Lil John > Punk Ass Whiny Bitch

January 4, 2008 08:51:03 Posted at January 4, 2008 08:51:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NYE at Prive, Avril Lavigne was hosting a party but Lil John ended up grabbing the mic and counting down to midnight. Be honest, Lil John can hype a crowd waaaay better than Punk Ass Poseur and her squeaky voice.

When Avril saw that Lil John had trumped her, she apparently became “visibly upset” and had to be consoled by husband Deryck, boo hooing that “I wanted to do the countdown!”

Poor baby was finally placated when more champagne was brought out to her table. And of course when she got home the next morning and realised she was thousands and thousands of dollars richer.

As you know, they pay these stars to show up and host. And still she finds an excuse to complain. But hey – she’s Canadian! And we Canadians are supposed to forgive Canadians for being assholes simply because they’re Canadian!

Those are probably my least favourite emails, even compared to the frequent death threats I receive from Brangelunatics.

Canadians who write to say: Hey Lainey, be easy on Avril/Pam/Celine - after all, they"re Canadian!

Is that supposed to be a f&cking excuse???

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