FKA twigs & Robert Pattinson: Penis & Tea Hands at the MET

May 5, 2015 12:32:10 Posted at May 5, 2015 12:32:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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What did I say yesterday when I wrote about FKA twigs and Robert Pattinson making their red carpet debut at the MET Gala? I said I wanted her to go rogue. Well, she wore a Christopher Kane dress with a dick at the slit. That’ll do. When I was in London a couple of weeks ago, Lorella and I went to the Victoria and Albert Museum for the Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty exhibit. Full Story

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Emily Blunt: No MET Risk

May 5, 2015 12:21:49 Posted at May 5, 2015 12:21:49
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You know I love Emily Blunt. And you further know Emily Blunt can take a fashion risk.  Well…. I wrote that sentence, and then I found myself in the position of having to back it up, and actually there isn’t that much. Like, she wore a bright green gown to the SAGs a few years back, and there’s a shot of her from one of the Your Sister’s Sisters premieres where she’s wearing what looks like the black and blue version of The Dress – but I realize that Emily Blunt is not actually the fashion risk-taker I have been giving her credit for. Full Story

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JLO’s MET Dragon

May 5, 2015 11:37:29 Posted at May 5, 2015 11:37:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s Versace. But it could also have been Zuhair Murad. What’s the difference? Beading held together by pantyhose – who can tell it apart? Doesn’t matter if there’s a dragon because f-ck, I’m so over it. I’m so over JLO in these kinds of dresses. I’m so over “body-con” as a substitute for imagination. Full Story

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Madonna & Katy Perry: MET Moschino

May 5, 2015 11:30:42 Posted at May 5, 2015 11:30:42
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If you’d have asked me who I would have predicted to pull out the ching-chong eyes before the MET Gala, I would have told you Katy Perry. Dakota Johnson would not have been on my radar. Maybe it’s because I’m so surprised that Katy wasn’t offensive that I’m not totally offended by her outfit. Full Story

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Dakota Johnson: MET Eyes

May 5, 2015 11:19:32 Posted at May 5, 2015 11:19:32
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So… Dakota Johnson. In Chanel. Nothing in the dress speaks to the theme of the MET Gala. And then you look at her eyes. And because it’s the MET Gala and the theme is China: Through The Looking Glass, and her dress isn’t China at all, now I’m wondering if she and her makeup artist were like, we’ll just give you some slanty eyes and you’re good to go! I just spent several minutes looking at photos of her through the Fifty Shades press tour. Full Story

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Elizabeth Banks: No Effie at the MET Gala

May 5, 2015 11:13:01 Posted at May 5, 2015 11:13:01
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I wish I loved this on Elizabeth Banks. That is, I do, on some level – the colour is perfect on her, and the cut-outs are cool while still being on trend. She looks fantastic, and the hair is fierce instead of glam, and she’s giving good face in the photos.   But I would be lying if I said this could stand up next to some of the incredible creations that have appeared on this carpet. Full Story

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Miley Cyrus: MET Gala recycle

May 5, 2015 10:56:25 Posted at May 5, 2015 10:56:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I liked it better in 2013 when she wore Marc Jacobs and it was punk. Click here for a refresher. So this Alexander Wang feels a little recycled. That said, with her history of cultural appropriation, maybe it was a good idea to play it safe. What I like most about Miley’s look at the MET Gala is her makeup. Full Story

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Keri Russell: MET Gala green feathers

May 5, 2015 10:49:06 Posted at May 5, 2015 10:49:06
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“Do you want to do Keri Russell?” Lainey asks. She knows I’ll say yes, because I love Elizabeth Jennings so much, and weirdly because none of you are watching the show, it seems as though The Americans is my personal secret, and further seems as though only I can write about women who pronounce their names “Carrie” today. Full Story

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Lady Gaga: Empress at the MET

May 5, 2015 10:42:23 Posted at May 5, 2015 10:42:23
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I wrote earlier about the Empress Dowager Cixi in the Fan Bingbing post – click here if you missed it. Fan Bingbing was what I imagined a modern Cixi would look like. Lady Gaga, in Alexander Wang for Balenciaga, however was probably the closest interpretation of the outer robes that Cixi wore in her own time. Full Story

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Kerry Washington: MET too sweet, too pretty

May 5, 2015 10:34:02 Posted at May 5, 2015 10:34:02
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This is not the thing. It’s not because it’s pink, or because it’s big. Because as we all know, this is a costume gala and big and over the top are totally fine. But this is wrinkly and shiny and not done up like the more exuberant of courtesans, which is where you must go if you’re doing this, and the hair and makeup are sweet and pretty, which WE KNOW Washington can do. Full Story

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Jessica Chastain: MET Most Frustrating

May 5, 2015 10:04:27 Posted at May 5, 2015 10:04:27
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Jessica Chastain wore gold Givenchy at the MET Gala. She also wore Givenchy at the Oscars. I don’t ever want to see that dress again but if you do, or if you can’t recall it, click here for a refresher. As I said at the time, I love her. Full Story

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Carey Mulligan: MET Gala wrong shoes

May 5, 2015 09:54:04 Posted at May 5, 2015 09:54:04
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I like Carey Mulligan from afar better than I like it up close. One of the best things about her is that she always kind of seems amused in pictures – I think it’s just the way she places her mouth – but this utterly matte lip works for that. She looks amused.  But I feel like there was a whole thought put into this look, which is very Red Queen from the Looking Glass, red notwithstanding, and then put it with sensible pumps. Full Story

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Olivia Munn: MET Gala ombre

May 5, 2015 09:47:37 Posted at May 5, 2015 09:47:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This J Mendel on Olivia Munn is a shrug for me…at the MET Gala. At the Golden Globes? All over it. The falling sleeves really flatter the shoulders. And it’s still sexy without being tight and clingy. What do you think of her nails though? The matching ombre. Too much?   LOVING my ombre nails to match my @jmendel dress #metball Full Story

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Karen Elson: MET Gala Also-Ran

May 5, 2015 09:34:40 Posted at May 5, 2015 09:34:40
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Karen Elson looks awesome, but her night was ruined as soon as SJP hit the carpet, because she became the ‘other’ one in a headpiece. Every dramatic move that Elson made – big red skirt, big gold necklace, who are we kidding, that tiara, which under any other circumstances would have been a showstopper – is in serious ‘what else have you got?’ territory, primarily because with such a wide reaching theme, you have to go pretty far to be the one on the extreme side. Full Story

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