She left rehab, she met with a lawyer called Blair Berk who has repped Mel Gibson and Reese Witherspoon in the past. Mel for his blubbering drunken tirade, Reese for pappy intrusion. Not known why Britney went in for the meeting though it"s not likely to do with her divorce. Some speculation that it could be around getting her family to release her assets - as mentioned earlier, word is Lynne and her advisers (not the druggie ones) have cut her off. Full Story

And a f&cking moron too. Next time you try to cover up calling your friend and colleague a Faggot, don’t do it in front a hundred journalists ready to eat you alive. First Katherine Heigl went for his throat, now TR Knight is – rightly so – going in for the kill. And NOT on Oprah! Hee. Sorry…not a laughing matter. Full Story

Finally an apology…but perhaps too late? 5 days after news broke that he had called TR Knight a faggot, Isaiah Washington has publicly apologised and insists that the comment did not reflect his personal beliefs. Shonda Rhimes has also come to his defence, denying rumours that Burke would be replaced and/or fired. Full Story

Thanks to Val for sending this along - an outtake from George Clooney"s recent Vanity Fair shoot. Instant loin de-quiveration if you ask me. Number 2 on my Freebie Five appears to be standing on a stool to keep up with Gemma Ward in what looks to be 2 inch heels. Gemma is listed at 5 ft 10, if you believe the stats. Full Story

Didn"t I tell you this girl was good? Never mind the sweet exterior and the "I"m all for you" approach she"s played to perfection. Vanessa Minnillo is bringin" it - and her efforts have not only added value to her own career, she"s also lifting Nick in the process. Full Story

Karma works in mysterious ways. And karmic payback is meticulously devised. Pedestrian homewreckers like Claire Danes can expect premature beauty evaporation - a tragic fate for a fetching young star. Others have been cursed with - gasp! - a new unremovable layer of fat, forever limiting career opportunities, resulting in lifetime exile the sub-B list, a Hollywood horror unto itself. Full Story

Thanks to Jessica B and so many others for the heads up but I had to laugh when my husband"s comedic idol appeared on The Daily Show last night and actually blamed "gay midgets" for all the ills of Hollywood. Obviously a parody on the Gibson situation and yet, dare I hope that a term I coined, the GAY MIDGET DWARF, has somehow reached the consciousness of the legendary Ricky Bobby??? The same Ricky Bobby who runs flailing in flames during one scene in Talladega Nights, begging to be saved by Jesus and Tom Cruise??? Do you even have to ask what movie I"ll be seeing this weekend? My love and gratitude to all of you who continue to spread knowledge of the GMD. Full Story

That"s what I"m hearing exclusively, gossips. Just got a hot tip that Matthew was having a casual bash at his place in Malibu on Saturday and Lindsay was "all over him", practically dry f&cking him in front a room full of people. Wonder if he worked his play on her too. But remember…Lilo is also still makin" it happen with that taco Harry dude andI really do admire a girl who can own her inner and outer slut. Full Story