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England has the Cambridges. Here in Canada, our pride, we get... Chavril. It was Tuesday, August 21. It was Brody Jenner’s birthday. It was on the cover of HELLO! Canada. It was major news across our great land. They were proud of each other. Full Story

But first... Justin Theroux packs light. He’s still hardcore like that, you know? Even though he’s dating Jennifer Aniston and they’re spending the holidays at a luxury resort in Cabo, hosting friends like Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Jimmy Kimmel and his fiancée Molly, all Justin really needs is a piece of paper and a pen, maybe a cup of coffee in a dark corner with his bike parked outside, so he can ride away with his thoughts at any moment, far from Hollywood, and he wouldn’t look back. Full Story

This is the name of her new cookbook. Another cookbook, F-CK! How about a collection of autobiographical recipes in which you tell us about the time Brad Pitt found out you cheated on him and then ate nachos? It would be the only gift I gave for a year. I would buy at least 50 copies. I would read it at least 50 times. Full Story

Michael Buble and his wife Luisana were up at Vancouver’s Grouse Mountain in the snow yesterday. It was apparently the first time for her family from Argentina. You know what I like about Michael Buble though? He would have been very generous about this. Money can be weird in families, especially when you mix them. Full Story

Christine! It’s your turn! Happy 40th Birthday! How is Whistler? I’ve no doubt you and Dana will ring it in properly. Enjoy the long, long weekend birthday celebration...together, obviously, and always. Happy New Year!  Full Story

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer welcomed twins some time in September. Or maybe it was August. We don’t know. We don’t know because they haven’t told us, as their reps only released a statement confirming that the birth happened but not when or how and whether or not she had any drugs or used an epidural and how dilated she was when she went into the hospital. Full Story

How’s this for a little coal in your stocking, huh? On Christmas day Katy Perry tweeted this picture of John Mayer wearing a Santa suit, in what look like the final seconds before they screwed under the mistletoe. His face is clearly trying to communicate some sort of boner inspired message and, I think, his hand is actually on his dick. Full Story

Here’s a brief recap of Johnny Depp’s 2012: Third week of January, PEOPLE Magazine boldly announces on its cover story, several months ahead of everyone else, that Johnny and Vanessa Paradis are done. Some speculate that he’s already seeing Amber Heard. Full Story

Kate Winslet is married. Everyone is saying that Leonardo DiCaprio gave her away, although the source on that report comes from one of the British papers which...you know. Apparently it was a small event and even their parents weren’t aware. If it’s true about Leo, I wonder if he’s over it. Full Story

Is apparently dancing. He dances a lot. He dances like your uncle at the wedding. Now that he’s single, the dancing is his go-to move. According to IN TOUCH Weekly, Tom Cruise is now seeing a NY restaurant manager called Cynthia Jorge. She boldly handed him her card and he called right away, inviting her out to a club the next night where he kept her on the dance floor with his salsa and then ground his pelvis into her all Patrick Swayze styles. Full Story

He’s all tats and leather, right? So New York cool on his motorbike, arty for life, so much so that a proper pair of board shorts, while on holiday in Mexico, would be a character violation... Check out Justin Theroux’s preferred swimwear in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston -- cut off jean shorts, in black, OF COURSE, with a leather belt, perfect for sunbathing, and a pageboy cap, because his head must not be hot enough. Full Story

It’s official, even though you’ve known about for almost a month now -- Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy by posting a photo of her daughter Maxwell in “BIG SIS” pose and announcing it via a new commercial for Weight Watchers (posted below). Then, conveniently, the paps converged in Hawaii where Porny’s on holiday with her family. Full Story