RP for Katie M

December 17, 2009 07:27:11 Posted at December 17, 2009 07:27:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost every day for the last 3 weeks or so, the very sweet Katie M has emailed me, very politely, pleading for something about Robert Pattinson. Here’s a recent example:

Lainey- I always write you about the same thing... but this is because he's really the only celebrity I care enough to write an email about...For the love, just give us some Rpatz. It's just getting too few and far between. Been weeks since they made an appearance. Give us something, really, anything will do.

Katie your biggest fan.
Maggie says I'm psycho for writing you.


Since promoting Twilight New Moon around the world, Pattinson has indeed kept it relatively low key. And when he is photographed it’s like a Twi-Hard feeding frenzy which then turns into an indictment of the paparazzi. Please. The photos are selling. And someone is buying. And he’s a major superstar. It’s all good.

As for the forlorn Katie M – I’m sorry, I wish I could provide you with some pictures of the two of them reading poetry to each other but unfortunately they choose not to do that sh-t in public. Having said that, I can tell you that yesterday (Wednesday) at 2pm, Robert Pattinson popped in to Norm’s Rare Guitars in Tarzana by himself, no security, driving an inconspicuous vehicle, the staff seemed to be familiar with him, and they watched the door closely for cameras (none showed), and the few girls who were around naturally were foaming at the panties. He was very low key, he appeared healthy and well rested, and seemed quite specific about what he wanted, and relieved that he was able to shop undisturbed. Thanks P!

Later on at night, RP went out for a friend’s birthday party. Katy Perry was there too. Radaronline has now become public enemy #1 because they’re reporting that during karaoke, Pattinson and Perry seemed like they wanted to f-ck each other. Please. She’s been sharing a bed with Russell Brand. And as disgusting as he looks in those pants, Russell Brand knows how to please a woman. He’s not a boy. I’m just saying.

They’re also claiming that RP was drunk. Now this I believe.

Relax Twi-Hards. Your precious “Robsten” is not being threatened by Katy Perry.

And finally, thank you Katie for your messages. Amber Renee doesn’t agree with you.

You, Lainey are a disgusting tranny hooker who does not deserve to be on television. You are in ignorant sh-t stain in a geriatric pedophiles underwear.

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