would have been on. Full Story

This seems to be the thesis of the Vogue profile on Scarlett Johansson. She covers the new issue. More on the article in a minute. First the photos:It’s Mario Testino so, you know, meh. HOWEVER...Her shots with Mark Ruffalo are beautiful. Particularly that smirk on her face. You see that smirk? That’s the Scarjo you know. Full Story

I was happy to see Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield walking their first red carpet together on Saturday at the Kids’ Choice Awards. The two subsequently presented together as promotion for their upcoming Spider-Man. I was even happier to see Shannon Woodward show up with Katy Perry. Interestingly enough, Andrew used to date Shannon Woodward. Full Story

I didn’t hate the silver Zuhair Murad as much as some of you. Having said that...it’s Zuhair Murad. So not-hate will never become like or love. My feelings about JLo from last night though aren’t focused on her attire.How can they be when there’s so much other business to sh-t on. Like the body language she had going on with Cameron Diaz while they were presenting. Full Story

As you know, I don’t care about who fathered January Jones’s baby. I should. But she is beige. You throw some girl sh-t onto her however, and, well, girl sh-t never sucks.January showed up to Vanity Fair last night. Jason Sudeikis, who was, at one time, rumoured to be the sire, was there too. With his new bonafide Olivia Wilde. Full Story

As you know, Gisele Bundchen has been taking all kinds of heat since the Super Bowl for getting caught on camera calling out the Patriots receivers to a group of friends that included, interestingly enough, other Patriots’ wives. Were those the same wives who are meangirling her in the press?The wives and their player husbands have apparently hated on Tom Brady’s wife for a long time because they claim she’s mega c-nty to them at team events, supposedly judging them for not being Brazilian supermodels. Full Story

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. You know. So Gisele was overheard sh-tting on the Patriots receivers to a friend after the Super Bowl on Sunday night after getting heckled by a Giants fan. Click here for a refresher. That exploded in a huge story yesterday, almost overshadowing the result of the game itself. Full Story

I’ll admit up front that I’m not a fan of Blake Lively. So take all this with a grain of salt. I’d love to be able to point and laugh and go, “Haha, everyone hates Blake Lively.”But a development broke last night that had me thinking I might be too hard on Lively, at least some of the time. After all, for all her chicanery—the nekkid cell phone photos, the rumors, the uptradey ways with men—at the end of the day, I don’t dislike her so much I’d jeopardize a film project over it. Full Story

Remember when my friend Lara and I were cut down by Anna Wintour’s eyes at the MET Gala a few years ago? Click here for a refresher. It was the best. I mean, you know that woman is a Master Bitch. And to have experienced it first hand... these are the small joys of the job. Full Story

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, remember? Oh yeah! Madonna also directed a movie this year! And, yes, the Hollywood Foreign Press, as they did with Angelina Jolie, found a way to include Madonna on their Golden Globe Guest List by giving W.E. two music nominations which, hilariously, is kinda like reminding Justin Timberlake he’s a musician and not an actor. Full Story