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Smutty Tingles

December 31, 2012 19:23:12 Posted at December 31, 2012 19:23:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy New Year’s Eve! See you in 2013!

Duana’s name-nerding Charlie and Daisy in LifeStyle.

Michael Phelps looks kinda sexy to me here. I hate myself, I hate myself, I hate myself, I hate myself (Dlisted)

Hunks of the 90s made me really excited, and then really sad (Too Fab)

2012 according to Christina Aguilera (The Superficial)

Scarlett Johansson looks SO GOOD in this shoot (Just Jared)

Also a possible mentor for Lindsay Lohan (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh that’s right! Pepper Potts in 2013! (Pop Sugar)

Annie’s back to being over-modest (Cele|bitchy)

Mila & Ashton eat popcorn shrimp?!? (Celebedge now The Loop)

A pregnant bikini selfie, when you pay someone to arrange all the shadows and the angles for you just so... (IDLYITW)

Speak! The authority on Les Miserables (Evil Beet Gossip)

New Year’s hair

December 31, 2012 19:16:18 Posted at December 31, 2012 19:16:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Mendes has really good New Year’s hair, non? SO good. I want it. Eva recently celebrated her second Christmas with Ryan Gosling. This will be her second NYE with him. What? No, no, don’t do that. Don’t make that your New Year’s resolution. This is unkind. Let us go forward in 2013 accepting that this may be his most significant relationship, even more significant than Rachel McAdams. Full Story

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Exes & Wives

December 31, 2012 19:06:36 Posted at December 31, 2012 19:06:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just some personality and colour I thought you might enjoy... Comeback Kid only dates famous girls. When he and Golden were together, he stepped out on her twice that she knows of: once with a stripper and the other with Pigtails. But even though it’s been years, and she’s well moved on, Golden still has a hard time hearing Pigtails’ music. Full Story

Naomi wants it too

December 31, 2012 19:02:23 Posted at December 31, 2012 19:02:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are spending NYE in St Bart’s with their children. Here they are on the beach today, perhaps some downtime before awards season and what’s looking like a very possible Oscar run...and win? She’s been nominated for both a Screen Actors Guild Award and a Golden Globe. Full Story

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He wants, she doesn’t

December 31, 2012 18:54:41 Posted at December 31, 2012 18:54:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The assumption: that in any discussion about marriage and babies, she’s the one who wants it and would have his immediately if only he’d ask. But he’s the one who wants, or at least is leaning more towards having kids, than she is. HE is the one who wants to start a family with HER. Full Story

Who’s paying for this?

December 31, 2012 18:26:45 Posted at December 31, 2012 18:26:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan is in London. She’s staying at the Dorchester. She’s going for dinner at Cipriani. She dropped a lot of money at Harrod’s... And she’s broke. She’s broke enough that she’s behind on her taxes and Charlie Sheen has to loan her money and she might get kicked out of her house. Full Story

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2 days and 20 years

December 31, 2012 17:42:32 Posted at December 31, 2012 17:42:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s married and they have a child. And these days she’s much more visible -- all over -- than he is. There have been rumours, since they seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though they’ve recently been seen together, and appear to be happy, he might not feel so secure if he were to find out who she’s sleeping with behind his back, and so indiscriminately. Full Story

Jen, Justin, and George

December 31, 2012 17:06:37 Posted at December 31, 2012 17:06:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every time George Clooney makes a movie these days it’s considered an Oscar contender. Who wouldn’t want in on some of that action? Is that why Justin Theroux signed with CAA? His fiancée can help with that too. So while Brange is off with their nanny militia over in the Caribbean, the child-free celebrity circuit is counting down to 2013 on the other side -- she and Justin apparently had dinner with George and Stacy Keibler in Cabo the other night. Full Story

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Brange 2012

December 31, 2012 16:33:01 Posted at December 31, 2012 16:33:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It started off so promising! The Oscar Leg seemed so promising: Angelina Jolie took over the Academy Awards with her leg, and everyone memed the sh-t of it, and she became a punchline, and Brangelunatics were like, no way, ha ha, it means everyone is still talking about them, and they followed that up with an engagement and that was only April. Full Story

Tagging along with Leo

December 31, 2012 16:13:07 Posted at December 31, 2012 16:13:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In this case, We Are All Jonah Hill. Look at him with Leonardo DiCaprio in Sydney the other day, gratefully accepting his role as Bro of Leo, down with his boy at all times of day and night, whatever he needs, and keeper of all secrets, honoured to have been bestowed the position. For now? But wouldn’t it be amazing if one day, Jonah Hill pulled a Truman Capote on the Pussy Posse? “All literature is gossip”, Capote said, so there’s your answer the next time some pretentious twat tries to make you feel like sh-t for caring about the time Ben Affleck went to a peeler bar and slipped his finger inside when a dancer was on his lap. Full Story

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December 31, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

December 31, 2012 15:49:27 Posted at December 31, 2012 15:49:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Suzanne who is marrying Shane today -- a New Year’s Eve wedding in downtown Vancouver... CONRATULATIONS! Jesse Pinkman would approve. Send photos! Shirley! Happy 28th Birthday with love from Liz who wishes you “kickass year with tons of memorable moments and amazing people to share with”. Full Story