Harry Styles performed on The X Factor with One Direction last night in a headband wearing an earring. And his shirt open low. And, ordinarily, that would give me the feelings in between my legs. But on Saturday he was in France at an awards show and reportedly flew back late just to spend time with that Kardashian in London, seen here arriving at her hotel well past 2am. Full Story
You might think, given my (lack of poo) issues, that toilet paper isn’t that important to me. Wrong. It only makes toilet paper even more important. Because I don’t go very often, when I do, it gets kinda, um, delicate back there. Jacek is super cheap. But toilet paper is something he knows he can’t be cheap about. It’s a matter of great sensitivity. Softness is important. After all, we’re talking direct contact here. Firmness is important. It must not tear – and you can read that however you like. Soft and firm, think of toilet paper then like a pair of great breasts. It must be approachable. It should stand up for itself. It should be first class in your home – as a service to your own private areas and those of your guests. I JUDGE a home that provides sub-standard toilet paper. Full Story
Homeland Season 3 Episode 12 recap CLICK AWAY TO AVOID SPOILERS ……………………………. ……………………………. ……………………………. Full Story
For Gus from his mom and sister Ginny: to a wonderful and supportive son and brother - today you are 22! You have realized that gossip DOES have value, for its cautionary tales and insider knowledge of how financing and marketing are important - granted that is not why we enjoy it, but we love that you have never blown off our interest!! Plus, you love all that is Ron Burgundy so that makes you one of us. Full Story
I mean...what else is there to talk about?
We could, I suppose, talk about another satisfyingly crazy episode of Scandal. How about how deliciously depraved these people are? A man died...and grief is basically an afterthought. Grief takes a backseat to scheming and strategy. When Leo's reaction to Sally's confession was all about "hey don't call the White House, I can clean up your messes", I felt the pleasure all the way to the back of my knees...I think. I don't know. I can't remember.
There's nothing else.
There's no one else.
Only Beyonce. Can do. Beyonce.
I’ve been bingeing on Beyonce all through the night and morning. I’ll be bingeing on Beyonce all day. Read Full Intro
Beyonce is life. SHE WOKE UP LIKE THAT, ok? And Duana’s favourite lyric?
"I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker.”
Come ON. COME ON! How are you still standing?!?!
I need to start my Beyonce weekend now. Enjoy yours!
No wonder Jacek loves Susan Sarandon so much (Dlisted)
Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo DiCaprio’s old pissing match (Just Jared)
This is a pretty good outfit. I just wish it wasn’t red. (The Superficial)
Fergie baptised her baby and… guess where my mind went? (Too Fab)
All the famous people are worshipping Beyonce (Pop Sugar)
Prince Harry’s girlfriend is going to princess school (Cele|bitchy)
Not feeling this cropped blazer (Hollywood Tuna)
SNL cast members, some of whom became superheroes (Crushable)
Saturday Night Live “secretly” auditions black women (Evil Beet Gossip)
Good dress on Kristen Wiig (Go Fug Yourself)
Let’s start with Amy Poehler. I love that Amy Poehler isn’t too big to still be doing sh-t like this – running around NYC in a goofy costume crashing into people with a camera and singing Christmas carols all while generally being funny and awesome and spontaneous. She’s the BEST. Full Story
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Peter Berg confirmed recently that there will be no Friday Night Lights movie. Click here for a refresher. I don’t know anyone who’s sad about this. I’m not sad about re-mainlining all 5 seasons during the Christmas break and not having to worry that somehow they’ll be corrupted by whatever story they try to jack off of our memories about those wonderful, precious people we loved. Full Story
I read an article yesterday on the LA Times website. The title: Why isn't Britney Spears' latest album a hit? Britney Jean was released last week and came in at #4, the weakest first week of sales of her career. The article notes that the releases from Katy Perry, Gaga, and Miley Cyrus all did better. Full Story
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Kate Mara showed up at the Los Angeles premiere of Her last night to support her sister, Rooney. It’s a thing now with these two. Even at an event like this, they won’t pose together. Is this fascinating to me, and only me, because I don’t have a sibling? I have an almost-sibling called Cat. Full Story
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How do you follow up Beyonce and Olivia Pope? Everyone else today has to measure up. God I hope Angelina Jolie makes an appearance. But Julia Roberts works too. Julia was on Letterman yesterday before attending the premiere of August: Osage County. Beyonce? Sorry. Right now Beyonce is everything. Full Story
Scandal Season 3 Episode 10 recap (My apologies for the misnumbering last week. I forgot about Thanksgiving.) This was the name of one of those sure-winner Christmas-gift books about 20 years ago. About the baby boomers and all they wrought; we, by the way, are the “echo”. I like the concept here. Full Story
How does she keep her sh-t so tight? 14 new songs, 17 new videos – an entire “visual” album… and not one f-cking leak. Nothing. No press, no hype, no previews, no Justin Timberlake teasers to teasers to trailers… Just Beyonce by Beyonce. And why? Because Beyonce LOVES a mic drop. Full Story
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Sim! You’re defending your PhD proposal today! Good luck! Nealia and I have every confidence that you’ll be celebrating this weekend a proper PhD candidate. And you have to make me call you Dr if I get to Boston in April. You can do this. Now go do it. Happy Birthday Betty with love from Iris who’s sorry to miss the party but why don’t you just bring Alexa with you and go visit her in TN? To Rachel from Becca & Molly – Happy 26th Birthday! Just for you, let’s all imagine: Harry loves Louis and Ryan loves Rachel forever and ever. Full Story