Christian Bale like this? Or Christian Bale in The Fighter? (Dlisted)

Who can we Gossip Genie set this guy up with? (The Superficial)

This Lady Gaga outfit is so disappointingly Courtney Stodden (Too Fab)

Good dress on Amy Poehler, non? (Pop Sugar)

LeAnn Rimes just can’t help herself (Cele|bitchy)

Ricky Martin and his boys. Who doesn’t have twins these days!? (Just Jared)

Not sure why Leighton Meester is dressing for Coachella when it’s not Coachella (Hollywood Tuna)

Yes. Because rehab is SUPPOSED to be hard (Amy Grindhouse)

Miley Cyrus promotes new single in swimwear (Popoholic)

This was heinous, totally (Go Fug Yourself)

It’s been 4,000 words and 15 posts -- so I’m taking my long weekend back! It’s a holiday here in Canada. The blog will return at regular time and on regular schedule tomorrow. Besides, I’m waiting on more sources re: Robsten anyway. Just sit with this for now: her team has been working it so that she doesn’t get totally dumped on by pro-Pattinson reporting. 

This poor girl! I can’t watch, I can’t watch, I can’t watch... (Dlisted)

OMG look what Mila Kunis wore to the Billboard Awards back in 2000 (Too Fab)

You know, by Ke$ha’s standards, this was actually really tame (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lawrence’s naked blue Mystique body (Just Jared)

Olivia Munn in a skin coloured bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

The Beckhams cried, and H7 stuck her fingers in her mouth (Pop Sugar)

I said to Sasha last night, only way more crass -- these two share a bed and she wondered what it smelled like (Cele|bitchy)

Ryan Gosling put movies down his pants (Socialite Life)

Good God, where do they find these dresses? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Isn’t this the Mother of the Year, really? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Sasha Finds flat espadrilles in LifeStyle

God Christy Turlington is SO beautiful (Too Fab)

Hollywood Ebola infects Cannes...again (Dlisted)

Star Trek or Victoria’s Secret? (The Superficial)

Rooney Mara, the new face of Calvin Klein (Just Jared)

Yep. Who else but Sofia Vergara in this dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo & Tobey, a love story (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes clear the room (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried Smurfs (Evil Beet Gossip)

At first I thought this was the mayor of Toronto (Gallery of the Absurd)

Jacek’s fall wardrobe (Go Fug Yourself)

Sasha Finds spiked flats and white blazers in LifeStyle

Kinda love that Miley didn’t wear a clingy titty dress to this event (The Superficial)

Love really doesn’t seem to be working all that well for Kanye West’s soul (Dlisted)

We could totally start playing Ginger Spice or Amanda Bynes (Too Fab)

Unlike Kanye West, his famewhore seems to be helping his game (Pop Sugar)

Brad Pitt steps out after Angelina Jolie’s mega mastectomy announcement (Cele|bitchy)

Shia’s on his back in Nymphomaniac (Just Jared)

I just see Justin Bieber any time her name comes up. Not a great career boost. (Hollywood Tuna)

Wolverine is RIPPED (Towleroad)

Good God Vanessa Hudgens buys some ugly f-cking clothes (Popoholic)

Yeah. Hated this.  (Go Fug Yourself)

Sasha’s INTO new rain boots and more Cannes carpet arrivals in LifeStyle. 

Country Bitch’s beach body (Too Fab)

When the name of the company and the personalities running it totally don’t complement each other (Dlisted)

Kanye West’s girlfriend’s greatest fear, besides not having any cameras around (The Superficial)

Neil Patrick Harris’s cute twins (Just Jared)

Hate Alice Eve’s dress here (Hollywood Tuna)

What is Reese Witherspoon’s husband drinking? (Pop Sugar)

I guess I’ve been abusing my husband (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Swift plays to assumption on New Girl (StarCrush)

Worst newlywed ever? (Romance Beat)

I want this green bangle (Hollywood PQ)

Paul Giamatti: Joe Pesci + your farting uncle = perfect superhero villain? (The Superficial)

Gross. Vile. Gross. Vile. (Dlisted)

Doctor Who Matt Smith in a tricked out jacket and bare chest. Also I was yelled at yesterday for not spelling out DOCTOR. Noted. (Too Fab)

How Bradley Cooper is covering his bad hair (Pop Sugar)

Chris Pine is the sensitive type (Cele|bitchy)

I hate Jimmy Choo shoes and now Nicole Kidman is modelling them (Just Jared)

Is this why Pamela Anderson doesn’t dress like Pamela Anderson anymore? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kanye West and Kanye West’s girlfriend are having a princess-off (Amy Grindhouse)

Michael Bay probably wouldn’t let Megan Fox ride her bike in flats (Popoholic)

HORRIBLE dress on Eva Longoria (Go Fug Yourself)

Great. A new round of fake pregnancy conspiracy theories. (Dlisted)

Are we finally hearing some new music from Miley Cyrus? (Too Fab)

If this goes on much longer, people are going to start saying she can’t get enough of his... Bieber. Isn’t that enough reason to end it forever? (The Superficial)

Leo after his big opening weekend (Just Jared)

I interviewed Heather Graham this weekend and she really does look like this in person (Hollywood Tuna)

Hayden Panettiere’s ugly purple bikini (Pop Sugar)

What it’ll cost you to do shots with Gwyneth Paltrow (Cele|bitchy)

