Denise Richards filed court documents in her increasingly acrimonious court battle with Charlie Sheen last week and somehow… shocker! … a few of those pages have made it into the hands of reporters, now printed for our smutty pleasure. Of course this just days after Charlie released a scathing statement of his own denouncing his ex wife as an opportunistic lying bitch who is only raising these allegations against him because her career is in the crapper and because she’s jealous he’s found someone else, AFTER her attempt at reconciliation ended in rejection. Full Story

It’s not good form, it’s certainly not classy but some say when you deal with scum, you inevitably have to get a little scummy. And Denise Richards is definitely scum. So Charlie Sheen is getting scummy right back. He’s had a lot of practise. You will recall, last week Denise filed a motion with the court questioning Charlie’s competence as a parent, alleging that he engages in inappropriate internet pornographic activity – an accusation she first raised when they split. Full Story

Surprise! Just a day after news broke that Denise Richards is once again accusing Charlie Sheen of being a pervert and trying to position herself as the better parent, all while the financial terms of their divorce hang in the balance, the paps miraculously captured her playing and laughing with her daughter Sam. Full Story

Or any semblance of a career, Denise Richards’s only two moves are A. to call up the paps whenever a moment with her girls comes up and B. to continue to portray herself the victim against Charlie Sheen. Hungry for sympathy, starving for attention, Denise is at it again. This time it’s a repeat of the same allegations she levelled against Charlie when they initially separated – something about him demonstrating deviant behaviour – accusations he vehemently denied but that were mysteriously leaked to the media and never substantiated. Full Story

Quelle surprise… Charlie Sheen has been on the offensive, calling out his famewhore of an ex wife for deliberately arranging for paparazzi to be present on an outing with his fiancee, revealing that she formally submitted a request for his sperm to mother a third child and taking exception to her sending an assistant to “spy” on him during custodial visits. Full Story

Denise Richards Resumé:- ask Charlie Sheen- ask Heidi Fleiss- dating ex husband of best friend, now ex best friend: the ultimate girlfriend betrayal- damages OPP- injures elderly ladies- allegedly sold out Pam Anderson re: her miscarriage and marital woes… And now… - offending the neighbours by inviting pappies into the community. Full Story

At a party thrown by Martin Sheen the other day for the cast of Bobby - now you know why I call him Gary because next to a fellow who can actually grow a proper beard, Ashton"s patchwork looks even more pronounced. Still. Full Story

Hasn’t been a good week for Denise. Already controversial, already not all that popular for her fantastical claims against Charlie Sheen mysteriously leaked to the press AND for hooking up with her ex BFFs man like 30 seconds after they split, Denise Richards has now added Injuring 2 Elderly Ladies to her growing list of transgressions. Full Story

With only two months to go, the publicity will build. It is perhaps the most highly anticipated release of the upcoming fall sched, due out October 6th, with a stellar cast, under the eye of a legendary director. Martin Scorcese, Jack Nicholson, Leo D, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, and Alec Baldwin. Full Story

A few for my own private collection, taken by my husband – now a pappy in training. Charlie, Oliver Stone, Willem Dafoe, and Tom Berenger were huddled in a private lounge prior to the photo call. Charlie was smoking, sucking on the thing like it was his last…I totally know how that feels. There was a very, very attractive female handler/media minion/call girl hovering close by. Full Story

I"m telling you. Heather Locklear might be BLAB (B list at Best) but Denise Richards is scraping D - on a good day. And in the battle of public opinion, that bitch doesn"t stand a chance. Here"s Heather at the Michael Douglas golf tournament this weekend, chumming it up with Zeta"s grizzly geriatric. Full Story

As you know, I posted transcripts yesterday of a few nasty voicemails from Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards that he left for her last year. Although I wondered if you could glean anything substantial from some angry messages left during the messiness of a high profile split, I did receive some insight today from a reader who has graciously analysed the information and offered her professional opinion. Full Story