Duana sent Michelle and me an email half an hour ago: PLEASE tell me this is Top Story today And attached to it a link about how “Seth Cohen is dating Blair Waldorf”. Or, for those of you who don’t speak high school tv series, Adam Brody is dating Leighton Meester... Michelle wrote back: My pop culture heart is exploding with joy. Full Story

Thursday night to kick off Midnight Madness at TIFF – a screening for Jennifer’s Body starring, as you know, Megan Fox as a high school girl and boy murdering demon written by Diablo Cody. Starting with Diablo Cody… I had Diablo Cody fatigue after Juno. If I’m honest though, maybe it wasn’t Diablo Cody fatigue. Full Story

It’s quite a group isn’t it? Can you picture Mickey sliding in there? No… Mickey is not one of them. Adrien Brody is very much one of them, even though he’s a hypocrite douche. Like, did you hear him during the presentation? While introducing Richard Jenkins, he opened with “not that I’m a fan of google”, like it was beneath him to be a famewhore. Full Story

The last time I remember seeing Adam Brody he was rolling on the grass at some party writhing on top of some girl. Amazing. Yesterday he was spotted at Vancouver airport having flown in for a short few days for reshoots on Jennifer’s Body starring Megan Fox (blech) and Amanda Seyfried (yay!). Full Story

Adrien Brody brought his Elsa Pataky with him last night to the Hollywood premiere of Cadillac Records. She’s the one who inspired him to buy that fake castle, remember? By the way, did you know that photo shoot originally printed in Spain and it was 40+ pages??? Of him in a bathtub reading a script with NO WATER IN IT? And leaning up against a tractor with his EYES CLOSED? Ugh. Full Story

The Church of Oprah is attacking puppy mills tomorrow on the show – something we can all agree on, even if we don’t worship the Mighty Opes. Oprah lost her dog Sophie recently… Can’t even think about that. Now she’s dedicating an entire show to Sophie by exposing the deplorable practices of puppy mills in the hopes of saving dogs and preventing more of them from lives of suffering and disease. Full Story

Chuck Bass hasn’t made you forget about Seth Cohen, has he? This just in! Exclusive! Diablo Cody’s Juno follow-up is a film called Jennifer’s Body, with Jason Reitman producing and starring Megan Fox, the ghetto Angelina Jolie. Adam Brody has just been confirmed to the cast… and the movie, like Juno, will be shot in Vancouver. Full Story