Why all the Twi-Moms took the day off (Socialite Life)

Barbara Walters confirmed what she denied (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Porny’s mad because her ex talked about her dad’s ass-grabbing when it’s usually her dad who talks about that sh-t (I'm Not Obsessed)

Here’s another example of why Ryan Gosling has become a joke (Dlisted)

Celebrities reading mean tweets, hilarious. (Too Fab)

Kiki is in Anchorman?? (The Superficial)

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz sighting. Go Sarah! (Just Jared)

God Heather Graham is so pretty (Hollywood Tuna)

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski at LAX (Pop Sugar)

Um... Beyonce wipes with red toilet paper? (Cele|bitchy)

Just Jack gets a new show (Towleroad)

Young bride in a black wedding dress (US Weekly)

Kinda boring dress on SJP (Go Fug Yourself)

Sasha Finds the right white shoes and floppy hats in LifeStyle

I really, really want to know how people like this can afford their lives (Dlisted)

Kate Moss, we missed you at the MET Gala, but you were too busy getting spray-tanned (Too Fab)

Cameron Diaz chest bumping (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson after the MET Gala (Pop Sugar)

The weird thing is, I always thought she was a redhead... (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey G and My Girl (Just Jared)

Not sure about these tights (Hollywood Tuna)

Julia Roberts Ruins A Wedding should be the title of her new movie (Evil Beet Gossip)

Horrible skirt on Kate Bosworth (Popoholic)

Alexa Chung at the MET Gala shrug (Go Fug Yourself)

The worst roommates ever, or the best, depending on how you look at it.(Dlisted)

Zac Efron takes his shirt off this week (Too Fab)

Ass-grabbing is a Simpson family tradition (The Superficial)

Slum lovers on Broadway (Just Jared)

Fried Chicken photoshopped for Shape (Hollywood Tuna)

Cory Monteith mourns the Canucks in Mexico (Pop Sugar)

Kanye West’s girlfriend baby bumpin’ in a bikini on the cover of US Weekly (Cele|bitchy)

Yay Delaware! (Romance Beat)

Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine chops in Montreal (Hollywood PQ)

Yay The New Yorker! (Towleroad)
 

And after all this MET Gala judging, this is how some of them spend the day (Dlisted)

This is FREAKING ME OUT (The Superficial)

I’ll be there for you... 9 years later (Too Fab)

Kanye West defends Kanye West’s girlfriend on stage at the MET Gala (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman and her son Aleph (Cele|bitchy)

Meanwhile...Tom Cruise is in Tokyo (Just Jared)

HORRIBLE dress on Victoria Justice (Hollywood Tuna)

Rihanna made them wait 3 hours and she wasn’t even at the MET Gala (Amy Grindhouse)

Pointy-toe white pumps on Cameron Diaz (Popoholic)

Leslie.Bibb. GO. (Go Fug Yourself)

A quick reminder about our MET Gala coverage. We’re pulling an all-nighter and starting to post the photos at 3am ET/Midnight PT tonight so if you’re up too, please come visit!

Also, LifeStyle has been updated with several new posts today.

Helen Mirren will f-ck you up (Dlisted)

Jessica Simpson’s baby hasn’t quite figured out the family business yet (Too Fab)

Isn’t it kinda...sinister... the way Chris Brown substitutes the word “wife-ing” for “marrying”? (The Superficial)

Anne Hathaway’s grow-out phase is cuter than most (Just Jared)

Megan Fox on that Turtles movie (Hollywood Tuna)

LOVE Keira Knightley’s recycled wedding style SO MUCH (Pop Sugar)

Jon Stewart with his dog...and he’s never been hotter (Cele|bitchy)

Alexander Skarsgard eats an apple (Socialite Life)

Kanye West and Kanye West’s girlfriend are trademarking their baby name...just like B & Jay? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Charlize Theron couldn’t help herself (I'm Not Obsessed)

Sasha finds high waist maxi skirts in LifeStyle

I guess I’m one of only 10 people who would watch this movie. Maybe less. (Dlisted)

When mom matches baby... (Too Fab)

Jenny McCarthy says her 10 year old son’s friends are getting hard for her (The Superficial)

You think Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig were going to see Iron Man 3? (Just Jared)

Quite like this Kate Upton photo shoot (Hollywood Tuna)

Photos from MET Galas past. Ready for Monday?!? (Pop Sugar)

Is Princess Kate trying to cockblock Cressida Bonas? (Cele|bitchy)

We are moving to Toronto and this is obviously not my real estate agent (Towleroad)

It turns out Duana’s two major tv girlcrushes used to live together (US Weekly)

HATE the waist detail on Angie Harmon’s dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Sasha Finds Jennifer Aniston’s embroidered blouse and cropped jackets in LifeStyle

Nicki Minaj... Q-Tipped Mimi?!? I missed this! (Too Fab)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA (Dlisted)

What the Artist wanted to eat (The Superficial)

What Sienna Miller is wearing to the MET Gala (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch wants to be Tony Stark’s sidekick? (Cele|bitchy)

Katie Holmes is starting to rival Jennifer Garner in bad style (Just Jared)

Really don’t like Hilary Duff’s hair here...even if there is a braid (Hollywood Tuna)

Daddy Warbucks’s name change (Pink Is The New Blog)

Mila Kunis wins another sexy title (Popoholic)

Yeah, Isla Fisher might have a dressing problem (Go Fug Yourself)