Seth Rogen > Lindsay Lohan

March 20, 2009 07:29:34 Posted at March 20, 2009 07:29:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sit DOWN Spray Tan!

Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Nylon looking cranked out and rather conceited. This is a girl who loves herself. This is why she’s not sad smut. She worships the camera worshipping her:

“I love doing photo shoots… I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that… because that’s fun for me. That’s not work.”

What happened to acting?

Oh right.

No one wants to hire her. But she keeps trying. And namedropping:

“I'm talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”

Who is WE? We as in Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn? WE as in they’re working together on a project?

Please.

Lies.

As for her state of mind these days…Lilo claims she’s clean. No one else believes her. Because rehab did not work. It didn’t work because she’s still attributing what happened as her version of her “college years”:

“There’s not much I can do about the fact that I’ve become a kind of tabloid obsession. I can’t change that. And yes, the websites, the gossip pages, and all of that stuff have hurt my career – they’re like the Burn Books of Hollywood… but I really don’t feel like I should have to prove myself to anyone because of living out my college years in the public eye. I’m glad everything happened the way it did.”

This is not a recovering addict owning up to her addiction. This is a girl who is excusing her behaviour because she thinks everyone else is doing it too – in college. Because all college students smash their Mercedes into a pole then run away? All college students speed down the Pacific Coast Highway in a coke fueled car chase that results in arrest?

She’s trying to normalise those activities. In normalising those activities the implication is that they’re acceptable, perhaps even cool.

No. NOT acceptable…far from cool. Reserve your sympathy for someone else.

Also attached – Lilo and Samantha Ronson, evidently all patched up, leaving Villa last night where she so totally sipped water the whole time.

More Lohan in Nylon click here.


Photos from Wenn.com