Taylor Swift’s new Diet Coke ad is out. I’ve attached it below. Feel free to complain about however it is she’s annoying you this time. And her lyrics. And her fringe. Go for it. Me, I’ll be over here, FIXATING ON HER WRITING GRIP. LOOK AT THAT! Is that how we do now? When do these things change? And why aren’t they properly announced? Why isn’t there a public statement released by the writing authorities informing us of the technique modification? Am I too old to learn it? Is it restricted to those born after 1985? How is it superior to the traditional tripod and quadropod grips? Does it increase speed? Does it increase or decrease character angle? Does it improve neatness? WHERE DO THEY TEACH IT?!? I will be preoccupied by this for the entire day. Full Story

As mentioned earlier in the Renee Zellweger article, there were some sparkly tank dresses happening last night. They have to be sparkly. Unless you’re Jennifer Lawrence in red at 19, they have to be sparkly because a tank dress is essentially, by style standards, LAZY. Full Story

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban went out for Valentine’s Day in LA last night -- dinner at The Eveleigh, what my friends in LA call “the Australian place”; it’s run by Aussies. I reviewed The Eveleigh last year. Click here for that article. Full Story

I don’t care that JLO tried to fight Justin Timberlake’s ego with her leg. I don’t care that she couldn’t resist making the moment about her leg when she was presenting an award. I actually thought “I got the memo” was funny. And besides, oh I’m sorry, I missed the part when we all started expecting JLO to show up somewhere and be humble. Full Story

I love these pictures. Nicole Kidman arrived in Sydney today with daughters Sunday and Faith. Evidently she was on the same flight as Russell Crowe as they exited the airport together, each carrying one of the girls, and if you didn’t know about gossip and celebrities, you’d think they were the parents, only Keith Urban was there to meet them and, well, you can see that happy reunion below. Full Story

It’s McQueen. It’s f-cking marvelous. And few women could do it justice the way Nicole Kidman can. I love the detailing around the neck. Is it bees? Golden bees? God when she does clothing right, there really is no one else. Look at it from the back. Stunning. Not a word I use often. But she is truly stunning. Full Story

I don’t mean Jessica Biel... Wonk, wonk... I know. I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist! It’s Friday! Ok so here’s Keith Urban on the carpet and on stage at the CMAs last night. He is such a smarmy cheese on the carpet. Up on stage though, without the shirt buttoned down to his man-trail, and not worrying about his hair, I can see the sex appeal, sure. Full Story

Oh I see what you did there, Nicole Kidman. Kidman covers the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. The cover photo is terrible. This is what happens when you over-photoshop someone who’s been over-Botoxed. The result is frightening. The pictures inside however are much more appealing. It’s Nicole Kidman in fancy ass clothes hanging out at the monster truck track. Full Story

Keith Urban was in North Carolina yesterday for Idol auditions where, as reported earlier, the situation was a lot less tense than it was the day before. Next stop: Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Only Keith had to quick-fly over to New York first to be with his wife. Here he is at her side at the New York Film Festival Nicole Kidman Gala Tribute last night but really just a jerkoff opportunity for The Paperboy since this happened in New York and you’d think, given her career, a lot more people would have shown up if it actually meant something but it only ended up being Lee Daniels and some of the people involved with The Paperboy and not even Zac Efron or Matthew McConaughey. Full Story

They put her in the front row in the best seat, giving her the clout of George Clooney, and then never cut away to her, even though she had her hand on Keith Urban's thigh quite often in an obvious display of "we are so together"ness. A waste.  What I was saying before about the movie star-tv star hierarchy is evident here: Kidman is a movie star, and she dresses like a movie star. Full Story

Please! Let it be January! And let them edit this the way we all want to see it -- f-ck the appearance of being nice and diplomatic. I mean, this is why our Mimi was asked to be a judge, right? Not because she’s particularly interested in finding a new superstar but because she’s only interested in us paying attention to the ONLY superstar worth mentioning: HER, of course. Full Story

I’ve been hearing from readers in Australia who’ve written to tell me about how Keith Urban was on The Voice down there. Apparently he was an excellent judge, very popular, and it boosted his profile, probably album sales too. Urban of course has been rumoured to be negotiating for a spot on the panel for Mariah Carey’s American Idol. Full Story

TMZ just reported that Mariah Carey’s American Idol is supposed to start auditioning in two weeks and so far she’s the only judge. Yeah? What’s the problem? TMZ says the problem is that producers are hoping for 4 judges; two of them - Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban - are still negotiating their deals and they’ve no ideas for the final person on the panel. Full Story

This is Nicole Kidman’s first public appearance since Katie Holmes broke up with the Church Of Scientology to become Courage Mom, superhero, saving Suri from a life of auditing and being groomed to marry David Miscavige, thus thrusting Nicole’s post-Cruise parenting back into the spotlight. Full Story