Golden Globes 2011 Articles
It was Jenny Lewis. They dated a long time ago. Before Kristen Dunst. And then they were friends. He even introduced Jenny to Reese Witherspoon. He and Reese went to Jenny’s shows… Now fresh off his breakup from Taylor Swift… Instead of going to the Globes alone… He not only brings a date, but an ex-girlfriend? What is this all about? The no-drama answer would be that he just wanted to hang out with a buddy. Full Story
It cost him, at least on this blog, The Best Man at the Globes Awards. So close. But when his category was called he scrunched up his face. WHY did he have to be the guy who scrunches up his face? I don’t care how hot he looked – and he did, so hot – you lose points with the false modesty. Full Story
It looks like it’s eroding. There was a side shot of it tonight and I thought I saw Kate Moss come out to say hi. Megan Fox’s however isn’t eroding from coke like Kate’s though. Or… maybe it is. But the other part of it has to do with too much doctor cutting. That Pretend Face of hers… it’s demented. Full Story
Me, I still refuse to believe there’s girlsh-t happening between the two but some people seem convinced, and, as disappointing as it would be for a girl’s girl like Sandra Bullock to be That Girl, in our business it is good business. A throwdown between the two is good gossip. Great gossip. Full Story
Written by Duana So yesterday I spent trying to find bridesmaid’s dresses for myself and five of my sister’s closest friends. This process – and the ensuing ‘results’ photo, which makes me want to kill myself – has proved that neutrality on what someone is wearing is nearly impossible to come by. Full Story
And no Jennifer Carpenter. Well, that would have been awkward, non? Hall and Carpenter are done. Hall was nominated for Dexter, as was the show. Julia Stiles was nominated too. She was hilariously missing when they called her name. With so many eyes watching at the afterparties, they better be careful with the affection. Full Story
Written by Duana Kyra Sedgwick – what is not to love? She’s that particular type of woman – if Hollywood is high school, and let’s say for the sake of argument that that particular messed up sentiment is true – she’s the girl who’s always invited to the party, often stays in the background the whole time. Full Story
This is why the Globes are by far the most fun to watch. Because of the cutaways. Because of what happens right before they go to commercial. When these motherf-ckers get up and start mixing tables. Like when Diddy stood behind Marky Mark, practically panting, waiting for Marky to turn around and acknowledge him. Full Story
First let me just say that I love Alexa Chung. Her look. Her style. AND mostly that she’s f-cking out to lunch. When the press release came out that she’d be interviewing for NBC on their pre-show, it was Christmas. Because if you ever watched her MTV show back then, you know that that girl is LAZY. Full Story
This hair… is disgusting. What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown lift bun action is also the mark of the tacky assness that characterises her repeated sartorial criminal activity. Full Story
She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel her It. All I feel is that dress blinding me. Full Story
Ricky Gervais, right? Not to be belligerent but if you’re reading this blog, and you’re a gossipy bitch, I won’t understand it if you come at me with – “he was so inappropriate”. He was exactly as we wanted him to be. He did not care. And he said the sh-t you want him to say. Full Story
Welcome to the Golden Globes LiveBlog! Thanks for joining me, Duana, Sarah from Cinesnark, and Sasha for (hopefully) four hours of dress porn, Pitt Porn, video and photo assumption. We can judge together. Because, really, it's not like the Globes actually mean anything professionally.
Rather, the Globes are good for gossip. Always. The Globes are the closest it'll come to a tacky wedding during awards season. If one bitch in a fancy gown is going to flip out at another bitch in a fancy gown, it'll happen at the Globes. Hi Cameron Diaz.
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