Smutty Tingles

September 30, 2015 19:08:25 Posted at September 30, 2015 19:08:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wish some other nipples belonging to some other people would get retired (Dlisted

I would wear this over most of what Jessica Simpson wears (Just Jared

Are Will and Kate pissy about Princess Charlotte’s pap shots? (Cele|bitchy

Jennifer Garner in Chanel (Pop Sugar

Kanye West can’t go on long ass rants at a political convention?!? What bullsh-t is this? (The Superficial)

Bar Rafaeli’s wedding dress (Too Fab

Good top on Selena Gomez (Hollywood Tuna)  

I don’t mind this on Kristen Wiig. Just the colour (Go Fug Yourself

Bradley Cooper will make you come with his food, supposedly (I'm Not Obsessed

Preserve taps out

September 30, 2015 18:26:27 Posted at September 30, 2015 18:26:27
Maria Posted by Maria

Last week, I wrote about Stephen Colbert’s take on lifestyle, and his mock introduction of his own brand, Covetton House. Afterwards, a very astute reader called Janel had to correct me on the difference between Preserve’s real product and the fake product that Stephen had made up for his sketch. Full Story

Gwyneth & her “baby daddy”

September 30, 2015 16:05:49 Posted at September 30, 2015 16:05:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, Keystone Press

Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated her 43rd birthday this Sunday. She spent the weekend in New York where, on my birthday, Saturday, she was with her kids watching Chris Martin perform at the Global Citizen Festival in Central Park. Beyonce was also there. And apparently, she, Chris, and B met up later. Here’s a shot she Instagrammed from the show:   Baby daddy in a sweet duet with the immensely talented #edsheeran #yellow Full Story

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Beeba Boys

September 30, 2015 15:41:32 Posted at September 30, 2015 15:41:32
Joanna Posted by Joanna

Deepa Mehta is the original gangster. Really. Best known for her philosophical and provocative work with films like Midnight's Children or Water, Beeba Boys marks a huge departure for Deepa in that it's her version of The Departed meets Scarface. Beeba Boys profiles rival Sikh gangs in Vancouver and exposes their culture of drugs, guns, honour and blondes. Full Story

Matt Damon’s career in 8 minutes

September 30, 2015 15:16:07 Posted at September 30, 2015 15:16:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, FameFlynet

Matt Damon was on The Late Late Show with James Corden last night acting out his career in 8 minutes. They opened with Good Will Hunting which, I mean, I understand, you want to open strong. But I would have moved Bourne up to the top and maybe ended with “apples”, although I’m wondering if it was more a logistical set decision and not editorial because of that sliding glass screen. Full Story

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Keanu travels with his girlfriend

September 30, 2015 14:41:00 Posted at September 30, 2015 14:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keanu Reeves is in Japan to promote John Wick. Have you seen John Wick? It’s amazing. It’s amazing in theatre. It’s really amazing on a plane. And it gets even better when you watch it again at home on a Friday night at 2am. A couple of weeks ago, Keanu was papped outside the Chateau Marmont kissing a woman before getting into a car with her and driving off. Full Story

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The X-Files: Still waiting on that truth, bro

September 30, 2015 14:07:00 Posted at September 30, 2015 14:07:00
Sarah Posted by Sarah

When movies get sequels, reboots, remakes, or spin-offs, people complain. Too many franchises! Why are they remaking that! What’s the difference between a reboot and a remake anyway! But when a television show does it, people love it. Breaking Bad spin-off starring Saul Goodman? Sign me up! Fargo remade as a TV series? I’m in! (Actually, I am in, I loved season one and will be recapping season two. Full Story

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Taylor rides wit Nelly

September 30, 2015 13:40:09 Posted at September 30, 2015 13:40:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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They didn’t do that song. But I wish they did. Or Country Grammar. That said, nothing gets a crowd going like Hot In Herre. And, as I’ve mentioned before, nothing makes me laugh like a Nelly video. St Louis’s very own Nelly joined Taylor Swift and Haim on stage last night at her show. Full Story

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September 30, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 30, 2015 13:21:11 Posted at September 30, 2015 13:21:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

"Happiest of birthdays to our feisty, beautiful, and amazing Denise, from all of her Gossipy friends. We know that this year will bring you great things, starting with the completion of your home renos very soon (suck it, neighbours, those lights are gorgeous and they're staying). Today we raise a glass of wine spritzer to you. Full Story

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Justin Bieber has graduated onto the cover of Complex Magazine. For him, this further legitimises his efforts to be recognised as a grownup pop star and not just a baby singing into a microphone. And he takes the opportunity to share with us his new adult thoughts ranging from his relationship with Selena to his relationship with God to his mistakes and more.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

September 29, 2015 20:17:47 Posted at September 29, 2015 20:17:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The endless season of breakups. But do I have to care about this one? (Dlisted

This bit is 12 years old now. Are you over it? (Just Jared

What Tom Hiddleston wants in a woman (Cele|bitchy)

Charlie Hunnam ass shots. GO. (Pop Sugar

On the contrary, I think the Queen thinks Katy Cambridge is perfect. She’s upholding a privileged lifestyle. (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Now this I believe: the “volatile” Depps (OK!

Scarlett Johansson and her husband head to the gym (Popoholic

The list of funny women who DO NOT want to be on late night (College Candy

Nicki Minaj TV! (Jezebel

Becoming Cindy Crawford

September 29, 2015 18:00:04 Posted at September 29, 2015 18:00:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Elder Ordonez/ Roger Wong/ Splash News, Cindy Ord/ Getty Images

Cindy Crawford is currently promoting her new book Becoming. It’s a memoir. With pictures! Pictures from 80s modelling. So I have to have it. But specifically I’d like to receive it as a gift, like a stocking stuffer at Christmas. I will also be giving it as a gift to people who grew up in the 80s. Full Story

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Susan Sarandon in The Meddler

September 29, 2015 17:25:08 Posted at September 29, 2015 17:25:08
Joanna Posted by Joanna
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Susan Sarandon has been playing mom for years. Stepmom, Tammy, Speed Racer, even the half-baked About Ray, click here to see Sarah's review, it’s not something she shies away from… and it’s something she embraces in The Meddler, the most well-rounded and true-to-life mother figure she’s ever played. Full Story