Gwyneth Paltrow and Chloe Sevigny -- don’t these two seem like the most natural enemies since cats and dogs? Since Kelly and Brenda? Since Mariah and all other performers? They’re both so pretentious but in slightly different ways, I can’t believe these two haven’t clashed before, but now it’s happening and it’s perfect. Full Story

It’s so exciting to be at the very start of a new year, full of possibility, opportunity, fresh starts, etc. Still …isn’t it comforting to know that, while time may pass, Chloe Sevigny remains unchanged? That she’ll continue to prowl the streets of New York dressed like a human slipper/sock? That she’ll still appear completely miserable as she skulks out of luxury boutiques in Soho, even while draped in the pelts of the cast of Monsters, Inc. Full Story

Chloe Moretz was born in 1997. 1997!!!! I had, like, a real JOB in 1997! Anyway, Chloe is 14. She showed up at the Saturn Awards this weekend in Burbank, CA and posed with a LOT of Try for someone her age. If you’re a dude, and this is what’s out there, how can you be sure that’s legal? Also 14 and also posing, maybe with a little less Try, but Try-full all the same since this is a major fashion campaign for Miu Miu and you can’t tell me that “natural” things happen on a photo shoot, please, is Hailee Steinfeld in her first ad for the brand. Full Story

Yesterday at McMaster University, convocation for Humanities studies, class of 2011, a woman walks up to receive her diploma. From the audience, a loud shout: LOVE YOU MOM! YOU’RE THE BEST MOM EVER! It was Ryan Gosling. He was there for his mother. Here’s Ryan with his ma and sister in 2007 at the Oscars when he was nominated for Best Actor for his work in Half Nelson. Full Story

I almost didn’t recognise Hayden Christensen, here with Tilda Swinton and Chloe Sevigny in Berlin at the Hugo Boss show. Too much beer? Hayden’s face normally has a few more angles. Dylan says it’s democracy at work, that women aren’t the only ones who lose their cheekbones at a certain age. Full Story

Laura sent me this link today and it's become the best part of my day. She posited - is Cunnilingus the new Going Ugly? Sort of. Her words were more elegant. But the spirit is the same. Seems a lot of Oscar contenders this year have oral pleasure in common. Full Story

The dress. For the person. It’s exquisite. Yes she needs darker lipstick, but it’s a very small detail in so much that was spectacularly right. And again bitches, we’re not dressing YOU. We’re dressing Chloe Sevigny at the Met Gala in Proenza Schouler with some cheeky Mormon hair, and a high collar, and green see through lace with an exposed bra, the most beautiful back, and weird chunky funk shoes. Full Story

Ginnifer Goodwin and Chloe Sevigny attended The Met premiere of Armida at Lincoln Centre last night both in black pants. I wish Ginnifer’s were a little longer. Who wins the Big Love Pant-Off? Goodwin, as noted yesterday, has signed on to work with Kate Hudson and Colin Farrell, among others, in the film adaptation of Something Borrowed. Full Story