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Here comes the bride

September 25, 2014 15:02:10 Posted at September 25, 2014 15:02:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s an obvious title. But I feel like we have to get obvious here. Because, well, nothing has been subtle about the Amal Alamuddin-George Clooney wedding roll-out. He told us when and where. We know the hotel, we know the designers, we know the officiant. In two days, George will marry Amal in Venice. Full Story

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An Alamuddin wedding

September 17, 2014 19:29:05 Posted at September 17, 2014 19:29:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Andrew Goodman/ Getty Images

I feel like I know more about this wedding than the Kanye West wedding. That said, you know who would agree with making the wedding as big of a f-cking deal as possible and broadcasting it far and wide? My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken. It’s a celebration. You don’t hide a celebration in a corner. Full Story

Are you going to the wedding?

September 17, 2014 15:03:46 Posted at September 17, 2014 15:03:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There are a lot of fans of Matt Damon out there. But Matt Damon doesn’t make himself available too often for pap shots…even though, ahem, he lives very close to the Afflecks. This is another conversation. Here’s Matt Damon out for dinner in Brentwood last night. They keep putting his name on the reported list of celebrity guests to George Clooney’s wedding. Full Story

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Clooney’s DeMille

September 16, 2014 13:22:37 Posted at September 16, 2014 13:22:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Andrew Goodman/ Getty Images

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association confirmed yesterday that George Clooney will be the 2015 recipient of the Cecil B DeMille Award. You think they’re giving it to him on the just the work…and not because they want him to show up at their party? Come on. It’s the HFPA. Full Story

George’s wedding extravaganza

September 15, 2014 13:37:50 Posted at September 15, 2014 13:37:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Andrew Goodman/ Rachel Murray/ Getty

The lead-up to George Clooney’s wedding feels less like Brange and more like Kanye, non? Italy didn’t seem to be as interested in the Kanye spectacle as they are in George’s though. Perhaps it’s because they really do consider him a homeboy. Everyone in Venice is all over it. Full Story

George Clooney’s wedding invitation

September 12, 2014 12:45:51 Posted at September 12, 2014 12:45:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Andrew Goodman /Getty Images

One of them. There was a report from a French outlet a few weeks ago, remember? About George Clooney’s 3 part wedding? First a civil ceremony in England on September 12 – that’s today. Then Venice for a reception the weekend of September 26. Then in October, on the 25th, another party just outside London. Full Story

George & Amal's first carpet

September 8, 2014 11:58:32 Posted at September 8, 2014 11:58:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Andrew Goodman/ Rachel Murray/ Getty

This was supposed to be the lead story. It was when I wrote the column last night. But nothing trumps a royal baby. Not even George Clooney’s wedding. He and Amal Alamuddin walked the carpet together in Venice on Sunday at Celebrity Fight Night, doing us a favour - we now have proper not blurry, not papped, side-by-side shots (that don’t cost a fortune) of them to use whenever there's a story. Full Story

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Amal like a princess?

September 5, 2014 15:58:01 Posted at September 5, 2014 15:58:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Amal Alamuddin was seen in London yesterday after having spent over an hour at the Alexander McQueen studio, leading to speculation that Sarah Burton is doing the wedding dress. You’ll recall, Burton also did Princess Catherine’s wedding dress. That dress, obviously, had to be more classic, verging on the more conservative side of the McQueen spectrum. Full Story

A $13 million wedding gift

September 4, 2014 14:15:02 Posted at September 4, 2014 14:15:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six reports that Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert De Niro, and Brad Pitt were paid $13 million for two days of work on a new commercial directed by Martin Scorsese. As I mentioned the other day, it’s a promotion for billionaire James Packer’s casino empire – click here Full Story

Brange: Buttock Futtock

September 2, 2014 12:49:04 Posted at September 2, 2014 12:49:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s what was on her veil, as drawn by one of the kids. And here’s a sweet detail about the Brange wedding, that accompanied the Brange photos, as revealed in HELLO Magazine which went on sale this morning in the UK: Brad had a tribute to Angelina’s mother engraved in stone in the setting where the ceremony took place. Full Story

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The Brange wedding photos

September 2, 2014 12:16:37 Posted at September 2, 2014 12:16:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said, they’re always so considerate. You’re a slug after the long weekend. You can’t imagine what could get you hard, coming back to work after 3 days off. And this… This is how they welcome you. Who cares about nude photos? All that matters: the Brange wedding photos. Full Story

Friday, August 29, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I mentioned this yesterday but it must be repeated: really appreciate how considerate it was of the Brange to drop their marriage news on us yesterday instead of today, before we all take off for the Labour Day long weekend. On Friday, before a long weekend, you really don’t want to work that hard. You don’t want to have to scramble. Thursday is good. Thursday you’re still focused. Friday is all about your boss letting everyone go early and, if you can get away with it, coasting through the morning.

It worked out for everyone. Except, maybe, Jon Voight. Who wasn’t invited. And now he’s talking to anyone who will talk to him, including the Daily Mail  Read Full Intro

Thursday, August 28, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

You can be the most famous woman in the world. You are the most famous actor in the world. Together, you’re the most hunted couple in the world. The biggest f-cking deal.

So.
When you get married?
Please.
What paparazzi?
What leaks?

NO LEAKS.

Just a statement AFTER THE FACT to the Associated Press. You know, while everyone else was on VMA and EMMY focus.

But they’ve just made it so that no one else can ever complain again about privacy or lack of it.

Brange. Always Brange. Brange FOREVER!

More on this through the day. It’s a GREAT day for gossip!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

More porn, less corn

August 28, 2014 21:18:20 Posted at August 28, 2014 21:18:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ferdaus Shamim/ Getty

So E! News claims to have some more details about the Brange wedding. Apparently Angelina wore a white lace and silk gown, very simple, traditional, and floor length. Also a locket with her mother’s photo inside. If you’re the emotional type, that probably brought tears to your eyes. Full Story