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9 Months Of Serenity

April 17, 2012 13:58:49 Posted at April 17, 2012 13:58:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Her Princess Of Serenity Charlene was at her husband Prince Albert’s side yesterday during The Monte-Carlo Rolex Masters to present Novak Djokovic with the Vermeil Sport Medal of Monaco for Physical Education. It’s now just over three quarters of a year that Charlene’s been locked into position. It’s been quite an adjustment. Full Story

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A Prison Bride at the Oscars

February 27, 2012 14:00:51 Posted at February 27, 2012 14:00:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I screamed in the control room when the pool feed picked up Serenity arriving with Albert last night. Needless to say, this did not go over well since there are easily two dozen people in there trying to produce a live show. But there she was, all tragic and miserable, and if only Mother Angelina could rescue her, you know? If only. Full Story

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Prison Bride at the Oscars?

February 15, 2012 15:41:52 Posted at February 15, 2012 15:41:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

OMG. I feel like I might be more excited to see her at the Oscars than anyone else. It’s Prison Bride!Accordingly to Page Six, Prince Albert and Her Serenity of Captivity, Princess Charlene of Monaco, would like to attend the Oscars on February 26th. Full Story

Progress Report: Serenity’s First Six Months

January 23, 2012 17:04:35 Posted at January 23, 2012 17:04:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s now been 6 months since the beginning of Charlene Wittstock’s Serene Imprisonment to the Monarch of Monaco. Last week she joined the Grimaldis at the opening ceremony of the Monte Carlo 36th International Circus Festival. Charlene had difficulties adjusting to her new role. She seemed to lack energy and enthusiasm for her official duties. Full Story

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Prison Bride’s Chistmas present

December 19, 2011 16:58:04 Posted at December 19, 2011 16:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash, Andreas Rentz/Pool/Getty

This is Monaco’s Prince Albert participating in the traditional Christmas bath yesterday in, I guess?, royal swimwear? And a blue bathrobe. Just in case you were wondering what Charlene of Serenity goes to bed with every night. Speaking of Her Highness of Prison, she was allowed to go to Germany this weekend for a charity gala. Full Story

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Prison Bride, Dork Prince, and Giant Santa

December 14, 2011 21:36:20 Posted at December 14, 2011 21:36:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know when someone super nerdy stands next to something super nerdy the nerdy-ness of the two combined more than doubles? This is why Comic-Con is so awesome. When thousands of them are nerd herding there together, their individual nerd components bump together and, like heating matter in a flask, it expands to explosive levels. Full Story

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Prison Bride’s back on the balcony

November 21, 2011 18:06:28 Posted at November 21, 2011 18:06:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Remember when Charlene of Serenity had to kiss Prince Albert on the balcony of the palace right after their civil ceremony and she looked like she wanted to end her life? Here, let me attach a photo to remind you, just in case that memory isn’t strong enough in your mind. Well she was back on the balcony this weekend for Monaco National Day celebrations and this time she managed to control her nausea. Full Story

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Princess Serenity’s first National Day

November 17, 2011 15:35:35 Posted at November 17, 2011 15:35:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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VALERY HACHE/Getty

Monaco National Day is on Saturday. It will be the first for Charlene as the principality’s Serene Highness. She was there last year but they weren’t married yet, obviously. (I don’t mean to be mean but...um... Stephanie, Jesus, she looks frighteningly bad.)Anyway, the Royal Family, leading up to the holiday, is attending various charity events to celebrate and to give back to the people. Full Story

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Serenity seeks asylum

November 2, 2011 16:51:01 Posted at November 2, 2011 16:51:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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How much do you love that shot of Julie Andrews at the table with Prince Albert and Her Serenity Charlene of Monaco? God he seems like such a buffoon. Here they are, the newlyweds Grimaldi in New York last night at the Princess Grace Awards Gala. Charlene, as you can see, was as docile as ever. Very beautiful but also very numb. Full Story

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Handholding makes her nauseous

October 5, 2011 15:19:05 Posted at October 5, 2011 15:19:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Albert and Prison Bride Charlene Serenity welcomed Croatian President Ivo Josipovic to Monaco yesterday. It was a state visit. And the First Lady would have been required to be there even though she probably preferred hanging out in Paris where she was earlier this week and where she appeared much livelier - click here Full Story

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Prison Bride goes out alone

September 30, 2011 17:31:19 Posted at September 30, 2011 17:31:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Well this is new. Prince Albert was spotted at two consecutive official events the last few weeks without the Supreme Serenity High Princess Charlene at his side prompting many to wonder whether or not she was negotiating her escape. Yesterday however Charlene emerged alone on official royal duty - she attended the traditional mass of the Feast of Saint Michael in a small town called Turbie in the hills of Monaco. Full Story

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Prison Bride dragged out for duty

August 30, 2011 06:52:39 Posted at August 30, 2011 06:52:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at him in the first photo attached, glancing back at his wife, the Serene Highness of Captivity Princess Charlene, as if he can barely stand her, and can’t be bothered to conceal it. Dick. The Monte Carlo Golf Club was celebrating its 100th anniversary on Sunday. So Prince Albert of Monaco had to show up for the occasion, dragging his nauseous bride along for the photo opportunity, the best illustration of “a smile that doesn’t reach the eyes” that I’ve ever seen. Full Story

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Prison Bride & Albert: Photo Assumption the Dance

August 8, 2011 10:33:10 Posted at August 8, 2011 10:33:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Prince Albert of Monaco and his Serene Prisoner Charlene Wittstock attended the Red Cross Ball in Monte Carlo the other night. She tried to look…happier. And many people have noted that she does indeed look less …tortured?... than she did on her wedding day and after. Really? I don’t see it. Full Story

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Prisoner Bride & Prince Warden to sue

July 26, 2011 08:45:45 Posted at July 26, 2011 08:45:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her Serene Highness Princess Charlene and her husband Prince Albert of Monaco don’t appreciate that we keep thinking that she’s being held prisoner in a white castle. They insist that Charlene did not try to escape three times before her wedding and eventually had her passport confiscated and have filed papers in French court against L’Express Magazine for fuelling what they call “false rumours” about their relationship. Full Story