Jennifer Aniston is co-hosting the Ellen DeGeneres Show today. This was surprising to me. Because it’s not like she has a movie to promote. And she’s big enough of a star that she can afford to be more sparing with her time anyway even when she does have something to promote...although when you get into the “lifestyle” game, all those rules must change. Full Story

So... if you’re Jennifer Aniston, and someone had tipped you off about Her announcement, would you, understanding that the story would dominate headlines, and, knowing that in some ways she’s inextricably linked to Them forever, would you play it low key for a few days? Or would you say, whatever, f-ck it, I’m not changing my schedule. Full Story

Am I colour blind? That’s brown, right? The bag is brown. And she has it in black too. It’s Tom Ford. It is, as Sasha noted last year, 4 Gs. And she has two of them, Jennifer Aniston. Jen was in New York this weekend with fiancé Justin Theroux. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston was in New York yesterday to promote her Living Proof hair care line. Can we just sidebar about how annoying this is, how brands are so inconsistent with the capitalisation of the letters in their names? The “p” in Proof is not capitalised in the step-and-repeat behind her. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston and SELF Magazine celebrated her yoga instructor Mandy Ingber’s new book yesterday in LA. Jen wore a short black dress, no surprise, and ugly shoes, no surprise. Jen’s best friend Courteney Cox, who appears to be turning into Teri Hatcher, was also at the event. Courteney posed for photos with a lot of other people, and so did Jen, including Kate Beckinsale, with whom they both posed together, but separately, and . Full Story

Jennifer Aniston taped an appearance on Ellen yesterday that will air today. They talked about that imaginary Friends reunion and Matthew Perry, who’ll be co-hosting Ellen’s show with Ellen in a few days, prompting Jen to, rather disingenuously, offer to do the same. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston last night at the Lifetime Call Me Crazy premiere. She wore shorts. And a strapless Dior tuxedo bustier that’s either too big, or not cut very well. This is not flattering. And, God, if you’re wearing it up, have the balls to wear it ALL UP. This is so wedding hair to me I can’t stand it. Full Story

Look. We all want a wedding-off. A Brange vs JJ wedding-off is GREAT for Gossip. But since the story comes from the UK Sun-- that Brange applied for a marriage licence and want to marry around the same time as Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux -- there’s no way we can believe it, because it’s bullsh-t. Full Story

This is not the first time Chelsea Handler has publicly sh-t on Angelina Jolie. She’s called her a f-cking c-nt, she’s called her a homewrecker, she’s good for it every time. And she’s asked about it every time. If I were interviewing her for etalk, I would ask her too. Because she always delivers. Full Story

The Top Story on PEOPLE.com yesterday afternoon was “Jennifer Aniston’s Foodie Tour of Connecticut.”  Of course I clicked because Jennifer Aniston and food are things I don’t normally associate with each other. Not that I think she doesn’t eat – her personal chefs (yes, plural) have been profiled by Oprah, even getting teary-eyed about how amazing it is to work for Jennifer. Full Story

I hate red. I hate taffeta. Taffeta and red is like watching Big Bang Theory and Two And A Half Men back to back. It’s sh-t + sh-t, don’t care if it’s Valentino. And Jennifer Aniston chose to wear it last night at the Oscars. Look, credit to her for not wearing black again. But …that’s it. Full Story

The Academy has just announced that Jennifer Aniston will present at the Oscars. Pretty strong presenter list again this year: in addition to the Avengers and several nominees (including Ben Affleck, Jessica Chastain, and Jennifer Lawrence), Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon, and Sandra Bullock are also expected. Full Story

It was Jennifer Aniston’s birthday on Monday. She’s 44 now. A monkey! PEOPLE Magazine celebrated their holiest day of the year with an article about, obviously, her hair. Jen’s been working in Connecticut on the untitled Elmore Leonard movie. Full Story

I got yelled at yesterday after I posted this article about Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie, based on Elmore Leonard’s The Switch. The synopsis is very similar to Ruthless People. So there was all kinds of rage about how this project is a rip-off and why can’t anyone come up with any original ideas. Full Story