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Eva Mendes has really good New Year’s hair, non? SO good. I want it. Eva recently celebrated her second Christmas with Ryan Gosling. This will be her second NYE with him. What? No, no, don’t do that. Don’t make that your New Year’s resolution. This is unkind. Let us go forward in 2013 accepting that this may be his most significant relationship, even more significant than Rachel McAdams. Full Story

Just some personality and colour I thought you might enjoy... Comeback Kid only dates famous girls. When he and Golden were together, he stepped out on her twice that she knows of: once with a stripper and the other with Pigtails. But even though it’s been years, and she’s well moved on, Golden still has a hard time hearing Pigtails’ music. Full Story

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are spending NYE in St Bart’s with their children. Here they are on the beach today, perhaps some downtime before awards season and what’s looking like a very possible Oscar run...and win? She’s been nominated for both a Screen Actors Guild Award and a Golden Globe. Full Story

The assumption: that in any discussion about marriage and babies, she’s the one who wants it and would have his immediately if only he’d ask. But he’s the one who wants, or at least is leaning more towards having kids, than she is. HE is the one who wants to start a family with HER. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan is in London. She’s staying at the Dorchester. She’s going for dinner at Cipriani. She dropped a lot of money at Harrod’s... And she’s broke. She’s broke enough that she’s behind on her taxes and Charlie Sheen has to loan her money and she might get kicked out of her house. Full Story

She’s married and they have a child. And these days she’s much more visible -- all over -- than he is. There have been rumours, since they seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though they’ve recently been seen together, and appear to be happy, he might not feel so secure if he were to find out who she’s sleeping with behind his back, and so indiscriminately. Full Story

Every time George Clooney makes a movie these days it’s considered an Oscar contender. Who wouldn’t want in on some of that action? Is that why Justin Theroux signed with CAA? His fiancée can help with that too. So while Brange is off with their nanny militia over in the Caribbean, the child-free celebrity circuit is counting down to 2013 on the other side -- she and Justin apparently had dinner with George and Stacy Keibler in Cabo the other night. Full Story

It started off so promising! The Oscar Leg seemed so promising: Angelina Jolie took over the Academy Awards with her leg, and everyone memed the sh-t of it, and she became a punchline, and Brangelunatics were like, no way, ha ha, it means everyone is still talking about them, and they followed that up with an engagement and that was only April. Full Story

In this case, We Are All Jonah Hill. Look at him with Leonardo DiCaprio in Sydney the other day, gratefully accepting his role as Bro of Leo, down with his boy at all times of day and night, whatever he needs, and keeper of all secrets, honoured to have been bestowed the position. For now? But wouldn’t it be amazing if one day, Jonah Hill pulled a Truman Capote on the Pussy Posse? “All literature is gossip”, Capote said, so there’s your answer the next time some pretentious twat tries to make you feel like sh-t for caring about the time Ben Affleck went to a peeler bar and slipped his finger inside when a dancer was on his lap. Full Story

For Suzanne who is marrying Shane today -- a New Year’s Eve wedding in downtown Vancouver... CONRATULATIONS! Jesse Pinkman would approve. Send photos! Shirley! Happy 28th Birthday with love from Liz who wishes you “kickass year with tons of memorable moments and amazing people to share with”. Full Story

There will be the assholes who bitched and moaned about their inclusion like it was undeserved, or whatever, because their music isn’t considered as... I dunno... timeless, I guess, as some others. On recognisability though, please, for a while there in the 90s, they were pure British representation. Full Story

Since I don’t track Elsa Pataky the way she wants me to I’d no idea she cut off all her hair and, she wasn’t blonde before, was she? For the purposes of this blog then, let’s decide that she wasn’t and that this is new. And it looks good the way her hair is flat against her head, the envy of Asians like me who cannot grow it like this, and not unlike Sienna Miller who wore it similarly when she had it short. Full Story