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George Clooney’s wedding invitation

September 12, 2014 12:45:51 Posted at September 12, 2014 12:45:51
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One of them. There was a report from a French outlet a few weeks ago, remember? About George Clooney’s 3 part wedding? First a civil ceremony in England on September 12 – that’s today. Then Venice for a reception the weekend of September 26. Then in October, on the 25th, another party just outside London. Full Story

George & Amal's first carpet

September 8, 2014 11:58:32 Posted at September 8, 2014 11:58:32
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Andrew Goodman/ Rachel Murray/ Getty

This was supposed to be the lead story. It was when I wrote the column last night. But nothing trumps a royal baby. Not even George Clooney’s wedding. He and Amal Alamuddin walked the carpet together in Venice on Sunday at Celebrity Fight Night, doing us a favour - we now have proper not blurry, not papped, side-by-side shots (that don’t cost a fortune) of them to use whenever there's a story. Full Story

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Amal like a princess?

September 5, 2014 15:58:01 Posted at September 5, 2014 15:58:01
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Amal Alamuddin was seen in London yesterday after having spent over an hour at the Alexander McQueen studio, leading to speculation that Sarah Burton is doing the wedding dress. You’ll recall, Burton also did Princess Catherine’s wedding dress. That dress, obviously, had to be more classic, verging on the more conservative side of the McQueen spectrum. Full Story

A $13 million wedding gift

September 4, 2014 14:15:02 Posted at September 4, 2014 14:15:02
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Page Six reports that Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert De Niro, and Brad Pitt were paid $13 million for two days of work on a new commercial directed by Martin Scorsese. As I mentioned the other day, it’s a promotion for billionaire James Packer’s casino empire – click here Full Story

Brange: Buttock Futtock

September 2, 2014 12:49:04 Posted at September 2, 2014 12:49:04
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That’s what was on her veil, as drawn by one of the kids. And here’s a sweet detail about the Brange wedding, that accompanied the Brange photos, as revealed in HELLO Magazine which went on sale this morning in the UK: Brad had a tribute to Angelina’s mother engraved in stone in the setting where the ceremony took place. Full Story

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The Brange wedding photos

September 2, 2014 12:16:37 Posted at September 2, 2014 12:16:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said, they’re always so considerate. You’re a slug after the long weekend. You can’t imagine what could get you hard, coming back to work after 3 days off. And this… This is how they welcome you. Who cares about nude photos? All that matters: the Brange wedding photos. Full Story

Friday, August 29, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I mentioned this yesterday but it must be repeated: really appreciate how considerate it was of the Brange to drop their marriage news on us yesterday instead of today, before we all take off for the Labour Day long weekend. On Friday, before a long weekend, you really don’t want to work that hard. You don’t want to have to scramble. Thursday is good. Thursday you’re still focused. Friday is all about your boss letting everyone go early and, if you can get away with it, coasting through the morning.

It worked out for everyone. Except, maybe, Jon Voight. Who wasn’t invited. And now he’s talking to anyone who will talk to him, including the Daily Mail  Read Full Intro

Thursday, August 28, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

You can be the most famous woman in the world. You are the most famous actor in the world. Together, you’re the most hunted couple in the world. The biggest f-cking deal.

So.
When you get married?
Please.
What paparazzi?
What leaks?

NO LEAKS.

Just a statement AFTER THE FACT to the Associated Press. You know, while everyone else was on VMA and EMMY focus.

But they’ve just made it so that no one else can ever complain again about privacy or lack of it.

Brange. Always Brange. Brange FOREVER!

More on this through the day. It’s a GREAT day for gossip!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

More porn, less corn

August 28, 2014 21:18:20 Posted at August 28, 2014 21:18:20
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So E! News claims to have some more details about the Brange wedding. Apparently Angelina wore a white lace and silk gown, very simple, traditional, and floor length. Also a locket with her mother’s photo inside. If you’re the emotional type, that probably brought tears to your eyes. Full Story

George Clooney congratulates Brange

August 28, 2014 17:18:47 Posted at August 28, 2014 17:18:47
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Brange managed to do it while everyone else was on Clooney wedding watch. And now Clooney has released a statement on the Brange wedding, telling PEOPLE:  "How great is that? I'm really happy for Brad and Angie and their whole family. Full Story

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The Masters Brange

August 28, 2014 14:50:33 Posted at August 28, 2014 14:50:33
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I have a bottle of the Chateau Miraval rose at home in the cupboard. Did it just go up in value today? Who does it better? They do it the best. No, SHE does it the best. It’s been a year of platinum game for Angelina Jolie. And she just won’t stop. Her level of control and strategy, precise execution and delivery is…God…it fills me with such joy, such appreciation. Full Story

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Good morning, Jennifer Aniston

August 28, 2014 13:55:54 Posted at August 28, 2014 13:55:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Aniston is out there promoting a new movie called Life Of Crime, opening this weekend. She was on Kimmel promoting the film and he staged a mini Friends reunion with Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow, replicating Monica’s apartment, and then she went to the premiere in a silver dress. The way the light hits her mid-section, you know what the conversation was supposed to be? IS JEN PREGNANT? For the 33rd time. Full Story

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Money before wedding

August 27, 2014 14:33:43 Posted at August 27, 2014 14:33:43
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George Clooney is getting married…eventually. I wrote about the new wedding rumours yesterday – click here for a refresher. Now the speculation is that it’ll be in three parts: first a civil ceremony in England on September 12 followed by a weekend party in Venice on September 26 and a bigger castle-style reception in England again on October 25. Full Story

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George Clooney post-Venice?

August 26, 2014 18:02:58 Posted at August 26, 2014 18:02:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

George Clooney did not marry Amal Alamuddin this weekend while we were obsessing over the Beyonce Video Awards and the Emmys. Now that the international entertainment media shifts its focus to Venice then, it’s not likely he’ll do an Italian wedding during the next two weeks. So there are now new rumours. Full Story