Like handbags, Girl Sh-t comes in high end and low end. Low end would be, say, the housewives of whatever city. Slightly above that are the WAGs of whatever sport. For the luxury Girl Sh-t, you look to Anna Wintour. And, of course, my G. Have you seen this yet? Sasha sent it to me this morning. Full Story

Miranda Kerr’s had a busy week in New York. She arrived in town last week and worked on a photo shoot. Over the weekend she hit up several fashion parties. And she was at the MET Gala on Monday night in a black dress with a bandeau-ish top. By the way, a word on why I don’t include very many models in my MET Gala wrap -- how hard can it be for them, really?!? Anyway, while Miranda’s been enjoying the NYC party circuit, she’s run into Gerard Butler several times. Full Story

Whenever I see photos of Miranda Kerr or Orlando Bloom with their son, Flynn, he looks so happy. And he’s absolutely adorable and chunky and I’d like very much to squish him. But no kid is an angel 24/7. And I feel Miranda’s stress just looking at these pictures. When she was getting him ready for the walk, he was probably a little squeamish getting into the stroller. Full Story

Miranda Kerr modelled in the Dior show in Paris today for Fashion Week. Her husband Orlando Bloom sat front row with a camera, gazing up at her adoringly as she came down the runway, like he’s fresh from the village and has never been to a fashion show. It’s actually kinda cute. And I am happy for him that he’s so happy because I did feel sorry for him when Kate Bosworth scammed him into a set up pap situation a few months ago. Full Story

I was flipping through photo thumbnails on the database and as I passed these, seeing the baby very quickly, I thought to myself, that really is Orlando Bloom’s face on an infant’s body! The infant, of course, is his son Flynn, with his wife Miranda Kerr, arriving in Sydney, apparently for the first time since Flynn was born. Full Story

How do you get on one of these lists? Shinan Govani is on these lists. He was one of the privileged guests invited to the opening of the new La Mamounia Hotel in Marrakesh and according to his Twitter Gwyneth Paltrow arrived with the woman she once dismissed as “that TV girl”. Full Story

Three Whiskers Orly Bloom in Venice today with girlfriend Miranda Kerr, arm in arm, taking photos, in love, and not minding at all the presence of photographers following them for the shot. He needs the attention too. It has been a very, very quiet year for Orlando. Hasn’t done much filming, and nothing has been confirmed going forward which means, aside from a brief appearance in New York I Love you, we won’t be seeing his baby face on screen in the foreseeable future. Full Story

Has a nice ring to it, non? Was there anyone who believed the OK Magazine cover story about Jennifer Aniston dating Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom? Please. As you know, Orly has been involved with Australian model Miranda Kerr for the last few months and the two have been much more public of late, officially stepping out for the first time in Australia at the AJC Australian Derby. Full Story