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August 28, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 28, 2014 13:39:12 Posted at August 28, 2014 13:39:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lori! There’s a gossip community thinking of you, supporting you, believing in you. And Oscar is your best warrior. So stay strong. Here’s one of my favourite Will Smith scenes of all time. I want this to be you.  Full Story

Thursday, August 28, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

You can be the most famous woman in the world. You are the most famous actor in the world. Together, you’re the most hunted couple in the world. The biggest f-cking deal.

So.
When you get married?
Please.
What paparazzi?
What leaks?

NO LEAKS.

Just a statement AFTER THE FACT to the Associated Press. You know, while everyone else was on VMA and EMMY focus.

But they’ve just made it so that no one else can ever complain again about privacy or lack of it.

Brange. Always Brange. Brange FOREVER!

More on this through the day. It’s a GREAT day for gossip!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Flashback from the Bronx

August 27, 2014 21:15:10 Posted at August 27, 2014 21:15:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ben Affleck was papped on his way to a meeting today. These photos gave me a flashback. It’s the way his hair is combed. And the white t-shirt. Do you know what I’m thinking about? I’ll give you a minute and in that time I’ll talk about how he’s so big right now, for Batfleck, in the chest etc, that he’s arms don’t touch his body. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson is in New York

August 27, 2014 20:56:45 Posted at August 27, 2014 20:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I received an email today from someone called Christie who read the aforementioned Vanity Fair France piece about Kristen Stewart and because the article did not specify in bold all caps that Stewart and Robert Pattinson had broken up, Christie took this to mean that…maybe…there’s still hope. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: out of the building

August 27, 2014 20:05:36 Posted at August 27, 2014 20:05:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Kristen Stewart for Vanity Fair France. Love the way they’ve styled her, particularly the first shot attached, slouching down against the wall, sweater falling off her shoulder, one leg tucked underneath her, the other jutting out seductively. “Seductive” is not an adjective often associated with Stewart…and yet here, in this pose, she wears it well. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 27, 2014 19:42:20 Posted at August 27, 2014 19:42:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Really? Is the end of Chelsea Handler that big of a deal? (Dlisted)

Jennifer Aniston should talk like this more often (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan’s new job is dating a rich guy (The Superficial)

The new improved skeeze-free Paula Patton (Cele|bitchy)

WHYYYY would she be on Good Morning America??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Idris Elba didn’t want to scare the world with his dick (Pop Sugar)

Usher dances in the club and Nicki couldn’t come to set that day? (Too Fab)

Liam Hemsworth with wings (Hollywood PQ)

Several names are missing from this list: Charlize Theron, Tommy Lee Jones, Reese Witherspoon (Romance Beat)

As IF the Olsens are going to show up for this (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
 

Break time with Amal

August 27, 2014 18:49:52 Posted at August 27, 2014 18:49:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I posted photos of George Clooney shooting a new Nespresso ad in Italy earlier – click here for a refresher. These are new shots from the same set…except that Amal Alamuddin came to visit. And George put his arm around her and they kissed. Full Story

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Justin Theroux: parties and penis

August 27, 2014 18:14:32 Posted at August 27, 2014 18:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know what I’ve been talking about a lot the last couple of days? Justin Theroux’s penis. My friend N brought it up first after watching The Leftovers. He runs in every episode. And when he’s running, it’s right there. Like, right there. I swear we’re not being pervs about it. Full Story

The Reinvention of Mimi: as a single mother

August 27, 2014 16:30:30 Posted at August 27, 2014 16:30:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are just about done. While no official announcement has been made, it’s undeniable now that not only is a confirmation imminent but that they are never, ever getting back together. According to TMZ the two are even getting on quite well, for the sake of the children, and most of the terms of the divorce have already been settled, with Nick coming out of this looking really, really good. Full Story

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Team Birdman on the way

August 27, 2014 15:58:04 Posted at August 27, 2014 15:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Venice. Birdman opens the festival tonight. Here’s the cast with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu at the photo call today…already looking triumphant? Everyone is watching Birdman as one of the expected contenders for Oscar. They’ve been talking like Michael Keaton is a lock. Full Story

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Amy’s voice and Nick’s a superhero?

August 27, 2014 15:10:46 Posted at August 27, 2014 15:10:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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New trailer for Gone Girl that was released during the Emmys is now online. It’s the most of Rosamund Pike’s Amy Dunne that we’ve seen so far. I’m trying to decide about her voice. Pike has a lovely, low voice. Did you hear Amy’s voice like that in your head? Did Amazing Amy speak in a sultry seductive voice? Or was her voice more like a bell in your head? I want to say it was more like a bell. Full Story

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Money before wedding

August 27, 2014 14:33:43 Posted at August 27, 2014 14:33:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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George Clooney is getting married…eventually. I wrote about the new wedding rumours yesterday – click here for a refresher. Now the speculation is that it’ll be in three parts: first a civil ceremony in England on September 12 followed by a weekend party in Venice on September 26 and a bigger castle-style reception in England again on October 25. Full Story

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Wednesday, August 27, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I heard a song on the radio on the way to work this morning and it made me want to watch the video as soon as I came into the office. Remember Paula Abdul’s Rush Rush with Keanu Reeves as James Dean?

The song is still super corny, almost sickly. Back then I remember being kinda skeeved by some of the lyrics. Can you imagine singing that to someone?

Hurry hurry lover, come to me
I wanna see
I wanna see you get free with me

Hard to believe when the video first came out, its suggestiveness was enough for people. Now I watch it by today’s standards and it’s even cleaner than a Taylor Swift concert. If this song came out today, Paula and Keanu would be rubbing up on each other a lot harder. And you know what? I would have wanted to see that.  Read Full Intro