Porny and the First Lady

April 14, 2011 09:46:15 Posted at April 14, 2011 09:46:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson was in Denver last night performing for military families at Coors Field. The First Lady Michelle Obama invited Porny to join the event, one of many that Mrs Obama and Dr Jill Biden are hosting across the country saluting US service personnel.

How much do you love that Jessica’s the supposed Hollywood celebrity and both the First Lady and Dr Biden are better dressed than she is?

In fairness to Porny though, what she chose for this occasion is appropriate and proportionate. Not some dumbass bell jeans, not a titty top with her business all over the place, not a baby doll dress with her chest jammed like a serving tray underneath her chin.

Remember when Tracy Anderson was conveniently taping her exercise video and her new favourite client Nicole Richie walked in in full hair and makeup and dropped a few dance moves? Click here for a refresher. When will Porny show up in one of those?

Please.

Now that one I would watch. That one I might even buy.

Just for fun I googled “Jessica Simpson dancing”. This came up. Don’t worry. It’s safe for work.

You made a show about not making it about your looks. How can it not be after this video?


Photos from London Entertainment/Splashnewsonline.com