There's no better way to start the weekend than with some Mimi. And this kind of Mimi means it could be a spectacular weekend. I know I ask you for a lot. Here's another request: promise you will watch this. Because I promise you that there is no way you can come out of it without a lot of joy in your heart. Full Story

Click here if you missed my Girl Sh-t post on Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday about how she slagged the MET Gala and patronised Miranda Kerr. The photos in that article were taken of my G out to dinner on Wednesday night and it turns out she was meeting up with two radio hosts from Australia who’d won a contest, or something, it doesn’t matter. Full Story

Like handbags, Girl Sh-t comes in high end and low end. Low end would be, say, the housewives of whatever city. Slightly above that are the WAGs of whatever sport. For the luxury Girl Sh-t, you look to Anna Wintour. And, of course, my G. Have you seen this yet? Sasha sent it to me this morning. Full Story

Could Iman have pulled off Anna Wintour’s floral Chanel at the MET Gala on Monday? How is what you’re wearing Punk, Iman? It’s not. I married David Bowie. If you’ve not seen this yet, you’re about to experience a love explosion. It’s Bowie’s video for The Next Day, directed by Floria Sigismundi, who also directed his The Stars video. Full Story

YASSSSSSSSSS. With an A. YAS. This is Giles Deacon. You think her old friend Lee McQueen would have approved? Please. Those are TARTAN VELVET KNEE-HIGH BOOTS. And we haven’t even started on the headdress yet. It’s ridiculous. She knows it’s ridiculous. It’s supposed to be ridiculous. Full Story

Duana hadn’t seen this before she went to bed last night. Her first note to me this morning was: Love the hair, hate the dress. I guess the point of the dress was not to compete with the hair. But I agree. We could have used some personality there. Still... these were the style balls we were hoping to see. Full Story

Every day should end like this. I want you to make sure you don’t get interrupted. No phone calls. No children needing you. No distractions. I want you to enjoy the next 6 minutes fully focused. It’s the only way. Mimi and Nick Cannon were married again at Disneyland this week. Full Story

I’m sorry. I should post more photos of Dawn O’Porter and Chris O’Dowd. Because we love them. Don’t we love them? Here they are today in London at the launch of her book Paper Aeroplanes. I’m attaching the synopsis, mostly for Duana, because I guarantee you as soon as she reads it, she’ll be ordering it: I just can't imagine me without you. Full Story

A few weeks ago, I shared my thoughts on adults at Disneyland. And some of you yelled at me. Last night at Disneyland, Mimi married Nick Cannon again. They marry each other every year on their anniversary. Last year, they did it in Paris -- click here Full Story

Have you heard? Iron Man 3 made more money overseas than The Avengers. It’s already earned $200 million in advance of the domestic opening. Let’s break down RDJ’s recent box office record: Iron Man 3 -- $200 million to date, and it hasn’t even been released in North America The Avengers -- $1. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow told Ellen that she likes it 70s styles down there. If you missed that article from earlier, click here. Abby just sent me this video of Cameron Diaz on The Graham Norton Show... Talking about a girlfriend... Who is married. Full Story

You’re going to be sad, you know. Gwyneth Paltrow is all up in your face right now, every day, making you hate her, or love her more, and then Iron Man 3 will come out next week in North America and she’ll retreat. And then there will be no one to bitch at or gush over. Raging on anyone else won’t be that much fun. Full Story

Sarah from Cinesnark and I were sent this video today on Twitter by @daibyday -- thanks! It’s Tilda Swinton from a few days ago and she showed up at EbertFest 2013 and called on the audience to participate in a dance along. Full Story

But why can’t it be Iron Pepper? After all, she wears the suit now, and don’t yell at me about spoilers because that scene is in the trailer. I saw Iron Man 3 in a screening room on the Disney lot on Saturday which ended up being cooler than I thought it would be. Can’t say much about it yet except that I now have a raging, raging, RAGING hurt for Robert Downey Jr in a Five List kind of way, only more. Full Story