SJP and co left the States just in time to escape critical evisceration of their movie and the uncomfortable reality of a tepid box office. As noted in today’s open, Sex & the City 2 is one of the worst reviewed movies of the year. But not for the Hello Kitties. My people, we Asians, we are major consumers of designer goods, perhaps part of the reason why luxury is no longer luxury. Full Story

I am angry about Sex & the City 2 right now but what SJP is doing on the carpet tonight in London for the premiere is pretty f-cking amazing. If it’s anywhere you want to do this, it’s obviously in England. Definitely spectacular. So of course there are more photos of her than of the other girls. Full Story

Major spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned. I have a friend who told me: Never see a movie featuring white people on camels unless it’s an historical drama. Word. Oh but you will go see SATC2 anyway. Even though it’s getting annihilated by critics, even though I’m about to annihilate it here, you will see it for the Dress Porn, which is fine, if that’s all that the film is declaring itself to be. Full Story

Of course it isn’t. Sex & the City the tv show cared about writing and story. Sex & the City the movies serve only one purpose: Dress Porn. If Carrie is wearing an amazing pair of shoes who gives a sh-t if what’s happening around her makes no sense. So it doesn’t seem like they even tried. Full Story

So there’s a new Sex & the City 2 trailer. And thanks God there’s no mute Asian baby, but there’s also not much of a city. They open with Empire State of Mind and they end up on camels in the Middle East... why isn’t this sh-t called Sex & anywhere BUT Manhattan? This after all was a foundation point of the show. Full Story

Most of us agreed that SJP did not present very strong at the Oscars. Hell na. Or have you forgotten? Click here for a refresher. It was busted from head to toe. Last night SJP, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis were in Vegas for ShoWest. Full Story

Perhaps this is why Matthew Broderick can’t remember his lines. SJP is in Morocco shooting Sex & the City 2 and Dandy, who supposedly needs a lot of “me” time, has to do a little extra around the house, isn’t able to hang with his boys as much as he wants to. Full Story

They’re continuing to shoot Sex & the City 2 in New York. A familiar prop was back on set today: The mute Asian baby! Photo Assumption says she’s still mute. They put her at the lunch table again. Where are her crayons? How will they use her as a lame plot device this time? Let’s give it a stab: Anthony and Stanford get married. Full Story

TIFF begins on Thursday. Which means 10 days of heels. Non stop heels. F-ck. It’s getting more and more unbearable. 4 years ago I could manage. I could manage an entire evening. These days, my flipflops are always tucked into my bag. How do these bitches do it all the time? Like Victoria Beckham? Well for starters, they don’t have to walk. Full Story

Oprah fans and the MiniVan just squealed. It’s Carrie Bradshaw, sister idol to a generation of toned down Sex & the City watchers on TBS, re-emerging in New York to shoot the sequel. Because the first one didn’t suck enough. The heels, the familiar strut, the bony ass legs, and a very soft light, not unlike the light used in the Mighty Opesie’s studio, to make sure Carrie looks nothing like the haggard new mother of twins. Full Story

Miranda Hobbes is turning it up, non? Cynthia Nixon was spectacular last night in a white Narciso Rodriguez. Her skin looks great, her hair looks great, her body looks great… Lesbians are totally the new Louboutins! And Kristin Davis too. LOVE this girly frock. She needs a girlfriend to go with it. Full Story

The girls were in Berlin today promoting Sex & the City. SJP’s dress… holy f&ck. Is it my drunken haze or is that the killer-est dress you’ve ever seen? Her dress is all kinds of sublime. All kinds! In typical Sarah Jessica fashion however she sucked the style out of everyone else. Full Story

Shall we be obnoxious and compare lesbians? You are intimately familiar with Lindsay Lohan’s dirty face. Lesbian to lesbian though and redhead to rehead, at almost 20 years older, Cynthia Nixon is head and shoulders and tits above her younger Sapphic counterpart. Here she is at the London premiere tonight of Sex & the City. Full Story