Emmy Underwhelming: Michelle Dockery
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The lady needs a steamer.
It would be hard to say no to a Louis Vuitton, I get it. Especially since the last collection (click here to see) seemed so heavily influenced by Downton Abbey. And maybe Michelle Dockery is still too new at the game to be assertive in these matters. Perhaps she didn’t know to speak up about her concerns that, well, on camera this is a mess. A wrinkled mess that, in some areas, actually looks unfinished. It’s the dreaded sateen, you see? Which is not hard to camera-test. Especially not for these people. And I know, I know, you’re sick of me shouting about it but I have to because look at those creases. CARSON WOULD NOT APPROVE.