Last night perfectly illustrated why I love Victoria Beckham. From her newly Botoxed waxy face to her less than enthusiastic golf claps to her valiant struggles to hold in her smiles, especially pronounced since everyone around her was beaming from excitement, Posh Spice understands there is an element of the ridiculous about her that is the essence of her brand. Full Story

Yes, they all drive SUVs now but you know what I mean. The same stronghold that keeps Jennifer Aniston’s career and her highlights alive, the same stronghold that turns a blind eye to Travolta’s gay gay, the same stronghold that believes every publicist-fed word in the pages of People Magazine… they have now raised Marie Osmond on their formidable shoulders and will likely carry her to victory on Dancing With the Stars. Full Story

The Spice Girls reunion tour is only 6 weeks ago, with kick off scheduled in Vancouver on December 2nd. As a warm up, the Spices will be performing at the Victoria Secret fashion show on November 14th that will air on December 4th which means the girls have less than a month to go to get their asses in gear. Full Story

I love this trend. Mothers with troubled daughters. Mothers estranged from daughters. Mothers going straight to the tabloids to send their daughters a message of love and encouragement. Dina Lohan, Lynne Spears…now Mel B’s mother Andrea is speaking out against her sudden marriage, describing it as a “big mistake” and pleading with her daughter publicly to deal with her post pregnancy drama and the Eddie Murphy wars rationally instead of blindly putting her faith in someone with a shoddy romantic record. Full Story

I can almost hear the money being drained from Eddie Murphy’s bank account… You? Just one day after calling a press conference to announce that she’s going after his money to support their daughter, Mel B showed up at The Ivy yesterday with none other than Eddie’s ex wife Nicole. Full Story

Love this bitch. It’s totally ghetto but it’s the only way to deal with a dead beat dad. In this case – Eddie Murphy, of course. New interview with Essence Magazine, Mel B claims she and Eddie planned the baby and also planned marriage, going so far as to reveal that she had her IUD removed so that it could happen. Full Story