Smutty Tingles

December 16, 2014 20:58:13 Posted at December 16, 2014 20:58:13
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In the spirit of holiday kindness (Dlisted

Britney’s best photo shoot in years (Just Jared

Strategically placed petals (The Superficial

Um. Maybe not the best pose for these two? (Cele|bitchy

F-ck. I want to be pranked by Emily Blunt and John Krasinski (Too Fab

HOW DOES SHE STILL LOOK LIKE DIONNE (Hollywood Tuna

Oprah and Jimmy remember the soaps (Towleroad

Justin Timberlake cries…when a fan tells him how important he is (Pop Sugar

Jennifer Lawrence leaves the gym (Popoholic

Sienna’s hair continues to look amazing (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Miranda’s denim and red wagon

December 16, 2014 19:17:17 Posted at December 16, 2014 19:17:17
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Miranda Lambert was named Best Female Vocalist last night at the American Country Countdown Awards last night in Nashville. You know my Taylor Swift 1989 addiction? It was over a month, that’s all I listened to. And then walking through a store one day I heard Miranda Lambert’s Little Red Wagon. Full Story

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Unbroken Couples

December 16, 2014 18:32:20 Posted at December 16, 2014 18:32:20
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It was only a half Brange at the Unbroken premiere last night but there were other Unbroken couple on the carpet. First… Miyavi, with the most gorgeous bone structure to rival Alexander Wang, his wife Melody, and their daughters Lovelie and Jewelie. These children. And their hair! I have some hair. Full Story

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Taylor’s visitors

December 16, 2014 17:47:29 Posted at December 16, 2014 17:47:29
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Last night. Taylor Swift’s apartment. JayZ and Justin Timberlake leaving together. She left shortly after. You’ll recall, Jay and JT (and Beyonce) were both at Taylor’s birthday party the other night. Then Taylor hung out with Haim in VIP alongside Mrs Carter at Justin’s show at Barclays. Full Story

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Jon Hamm…misanthrope?

December 16, 2014 16:43:38 Posted at December 16, 2014 16:43:38
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Tone is everything. So maybe I’m not reading this right. Maybe the tone I’m getting out of Jon Hamm in this new interview with Radio Times is all wrong. Maybe you can help me hear it differently. Because I’m hearing it like he’s all kinds of a crabby. And I don’t know if I like my Jon Hamm crabby. Full Story

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Aaron Sorkin on the gender “degree of difficulty”

December 16, 2014 16:12:18 Posted at December 16, 2014 16:12:18
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The alarm went off this morning. I dropped my eyes. I picked up my phone. There was a text from Duana: “Can we just have a weekly column called f-ck off Aaron Sorkin?!?” Then I opened my browser. And there it was. Aaron Sorkin’s latest f-ck off moment, this time comparing male and female award-winning roles and declaring that it’s a higher “degree of difficulty” for the men. Full Story

Jen keeps pushing

December 16, 2014 15:56:08 Posted at December 16, 2014 15:56:08
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It was supposed to be one of those nights. On the West Coast, Angelina Jolie was supposed to be lighting up Hollywood at the Unbroken premiere, with Brad Pitt’s hand on her ass, surrounded by their children – the ultimate celebrity family portrait – while on the East Coast, Jennifer Aniston was at yet another Cake screening in New York, encouraged by three recent Best Actress nominations, and continue to push for the big one: Oscar. Full Story

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Brange no Ange

December 16, 2014 15:17:08 Posted at December 16, 2014 15:17:08
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As expected, Brad Pitt represented Brange on his own last night at the Hollywood premiere of Unbroken because of the Jolie’s chicken pox. His parents were there. And also three of their six children – Maddox, Pax, and the Chosen One Shiloh. It’s Brad’s birthday on Thursday. Full Story

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Christian Bale looks hot for Malick

December 16, 2014 14:49:52 Posted at December 16, 2014 14:49:52
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A trailer for Terrence Malick’s Knight Of Cups was released yesterday. It’s expected to be screened in competition at the Berlin Film Festival in February. Knight Of Cups was filmed concurrently with another Malick project – the one with Ryan Gosling, Michael Fassbender, and Rooney Mara about love and the Austin music scene. Full Story

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December 16, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 16, 2014 14:21:14 Posted at December 16, 2014 14:21:14
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"To our magnificent, minibreak-loving, Maleficent-embodying (well, the makeup part anyway) Meg on her birthday. This year, we hope that having your beautiful home set up with your gorgeous husband in permanent residence will help you deal with the crushing loss of Parks and Rec. Of course, the impending transatlantic meetups with some of us will soften the blow too! At the very least, no one had better hit you with a car door this year (even though that IS totally something that would happen to Mindy Lahiri or Leslie Knope). Full Story

Monday, December 15, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Angelina Jolie has the chicken pox. There’s an outbreak of the mumps in the NHL. It’s like an ad campaign for vaccinations. When sh-t like that happens, my first reaction, naturally, being an only child, narcissistic and self-involved, I think of myself.

Called my parents last night. They don’t remember me getting the chicken pox. F-ck me, I’ve never had chicken pox. Dad then sent over my immunisation records. I’ve had the shot for whooping cough, diphtheria, tetanus, polio, and measles. Also there’s a big ass scar on my arm that’s supposed to be for smallpox, I think? But I’m not sure about mumps. And definitely, at my age, there was no shot for chicken pox. Duana doesn’t think I would have been allowed to go to school if I hadn’t had the one for mumps and rubella.  Read Full Intro

Big G for the holidays

December 15, 2014 21:25:20 Posted at December 15, 2014 21:25:20
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The Cambridges decided to reward everyone for not papping Big G by releasing new photos of him in time for the holidays. Is that the royal version of a Christmas card? These three photos were taken in November at Kensington Palace. My favourite, of course, is the first one, where he’s reaching his fat hand out, probably because he wants to squeeze the life out of a living thing, any living thing. Full Story

A time for Amy

December 15, 2014 21:09:56 Posted at December 15, 2014 21:09:56
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Here’s Amy Adams today on Good Morning America promoting Big Eyes. Every year, around this time, Amy Adams is out there promoting her good work. With Amy Adams, it’s consistently good work. Like Julianne Moore for so long, so underappreciated. It’s finally Julianne’s time now. Full Story

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