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Monday, December 31, 2012

Dear Gossips,

2012 was one of the best years in Gossip, ever. THANK YOU for sharing it with me. Thank you for coming here to enjoy it. Thank you for your emails and your hatemails about Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Brange, Hot Harry on a Horse, Catherine Cambridge, Gwyneth Paltrow, Porny Simpson, all and every.  Read Full Intro

Best of 2012: Olympic Posh & the other Spices

December 28, 2012 20:19:55 Posted at December 28, 2012 20:19:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There will be the assholes who bitched and moaned about their inclusion like it was undeserved, or whatever, because their music isn’t considered as... I dunno... timeless, I guess, as some others. On recognisability though, please, for a while there in the 90s, they were pure British representation. Full Story

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The Blonde Hemsworths

December 28, 2012 19:42:21 Posted at December 28, 2012 19:42:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Since I don’t track Elsa Pataky the way she wants me to I’d no idea she cut off all her hair and, she wasn’t blonde before, was she? For the purposes of this blog then, let’s decide that she wasn’t and that this is new. And it looks good the way her hair is flat against her head, the envy of Asians like me who cannot grow it like this, and not unlike Sienna Miller who wore it similarly when she had it short. Full Story

The Great Canadian Romance of 2012: Avril & Chad

December 28, 2012 17:40:01 Posted at December 28, 2012 17:40:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

England has the Cambridges. Here in Canada, our pride, we get... Chavril. It was Tuesday, August 21. It was Brody Jenner’s birthday. It was on the cover of HELLO! Canada. It was major news across our great land. They were proud of each other. Full Story

JPorn vs Pitt Porn

December 28, 2012 17:06:00 Posted at December 28, 2012 17:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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But first... Justin Theroux packs light. He’s still hardcore like that, you know? Even though he’s dating Jennifer Aniston and they’re spending the holidays at a luxury resort in Cabo, hosting friends like Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Jimmy Kimmel and his fiancée Molly, all Justin really needs is a piece of paper and a pen, maybe a cup of coffee in a dark corner with his bike parked outside, so he can ride away with his thoughts at any moment, far from Hollywood, and he wouldn’t look back. Full Story

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GOOP: It’s All Good

December 28, 2012 16:19:05 Posted at December 28, 2012 16:19:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the name of her new cookbook. Another cookbook, F-CK! How about a collection of autobiographical recipes in which you tell us about the time Brad Pitt found out you cheated on him and then ate nachos? It would be the only gift I gave for a year. I would buy at least 50 copies. I would read it at least 50 times. Full Story

Family Buble in the snow

December 28, 2012 15:57:12 Posted at December 28, 2012 15:57:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Buble and his wife Luisana were up at Vancouver’s Grouse Mountain in the snow yesterday. It was apparently the first time for her family from Argentina. You know what I like about Michael Buble though? He would have been very generous about this. Money can be weird in families, especially when you mix them. Full Story

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December 28, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

December 28, 2012 15:40:16 Posted at December 28, 2012 15:40:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christine! It’s your turn! Happy 40th Birthday! How is Whistler? I’ve no doubt you and Dana will ring it in properly. Enjoy the long, long weekend birthday celebration...together, obviously, and always. Happy New Year!  Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 27, 2012 19:50:32 Posted at December 27, 2012 19:50:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I imagine him with Mel Gibson and David Hasselhoff as the answer to George Clooney’s posse (Dlisted)

Many outlets fell for this hoax in spite of all the spelling mistakes and typos (The Superficial)

2012: A Year In Hair. I always like a good Hair Retrospective (Too Fab)

Kate Hudson’s snowy Christmas (Pop Sugar)

Did Miley get married for Christmas? (Cele|bitchy)

Lea Michele compliments Les Miserables while reminding us that she “is part” of the Les Miserables family (Just Jared)

Stephanie Seymour in a bikini...but where is her son? (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh God. Channing Tatum is belly-cupping, already (Pink Is The New Blog)

Vanessa Hudgens post-Christmas yoga (Popoholic)

Celebrating another year of Kellan Lutz being a loser (Go Fug Yourself)

Best of 2012: No Name Twins

December 27, 2012 19:37:06 Posted at December 27, 2012 19:37:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer welcomed twins some time in September. Or maybe it was August. We don’t know. We don’t know because they haven’t told us, as their reps only released a statement confirming that the birth happened but not when or how and whether or not she had any drugs or used an epidural and how dilated she was when she went into the hospital. Full Story

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