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Tell John Mayer…

February 24, 2009 13:47:07 Posted at February 24, 2009 13:47:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That Megan Fox is single. Because she is totally his type. This is after all a dude who used to admit to racking up thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on internet porn and phone sex. Something tells me Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly the go-to beat off inspiration for those seeking stimulation along those avenues. Full Story

Is this a man?

January 14, 2009 07:30:39 Posted at January 14, 2009 07:30:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Debatable. His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him? Oh yeah…him. Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break out girl who is trying to cope with outgrowing him. Full Story

Megan Meh

November 19, 2008 07:38:38 Posted at November 19, 2008 07:38:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Megan Fox and her fiancé Brian Austin Green last night at the GQ event at the Chateau Marmont. Like…do you care? Said it before, will say it again. She’s an eternal Blender girl. The poor man’s Angelina Jolie. It’s crass, and I’m sorry, but Megan Fox is at best a handjob in the backseat, not even real sex from behind over the hood of the car, you know what I mean? And she can’t dress either. Full Story

Rossum for the Weekend

August 15, 2008 11:07:55 Posted at August 15, 2008 11:07:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Full Story

Dream the f&ck on, Loser!

August 15, 2008 07:54:17 Posted at August 15, 2008 07:54:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime. That Brian Austin Green would like to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Full Story

The Fox and her Bag

July 15, 2008 09:08:55 Posted at July 15, 2008 09:08:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go. This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at the Fox TCA summer party held at the pier in Santa Monica. Full Story

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Not Free… Yet

July 9, 2008 15:55:19 Posted at July 9, 2008 15:55:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green. Not so. Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me. Full Story

How Much Longer?

August 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Megan Fox. They’re trying to make her out to be the next Angelina Jolie. Really? To me they all look the same - Clooney’s exes Krista Allen and Lisa Snowden, Megan Fox…I call them Blender Girls. Can’t tell them apart. But everyone saw her in Transformers, she has a crazy body, only 21, and currently shooting How to Lose Friends with Simon Pegg. Full Story