The Jolie flies

June 26, 2012 16:24:46 Posted at June 26, 2012 16:24:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Fame/Flynet, Almasi/Greg Sirc/Splash

Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent can apparently fly. Here she is on set today in England suspended against a green screen. Am now very interested to see what they do with this in post and how real it will look when they’re done. Will it actually seem like the Jolie is airborne outside?

Last night at SMUT there was a question about the Jolie’s thinness and whether or not it has anything to do with heroin. Heroin isn’t doing a very good job of marketing itself as the dangerous drug it is if people think the Jolie can shoot up on the regular and then just show up on movie sets like it’s not a thing and get to work suspended 15 feet in the air without nodding off. Or maybe Heroin IS marketing itself well and harmless if people think users can shoot up on the regular and still show up on time on mega million dollar movie sets for a Disney movie and make it through the day. Heroin has a good publicist. So does Prednisone. As if you can just pop Prednisone for bloating and faking a pregnancy without other very, very serious side effects...

Really? I guess you’ve not known anyone who’s actually been on Prednisone. Because if you know Prednisone, you wouldn’t be so quick to believe that someone would voluntarily go on it. And all that just because a piece of fabric looked weird on TV? Come ON.

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