Wedding Smut Articles
Imagine if this was Brange?
We would all rather a Brange/Aniston-Theroux wedding off over an anti-climactic Labour Day weekend situation, right? Please Gossip Genie. Let it play out that way instead. No matter when it actually happens though, there’s no way either couple will release a wedding portrait as awesome as this one. Full Story
Brange wedding wine?
Are you a wine person? I am not a wine person; I don’t have the nose for it. So it is never me looking important when we’re out at a restaurant and deciding on the bottle. You put it in front of me and I will drink it. This is my contribution. I do have friends who are really into wine culture though. Full Story
An off-white problem from head to toe
Bauer, Gotcha Images/Splash
This is just so spectacularly bad I had to put it on the main page instead of LifeStyle... Check out Jessica Biel today in London promoting Total Recall in an off-white head to toe situation that, well, do you think it’s doing anything for her? An idea on a runway or in a magazine on a fashion model bent strategically in place to find the only flattering angles is one thing. Full Story
Brange & Jen wedding-off: Brange goes first?
As mentioned in the open, I’ve not seen every magazine cover this week but no doubt, Jennifer Aniston will likely be on a few of them, including the new issue of US Weekly. Interestingly enough, while US offers details about Justin Theroux’s proposal and what their baby plans are (as IF), the Brange, of course, also makes an appearance and US is reporting exclusively that the wedding is indeed happening. Full Story
Brange Wedding: this week or next week?
As discussed yesterday - click here for a refresher - certain French media outlets are all over the Brange chateau in the South of France for a possible wedding there this weekend. Again, as also discussed yesterday, Euro gossips are about as reliable as . Full Story
Brange Wedding Weekend?
French outlets are reporting that Brange will marry at Miraval on Saturday which also happens to be Brad’s parents’ 50th anniversary. There has been speculation around this date for months, ever since they announced their engagement. Now Paris Match Full Story
The Young Bride
Fame/Flynet
It’s one of my favourite Hollwood Sliding Doors stories: Natalie Portman was supposed to play Juliet in Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet. They wanted her badly. The problem: she looked much, much too young. So young that in the test footage, it was “obscene”, is the way Luhrmann described it. Full Story
What’s with the finger?
I wrote the other day in the Blake Lively Marie Claire article - click here for a refresher - that I am fascinated by how they decide on the image that makes magazine covers because oftentimes the cover photo is far inferior to the ones that make the inside pages. Full Story
Matthew McConaughey marries
Fame/Flynet, Breedo/Deano/Splash
Matthew McConaughey married Camila Alves this weekend on his property in Austin, Texas. She is the mother of his two children. They’ve been together almost 7 years. McConaughey is 42. I love that this is his first time. And because it’s his first time, I think they might make it. Naive? (PS I heard a story recently that a bride-to-be, while picking her dress, said to her friends - it’s my first wedding so I can wear white. Full Story
Liam & the ring
Deano /Breedo /Splash
PEOPLE broke the story of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth’s engagement this morning. They also have exclusive details about the ring. Click here to read about how many carats and how it was cut etc etc etc. Full Story
Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth engaged
Big day for PEOPLE Magazine. And they certainly needed the win considering that Us Weekly was owning their asses for the first half of the year. PEOPLE is high on a double exclusive today though, following up their Jessica Simpson baby unveil issue last week with Drew Barrymore’s wedding and the first to report, with confirmation, that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are engaged. Full Story
Drew’s wedding and the dreaded pose
I don’t know why I’m surprised. At this point, whenever a celebrity sells something, no matter how intimate, why should we be surprised? But still you hope. You hope that there are still a few of them who resist and don’t. That they keep something to themselves. I thought that Drew Barrymore might be one of those. Full Story
I guess it’s her wedding fringe?
I. Wilson /WENN, FameFlynet
Jessica Biel is not growing out that fringe. It looked freshly trimmed last night at the Movie Awards. I’m not sure if it was styled this way on purpose like all futuristic and sh-t but given that the top of her head looks extra pointy, we have something of a long triangle happening - Space Girl Couture. Full Story
See Keira’s ring
Bauer, INF
Keira Knightley’s people confirmed last week that she and James Righton are engaged. They were out together, hand in hand, with ring, in London this week. I love that she can’t contain her happiness, not even when confronted by the paps. I guess bridal bliss is the same, famous or not. Can’t see it on full detail but it looks classic and elegant and not Timberlakey, the standard by which I am judging engagement situations now. Full Story