We’ve been sh-tting on Katherine Heigl’s hair situation for a while now. Forget about how you feel about her on a bitch level, from a completely objective point of view, that mess is a mess. However… A mess is a sliding scale. And yesterday, as she was photographed with her husband, leaving to head to the Ellen show, the mess, well, I guess it could have been worse. Full Story

I mean… I just shouted out in anger in the middle of the living room at 12:30am at Duana’s on Saturday night/Sunday morning while writing this because F-CK, why can’t Katherine Heigl ever get her goddamn hair right?!?!? She’s 32. She’s not 62. She’s tall and pretty, with the kind of good looks that don’t necessarily intimidate, belying the fact that she’s actually a mouthy ungrateful bitch. Full Story

It’s hard to look sexy in one of these. Even Blake Lively barely manages. But then Sofia Vergara comes along and a puffy coat is suddenly giving you an erection. I know she’s great on Modern Family, but for me, right now, where she’s really taken it to the next level is on the red carpet. Full Story

Halle Berry had to drop out of New Year’s Eve so she could devote all her energy to taking down her baby father. Her replacement is Katherine Heigl. It’s amazing to me that Heigl wasn’t involved in this from the beginning, that she wasn’t in Valentine’s Day either. How is it that she also wasn’t in She’s Just Not That Into You? Or was she? Even if she wasn’t, it feels like she was. Full Story

I posted on Twitter last night: ...the f-ck is asstalking Katherine Heigl doing at the CMAs? Maybe she's there to heckle Gwyneth Paltrow. Did you know that AssTalking Heigl has fans? They started tweet yelling at me. Something about the fact that her husband’s brother is a member of Lady Antebellum. Full Story

I counted 8 different outfits last night on Country Bitch. And all of them were ass. Some of them were straight up appalling. Like the one with the cherries attached to the tutu. And the short dark metallic mini that’s so cheap you can see the hem stitches from this far away. And the glass of orange juice that puked all over a toga. Full Story

Katherine Heigl went for lunch yesterday with her mother. Always with the mother. Here’s another one who is rarely seen with girlfriends. I imagine Katie Heigl is one of those “You Should” kind of friends. You should do this, you should do that, I would do this, I would do that, she knows everything. Full Story

The Hollywood Reporter is predicting that Katherine Heigl’s Life As We Know It will win the box office this weekend. Naturally the critics are sh-tting on it. But still some seem to think that it can take down The Social Network, a film that’s being called the Citizen Kane of our time. Full Story

Life As We Know It opens next week. And she needs it to be a hit. Because Killers was far, far from a hit. Killers was also crucified by critics. So she’s on the sell right now, and she needs to convince people that she’s not really an asstalking bitch, ungrateful about her success, who has managed, in a very short time to have alienated many of her peers and eroded a fragile fanbase that thought she might be the next Julia Roberts. Full Story

I’ve never been a fully blonde Asian. So maybe I’m not the best judge of what it is to be fully blonde. But to my non-blonde eye, what Katherine Heigl is working here looks many shades of wrong. Could be the lighting, sure. But there’s something oddly brassy happening here. And it’s no better here Full Story

I haven’t read the Stephanie Plum/Evanovich books. But I’ve heard from many of you who have and you’ve written to say how worried you are that Katherine Heigl is playing Plum in the movie adaptation of One for the Money. Totally relatable. Am suffering the same anxiety over Lisbeth Salander and Katniss Everdeen. Full Story

Goddamn, who is advising Katherine Heigl on her wardrobe for Killers press? Terrible, terrible hair issues. Very, very serious. No one under 60 should be styling it this way. Ever. Heigl is in London tonight at the premiere of Killers which opened in 3rd place last weekend with$15 million despite some horrific reviews, as in 0% from top critics. Full Story

I mean her entire head. Because this is shudderingly hard to look at. It’s Katherine Heigl last night at a screening for her new movie Killers with Ashton Kutcher in LA. Some people were born for dark hair. Like Courteney Cox. Others can’t make it happen. Heigl cannot make it happen. And she’s making it happen even less with the black helmet curled up in a hairstyle from the suburbs accentuating a really large head. Full Story

...the f-ck is she wearing? Here’s the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl last night in New York at the ASPCA Bergh Ball at the Plaza with Isaac Mizrahi. The dark hair, and the horrid makeup, that dress... you know what that dress looks like? Did you ever visit that website that sold clothes for polygamists? Click here Full Story