Jessica Simpson Gossip

Jessica Simpson gossip, latest news, photos, and video.

Porny’s Oscar weekend

February 22, 2013 18:29:23 Posted at February 22, 2013 18:29:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

For all my sh-tting on Jessica Simpson, here’s something I can actually appreciate about her: unlike the Ashley Greenes, Kellan Lutzes, and Lindsay Lohans of the world, Porny has never said she wants to win an Oscar one day. She probably has a better chance -- which isn’t a chance at all -- than those previously named. Full Story

View All 29 Photos

Gwyneth Paltrow: inspired by ...Porny?!

February 18, 2013 22:22:53 Posted at February 18, 2013 22:22:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

There’s a really funny story over at US Weekly right now. The headline: Exclusive: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Bored With Acting, Wants an Empire Like Jessica Simpson Gwyneth Paltrow wants to be like Porny? Gwyneth Paltrow is modelling her career after Porny’s? According to a source, “(Gwyneth) admires Jessica's empire. Full Story

Valentine Porny: Pink & Pregnant

February 14, 2013 22:59:52 Posted at February 14, 2013 22:59:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

Porny's freeloader took her to lunch today in Santa Monica presumably to celebrate Valentine's. As you can see, she's in pink, the prototype for Pregnant Barbie if they ever released one on the market. Is Pink the official colour of the expectant? Why? Why isn't it forest green? Forest green is fertile. Full Story

View All 19 Photos

The Misrepresentation of Jessica Simpson

February 6, 2013 20:34:44 Posted at February 6, 2013 20:34:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

PEOPLE.com posted two images yesterday from Porny’s upcoming Spring collection. I clicked on the article last night and..well...Jacek has a new blend. It helped soothe my violence. Retouching is not new. Retouching is almost... standard. Full Story

When Porny’s life was over

January 31, 2013 16:22:14 Posted at January 31, 2013 16:22:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen the Jennifer Hudson-Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers commercial? Does it feel like it’s been on a lot lately? The more it’s on, the more I obsess about whether or not they were actually together. They totally weren’t together. Look at how awkward that is -- when they meet on the corner and awkwardly nod, say nothing, and then walk inside. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

Scripted Porny

January 17, 2013 20:40:00 Posted at January 17, 2013 20:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

How so very disappointing that Jessica Simpson and Ryan Lochte somehow missed each other pop culturally. A year or two earlier or later and it could have been spectacularly stupid. Stupidly spectacular? Both! Can you imagine? And then a reality show: Dum-Dums. Or Porny & Dum-Dum. No one would have to smoke weed ever again. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Porny’s Pregnant Christmas

December 27, 2012 15:25:09 Posted at December 27, 2012 15:25:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Apollo/FAMEFLYNET, Splash News

It’s official, even though you’ve known about for almost a month now -- Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy by posting a photo of her daughter Maxwell in “BIG SIS” pose and announcing it via a new commercial for Weight Watchers (posted below). Then, conveniently, the paps converged in Hawaii where Porny’s on holiday with her family. Full Story

View All 20 Photos

Full body Porny

December 19, 2012 18:45:01 Posted at December 19, 2012 18:45:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In her first ad for Weight Watchers, Jessica Simpson was only shot from the neck up, presumably because she’d not reached her goal. Which, you know, is a lovely message, non? If you don’t reach your goal, it means you are hideous and no one wants to see you between your shoulders and your knees. Full Story

Using the baby to hide the baby bump

November 30, 2012 20:47:59 Posted at November 30, 2012 20:47:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet, Splash

US Weekly broke the news earlier this week that Porny is expecting with her second, 6 months after Maxwell was born. Maria wrote to me when the story was released about how this is quick, and something to do with getting pregnant while breastfeeding and I don’t know but I think the point was that a lot of people think you can’t but you can? And since it was supposedly unplanned, this would partly explain what happened. Full Story

View All 24 Photos

Porny is pregnant again

November 28, 2012 14:46:07 Posted at November 28, 2012 14:46:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Mike Coppola/ Getty

Oh here we go. More gross belly cupping on the way. US Weekly reports exclusively that Jessica Simpson is pregnant again. There’s no official confirmation but the magazine did reach out to her reps in advance with no comment in response and that means they were given a heads up about the story. Full Story

Porny Medieval Milkmaid?

October 31, 2012 18:57:23 Posted at October 31, 2012 18:57:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I dunno. What would you call it? Jessica Simpson’s freeloader is, I think, some kind of Braveheart. (As IF.) The child is a cute little chicken. The mother... As usual it’s a contrast in porny opposites: Little girl hair in two ponytails... All kinds of tits spilling over. Full Story

The Problem with Being the Girl Next Door

October 4, 2012 14:01:12 Posted at October 4, 2012 14:01:12
Maria Posted by Maria
Photos:
WENN

Jessica Simpson has just come off her major Weight Watchers push – it’s still too early to tell whether it was a successful endorsement for either brand, but that’s just one deal. Simpson is a lifestyle juggernaut. And her entire empire is predicated on one idea: Jessica’s fans can have exactly what she has – clothing, shoes, perfume, jeans, sunglasses, and even her weave (remember Hairdo? Full Story

Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase

September 19, 2012 20:15:22 Posted at September 19, 2012 20:15:22
Maria Posted by Maria

When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one another. Full Story